Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Fireproof Babtist Film - Big Hit in WELS, Loved by FIC, Promoted by NPH




From the Editors Who Promoted Latte Lutheran Church:
Fireproof, a movie about a firefighter who is considering divorce, received mixed reviews when it was released last September. Some critics said the movie was a bit gimmicky and melodramatic; others called it uplifting and impressive. Members of Reformation, San Diego, Calif., however, saw it as a way to reach out to the community.

“It has a solid Christian message about the importance of doing marriage the way God designed it to be done and ‘fireproofing’ your marriage against the temptations of the devil, the world, and your sinful nature,” says Kevin Schultz, pastor at Reformation. So the congregation decided to organize a Fireproof campaign, complete with a six-week sermon and Bible study series on marriage.

To advertise the series, the congregation mailed out 5,000 postcards to community members. “We had 127 visitors attend, many of which were unchurched or first-time guests,” says Schultz. At the end of each sermon, Schultz gave separate assignments to the couples and to the singles in the congregation that they were to do during the week.

Overall, Schultz says reactions were positive. One couple facing difficulties in their marriage said the series reignited their desire to work on their marriage instead of giving up on it. Others said it gave them a renewed commitment to their marriage. A divorced woman from the community listened to the sermons on tape and said they taught her how to “do marriage right” if she remarried and motivated her to start attending her church regularly again.

“I think this campaign helped our congregation see once again how God’s Word can change people’s lives and, in this case, their marriages,” says Schultz. “It certainly brought a new excitement to the congregation during the six weeks of the campaign. It also provided a great opportunity for members to get involved by inviting their friends and neighbors to come and hear how God’s Word is relevant to their life today.”

Volume 96, number 3, 03-1-2009, category: news. FIC


Fireproof was advertized at Bethany, Appleton, on The CORE calendar.

Firepoof was studied at St. Marcus.

Fireproof My Marriage website

Fireproof Pietistic Cell Group Kit

Fireproof NPH kit - based on the movie. The same Babtists who did "Facing the Giants" produced this one. The cinema students in the graduate program at Regent University thought "Facing the Giants" was hilariously bad. The cinema professor agreed.

Victory of the Lamb (C and C) Tim Felt-Needs. Loving Fireproof.

Bloomington is fireproofing.



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GJ - How about a new series? - Fireproof Your Divine Call!

The Four Horsemen of St. Marcus



Lampe, Ski, Becker, Spencer--Church and Chicanery Board Members, Past and Present--Working for St. Markus/Time of Grace, Mark Jeske.
Bishop Katy beams down on them.


KJV Revelation 6:1 And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see. 2 And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer. 3 And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see. 4 And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword. 5 And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. 6 And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine. 7 And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. 8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.


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Anonymouse has left a new comment on your post "The Four Horsemen of St. Marcus":

GJ, have the men in white jackets come for you yet? Keep posting your terribly ridiculous pictures, and they'll be knocking on your door sooner than you think!

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GJ - I do get a few anonymous outpatients sending comments. Thanks for the encouragement.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "The Four Horsemen of St. Marcus":

I love the pictures. Can't get more ridiculous than Ski's love for non-Lutherans.

How can the synod turn a blind eye to Ski? to Patterson's cloning network? to Jeske's grant mill?

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "The Four Horsemen of St. Marcus":

How appropriate that the rider of the black horse measures out the grains and oil (popcorn & butter) ... and that the four horsemen are galloping right off the cliff together.


+Diet O. Worms

The Cover Story versus The Facts




The CORE News and Events

(still listed as of today on their websty).


April 17
Wildwood Film Festival
The CORE will be hosting one evening of the Wildwood Flim Festival. This festival features local filmmakers and will be held on April 17th at 6:30 and 9:00 pm. Tickets are $10 and are available at the door. For more information visit www.wildwoodfilmfest.com

The Cover Story:

I. J. Reilly has left a new comment on your post "Films at the Mission Church":

The Wildwood Film Festival had absolutely no connection to the Core except that it took place in the same location where the Core is conducting its ministry. This isn't the best analogy, I know, but it's kind of like when a church will let its building be used as a polling place. Hey, I would imagine that some pretty ungodly men and women received votes that were cast in a church building. This was not an event that was promoted among its church members as a church event. I agree that the organizers of the festival should have been more careful about the films they presented in that venue, but Ski really had no idea of what the movies would be like before the event took place.

Welcome to the camp, I guess we all know why we're here!

