Toss your Dogma-Tanics, toss your Girl Scout cookies. I have a shortened textbook for Orthodox, Conservative, Confessional Lutherans (OCCLs) - LCMS, WELS, ELS, CLC, and the micro-mini sects.
OCCL - "We believe in the inerrancy of the Scriptures."
Longer version - "...except for Abraham believing in the Messiah and being justified, Paul's Justification by Faith, and the rest of the Bible."
OCCL - "We believe, teach, and confess the Chief Article of the Christian Faith."
Longer version - "...except for faith in Jesus Christ, which is bad, and would make us Arminians." And - "Lenski is good, except for Justification."