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The Facts:

if u r in appleton & looking for something to do tonight come on down to The CORE 4 the Wildwood Film Festival. Starts at 6:30 & 9:00
about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "The Cover Story versus The Facts":

FACT: The CORE hosted this event and The CORE asked for its members to staff the event. It was NOT just a use of the facilities. The CORE gave approval for this function. The CORE could have denied having this held. It knew the content of the films and still hosted it.

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "The Cover Story versus The Facts": The CORE also promoted the Wildwood Film Festival on its website.The CORE said it was hosting the event.


There's a church in the valley leased by Wildwood
No lovelier spot in A-town
No place is so dear to my childhood
As the Popcorn Cathedral of Rock.

(Oh, come, come, come, come)

Come to the church leased by Wildwood
Oh, come to the church in A-town
No spot is so dear to my childhood
As the Popcorn Cathedral of Rock.

How sweet on a clear Sabbath morning
To listen to a Rock and Roll band
Its tones so loudly are calling
To the Popcorn Church built on sand.

(Oh, come, come, come, come)

Come to the church leased by Wildwood
Oh, come to the church in A-town,
No spot is so dear to my childhood
As the Popcorn Cathedral of Rock.

There, close by the church in old A-town
Lies the doctrine I loved so well
We buried her beside the Willow Creek,
Cause we thought Schwaermer doctrine was swell.

(Oh, come, come, come, come)

Come to the church leased by Wildwood
Oh, come to the church in A-town.
No spot is so dear to my childhood
As the Popcorn Cathedral of Rock.

There, close by the side of Craig Groeschel,
Near Driscoll, Stetzer, Stanley, and Sweet,
When they bury the last Lutheran synod,
Church and Change will shout, "That's neat!"

(Oh, come, come, come, come)

Come to the church leased by Wildwood
Oh, come to the church in A-town
No spot is so dear to my childhood
As the Popcorn Cathedral of Rock.

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Wildwood Film FestivalFriday, April 17th
Shows at 6:30 and 9:00pm
"The CORE" (formerly the Big Picture Theater)
Appleton, Wisconsin

The Northwestern



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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Questions for DP Englebrecht and the WELS COP":

There was quite a stink here in A-Town a couple years back when the WELS congregations didn't/wouldn't/couldn't participate in a Thrivent-sponsored Habitat for Humanity drive. (Perhaps it wasn't only in A-Tizzle fo' shizzle, dawg, yo,.)

Why? Each day Habitat for Humanity opens with prayer before the hammers swing. It is contrary to our confession of faith to engage in such simple religious activity with other groups.

Yet... yet... called pastors from the Fox Valley go to outright Enthusiastic worship services -- with alter (sic) calls of public profession of faith and the laying on of hands --, exclaim about it to the www.world, seek help on how to build churches from the son of the director of the California Southern Baptist Convention, and get mezmerized by who-knows-what spirit by the awesome praize band.


Concerned WELS laymen, I'm talking to you. This is what WELS synod tolerates now. Your donations & your church's donations to synod pay the salary of the men - MEN - who are supposed to put their foot down. But they won't.

Perhaps 'tolerate' isn't the right word. WELS synod encourages it. You are the one tolerating it, with your silence.

+Diet O. Worms

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Brett Meyer has left a new comment on your post "The Cover Story versus The Facts":

Diet, I don't think WELS has any problem with Habitat for Humanity. Here is Pastor Mark Jeske giving the blessing with Habitat for Humanity.

Thrivent Builds with Habitat for Humanity
Friday, May 18 - afternoon
Home Blessing
As I return to the site Friday afternoon, I see the William's new home clean as a whistle and ready for occupancy. I am introduced to Dakari, Kayin and Amaris, Gloria and Bashambas' children. They are precious. Darkari makes his first trip up the ramp constructed especially for him; he is loving it. Kayin and Amaris are bouncing around, unable to contain their excitement. Kayin pulls Carmel Builders President, Tom, by the pants leg into what will be his new room. "I'm going to paint my room blue and green—my favorite colors", he exclaims.
Crowds are gathering now - preparing for the home dedication service. County Executive, Scott Walker, along with leaders from Thrivent Financial for Lutherans and Milwaukee Habitat for Humanity and the Carmel Builders Crew to celebrate the dream of home ownership for the Williams Family. Pastor Mark Jeske from Time of Grace Ministry gives a blessing and we all give thanks!
As I listen, I am reminded that what has been built this week is more than walls and a roof. Together, many hands with one vision have built a home. In the process we have formed community and laid a foundation for community to grow and thrive. This is really what it's all about and what Habitat is all about. Helping hands pulling together to truly make a difference in people's lives.
There's no better reason to celebrate!

http://www.thriventbuilds.com/homes/diary/index.html

Although WELS themselves have said this:
"Another concern is Habitat’s desire to be an ecumenical organization, that is, an organization with “a concern to reunite the divided Christian family” (p. 80). But this reuniting is not done on the basis of a careful study of the Scriptures. In his book, Fuller approvingly quotes the slogan, “Doctrine divides, service unites” (p. 80). He says unity comes about when people of diverse religious beliefs work together to build homes for the poor. “Maybe, just maybe, God wants to use ‘the theology of the hammer’ as a means to draw his divergent family closer together” (p. 79). This statement and others like it come close to making the building of homes for the poor a means of grace." Paul Janke, pastor at St. Peter, Modesto, California

http://www.wels.net/cgi-bin/site.pl?1712&cxDatabase_databaseID=1&id=8719&magazine=Forward%20in%20Christ


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GJ - I think all the DPs have had alter calls. They thought they were going to get tutored. Ditto the Sausage Factory professors.



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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "The Cover Story versus The Facts":

Most of the people attending the Wildwood Film Festival could probably use a good dose of Jesus. What better way to plant a seed. But I would say by the way all of the pompous asses carry on here, you need Jesus more. Satan is crouching at your door. Read Galations 2. Then read it again. And then read it again for good measure before it is too late. I don't know, maybe it is too late. There are no hearts of Jesus here. I think the Father, Son and Holy Ghost have left for the coast...fleeing from this blog.


Needed - more relational, relevant, and real signage.

St. Marcus Leads the Way Downhill



WELS.net promotes Mark Jeske, who promotes Church and Change. Church and Change exists to lead people into the apostasy of Enthusiasm, which is always Unitarianism or worse in the next iteration.


Factoids from the St. Marcus congregational meeting, June, 2008.

  1. Only 25 attended. I know mission churches with better meeting attendance.
  2. They had a gayla community auction, which raised $170,000. Did they purchase a business license for that?
  3. UPS Driver Brian A. Lampe is doing youth work for the congregation. He is the fourth St. Marcus person to be on the board of Church and Change. Why not just call it St. Marcus and Change?
  4. Bishop Katie worked as a volunteer at St. Marcus before heading to A-town with Ski.
  5. Ski's new call to A-town is mentioned and calling a new pastor.
  6. They are Fireproofing marriages. They wouldn't be introducing Lutherans to Pietistic cells groups and Decision Theology...not at St. Marcus? I forgot - they sent Ski and Katie to Granger Community Church for training, Ski to Drive 08 for even more training, and Ski to Catalyst for dessert.

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    Brian Lampe, CEO of CEO Ministries.


    From: Brian Lampe
    To: church_and_change@yahoogroups.com
    Sent: Sunday, January 4, 2009 4:24:40 PM
    Subject: [church_and_change] Your (sic) invited!



    Generation of Reformation '09 Christian Rally

    March 21st 2009

    Best Western Suites Brookfield, WI

    $45.00 per person includes breakfast, lunch, snacks, beverages, and materials

    We are excited to announce the fifth annual Christ Empowered Opportunities Christian Rally. This workshop is designed with men and women in mind, we invite all believers young and wiser to join in the festivities on Saturday March 21st 2009 [incoherent, run-on sentence]. This year’s theme is “Generation of Reformation" You will hear an (sic) amazing message’s (sic) from Pastor Mark Jeske, Luke Thompson, Tracey Lampe, Pastor Ski from “The Core” , David Timm, Pastor Borgwardt, and Mike Nichols. Our workshops are tailored to meet and build the need’s (sic) of all Christians. What God offers us through our WELS churches is the greatest most powerful source that will impact our lives, Christ Jesus! Today is the day to break history of the restraints placed on past and today’s generations by Satan and reform our way of life through a more intimate relationship through our Savior Christ! [GJ - Say what?] We pray that God move your heart to attend our workshop, so that we can encourage and build one another in the faith that was given to us by the sacrifice of God’s own Son Jesus! You can download our flyer at CEO-ministries. com or call 414-915-3211

    God Bless you

    Brian Arthur Lampe

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    "Brian Arthur Lampe delivers a one-two punch to the devil and his schemes with his high powered, enthusiastic, energetic life-applying Biblical motivational speaking. We are on a quest for authentic God. By including Brian Arthur Lampe, you will have more than just a rally or a Bible study. You and your congregation will be providing men, women, and youth with an encouraging process that teaches them how to live lives of authentic Christianity as modeled by Jesus Christ and directed by the Word of God."

    Christian Speaker Network describes Brian's denomination as Christian. I would add that he is an Enthusiast.


    Brian A. Lampe, CEO of CEO Ministries.


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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Questions for DP Englebrecht and the WELS COP":

God runs all things in the universe as did the computer in the movie "The Matrix." No matter how hard C&C tries to shift that "locus of control" to themselves, they will fail.

Many Thanks To the Research Team Tonight




Irrelevant, but real and relational.


I hope you follow the Twitters I have linked on the left side of the blog. I try to keep up with various events, but the growing research team for Ichabod simply overwhelms me with new information and links. Everything I posted tonight came from those researchers. Call them Legion, for they are many. That is why Church and Chicaneries may try to shut down the leaks, but they cannot. Too many people are reporting from various locations. One expert was in awe of the research from another expert, a doctor of divinity. They do not know each other and I do not share names. People just want to get the facts out.

Church and Chicanery refused me for their odious listserve, but somehow I got their best--or worst--material anyway. I am sure they have their super-secret ultra-controlled list, but the bad news is going to come out anyway. Jeske's church is going downhill with economy. Parlow could not get his two locations united - due to lack of funds (denied anonymously, of course - thanks, John). Ski packed his CORE with WELS members and pastors (not very BM of him) and took off for Drive 09 with Katy, Buske, and Glende.

Kudu Don Patterson is a big success - at asking for money. He brags about having a big congregation with a big staff on one hand and stretches out the other hand for more synod subsidy. Someone questioned whether Patterson wants to become Synod President. I know from many credible sources that Church and Chicanery is trying to oust SP Mark Schroeder. To do that, they need a candidate. Perhaps I am wrong about their choice, but I could remedy that with an announcement from them.

Oh, I just remembered - they cannot even announce their keynote speaker in November of this year, and Babtist Stetzer got the gig in August of 2008.



They have a postcard and jpg but no speaker announced!


The buffoonery of Church and Change is shown by their list of board members. Jeff Davis, who raises money from WELS church for a percentage of the take (the Jewish method) has a photo and no bio. Ski has no photo and no bio. Brian A. Lampe has no bio and no photo. Bruce Becker disappeared from the board. All the information hidden is still available on Ichabod. Use the Google search tool at the top to find names, events, facts. That is the only way I can find things now.

The most read articles are linked on the left.

The people who have hissy-fits can disagree all they want with my opinions. I am courteous enough to link information and quote verbatim.

The difference between plagiarism and research is the citation. I do not claim the words and sermons of others as my own. The Church and Changers do, and they want big bucks for their "mission work."

Ichabod Prophesy Has Come True, Again



B-16 has a plan, and it is working well.


Pope Benedict XVI: 'Luther Was Right'
"Luther would have been amazed at the efforts of the Vatican today to put the Bible back into the heart of the Roman Catholic Church," writes Jeff Fountain of Christian Today.

Fountain reports that during Pope Benedict XVI's recent weekly public addresses in St. Peter's Square, he quoted Martin Luther in declaring "Sola fide," that salvation is by faith alone.

According to this report, Benedict affirmed that Luther had correctly translated Paul's words as 'justified by faith alone' -- the well known sola fide.

It was disagreement over the doctrine of salvation by faith that sparked the Protestant Reformation in the 16th century, splitting Christianity in Western Europe. "Yet, said the Pope, it was indeed biblical to say, as did Luther, that it was the faith of a Christian, not his works that saved him."

By defining "faith" as "identification with Christ expressed in love for God and neighbor," Pope Benedict qualified his statement, noting that the Apostle Paul had written about such faith in his letters, especially the one to the Philippians.

According to Fountain, the Pope highlighted the fact that prior to his Damascus Road conversion, Paul had strictly adhered to all the Pharisaical laws and rules. However, after meeting the Lord Jesus in his vision, Paul began leading a lifestyle of faith alone.

Fountain goes on to explain that last October, bishops from around the world were called to Rome for a three-week synod to discuss how to promote prayerful reading, understanding and proclamation of God's Word. "Pope Benedict XVI himself kicked off the synod with a round-the-clock Bible reading marathon lasting a whole week, by reading the opening verses of Genesis. Twelve hundred readers took part, including Orthodox and Evangelical leaders."

"So now Benedict is personally leading the way to encourage Catholics to engage with Scripture," Fountain writes. "The theme of the synod was 'The Word of God in the Life and Mission of the Church.' The pope told the gathered bishops that true reality was to be found in the Word of God."

According to Fountain, the Bible Society of the UK has been assisting the Vatican to promote the reading of Scripture through the Lectio Divina Project. This resource for Catholics provides notes and prayers to go with weekly lectionary readings of the Sunda Mass. You can download this resource at http://www.biblesociety.org.uk/l3.php?id=251.

Fountain tells how he flew to Switzerland recently for an interconfessional gathering of "Together for Europe." "Talk of the synod there prompted someone to quote Cardinal Kaspers' recent statement: 'The Word divided us; the Word must unite us.'"

"We began to dream about how Christians in Europe could celebrate the 500th anniversary of the Reformation in 2017 - less than nine years away - as a prophetic statement by Catholics and Protestants together that the Word that once divided us is now uniting us again."

Fountain concludes joyfully, "That would be a giant step toward the fulfilment of Luther's original dream of a Bible-centred Church!"

Read Jeff Fountain's full article, Luther, Rome and the Bible

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GJ - Years ago I wrote to Father Neuhaus that he could become the pope and announce, after years of study, that Luther was right. He was skeptical about being elected, and I was skeptical about such an announcement.

B-16 is a master propagandist. The Church of Rome has been successfully appealing to Lutheran pastors, especially McCain's Missouri buddies, to sign up with the Antichrist. The Vatican simply cannot overturn infallibility and reverse course. This article is smoke and mirrors, an example of inner reservation: faith means what the pope believes - faith plus works.

Watch the Church and Chicaneries Lose Funds



St. Marcus is one of the leading Church and Chicanery congregations, with three staff members on the C and C board at one time.


St. Marcus blog:

Another Call
4/29-09 at 3:30 pm by: Paul Steinberg
We called another pastor -- for the fourth time. This time the Spirit led us to call Pastor Jared Oldenburg who serves right now in Washington State. We are praying for him to come. I am praying for him to come.

[GJ - Layman's note: "Oldenburg is the WELS pastor that
was attending Reggie McNeil's seminars and using Lyle Schaller's Parish
Paper garbage." McNeil is a BMer.]

But this call meeting was a little different. Due to loss of jobs of St. Marcus members and the down economy, our offerings are less than last year. At last Sunday's call meeting we discussed how the budget will look and saw that if a 3rd pastor does come as we pray, we will have to make cuts in order to pay him and not fall behind financially. All this is true even without Brian Davison's Wandani position being replaced. Now we will be asking our new third pastor to lead Wandani into the future where hopefully we will be able to afford a new staff person to lead it.

We'll see. There's no guarantee that this pastor will come or the next one or anyone. But there is a guarantee that the Spirit will send us the right person at the right time. That can make all of us content as we wait.

Pastor Paul

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GJ - The bad news for the economy just keeps coming in. The FHA will have to be bailed out because they also went gangbusters into bad mortgages (Wall Street Journal report). Already the consensus is that most people lost 50% of their investments, IRAs, etc in this last meltdown.

Big congregations have large staffs, which have to be cut when a recession hits. This downturn is far more than a recession. The bad news is global and the world leadership is too incompetent or corrupt to fix matters.

St. Marcus relies on Thrivent money, lots of foundation grants, and who knows what else. The people most likely to give have been swindled out of their life savings or their jobs are threatened, or both of the above.

Also from the WS Journal: "The U.S. is expected to direct about 10 of the 19 banks undergoing government stress tests to boost their capital, a move that officials hope will quell fears about the solvency of the financial sector.

The exact number of banks affected remains under discussion. It could include Wells Fargo, Bank of America, Citigroup and several regional banks. At one point, officials believed as many as 14 banks would need to raise more funds to create a stronger buffer against future losses, but that number has fallen in recent days.

Representatives from Wells, Bank of America and Citi declined to comment."

Monday, May 4, 2009

Exponential Blogs



As you know, VP Don Patterson organized a WELS pilgrimage to the last Exponential. His response to me, so far, has been limited to writing, "You are a fool and a liar." He earned his PhotoShop bunnysuit by having a pagan Easter egg hunt at his church - to celebrate what exactly? Well, the kiddies love it. And it's not as violent or expensive as a zebra hunt.

Following are some blogs for keeping up with Exponential this year. They were supplied by a WELS layman not entirely happy with WELS Enthusiasm and those who promote false doctrine by their slavish devotion to false teachers.

Cory Whitehead has some comments on Craig Groeschel, who makes some WELS pastors hotter than Georgia asphalt.

Doug Foltz swoons about the Art of Movement. If only the Enthusiasts would teach what Isaiah 55:8-10 teaches about the Holy Spirit and the Word. But that would make them Lutherans.

Dan Mastrapa says listening to Groeschel is like "drinking from a fire hose." This site provides a whole list of bloggers blogging about Exponential.

Dave Ferguson rhapsodizes about Exponential on this blog.
WELS member: "Interesting that the Francis Chan speaker is trying turn the churches away from watching 'the numbers.' Hmmmm....."

Here is a taste of Exponential ignorance, with religious misspelled in the video:




Acts 1:8 sets the stage for a reading from "Jesus With Dirty Feet." From the opening session of the Exponential Conference. www.exponentialconference.org I think they borrowed that idea from one of Ski's sermons, about getting down in the mud. Or maybe he borrowed it from them?


Official video of Francis Chan's introduction at Exponential:




Embarrassing for all Christians. These Becoming Missionals and Emerging Church fanatics simply ooze a loathing for the Christian Church and faithful members. This is just a new marketing approach for what Fuller originally offerred - a way to topple Jesus from His throne while talking about Jesus all the time.

Questions for DP Englebrecht and the WELS COP



What does DP Englebrecht of the Anything Goes District
have to say about these questions?
Rev. Douglas J. Engelbrecht
Northern Wisconsin District President
nwdpwels@sab.wels.net
920-722-6712


Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Bishop Katie Attends Drive 09 This Week: Ski, Busk...":

This is just plain wrong, Wrong, WRONG! I am outraged and saddened. We cannot trust the pastors in WELS. Why are these men not removed from WELS? Who is caring for the souls in The CORE while the pastor and assistant are gone? Why didn't this group go off to a WELS conference to study the Lutheran Confessions? I can't trust anything the WELS' pastors say anymore. The membership of WELS has been victimized by the leadership. WHY is the leadership of WELS allowing this to go on? How can the Presidents let these men take care of souls when they return? If WELS is Lutheran why are the pastors learning from prominent non-Lutherans? Why are they not learning from Scripture? Why are they learning the ways of men? Don't you know how you are confusing and driving away the very souls you once evangelized? Don't you know how much you are hurting the members? Don't you know the despair you are leading us into? Some of us have left Baptist and Evangelical churches to join WELS. We are being very very hurt by this stuff. We don't know where to turn for pastoral counsel.

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rlschultz has left a new comment on your post "Traitorous Ski, or the Enablers?":

My guess is that few congregations will give the WELS power meisters an ultimatum. There is a strong but subtle undercurrent of fear that is quite rampant throughout the synod. Most fear being given the left foot of fellowship. Remember that the divine call has a lot of human intervention from the DP's. This type of intimidation has been a long time in the making. However, we should still pray about it that the Lord will use this for the benefit of his Kingdom, no matter what the outcome.

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Follow the WELS gang at Drive 09 on their Twitters:

Pastor Tim Glende, St. Peter's, Freedom, Wisconsin.
The 5 Seasons is a great place to debrief at the end of a great day in Atlanta.
about 2 hours ago from txt
Just had chili slaw dogs for lunch. If you are ever in Atlanta make sure you hit the Varsity.
about 12 hours ago from txt


Pastor Jim Buske (also at Drive 08), Gospel Lutheran Lighthouse.
No Tweets so far. Ski is on the Lighthouse board.


Bishop Katie, The Core, A-town.

What a night. Still trying to process @andystanley 's talk at Drive. Headed to bed and hoping I get to stay there till morning.
13 minutes ago from Tweetie
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. (via @tommytrc)
20 minutes ago from Tweetie
Hangin in the ATL with some great people. Yes they're out there. So awesome to be a part of the awesome things God is doing right now.
about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
@toddfields one word: phenomenal! God is great!
about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to toddfields
Just talked with @loswhit. He's as real in person as he is on the web. That's good stuff. Love authentic people!
about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
"it is well with my soul"!!
about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
@tonymorganlive breakout one starts 8:30
about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to tonymorganlive
Dinner at the Golden Corral. Got to have a salad. Probably the healthiest food I'll get for 3 days. I'm a happy girl now.
about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
Walk in 2 register. tell the guy we r from The CORE. He (clay) says I've been praying 4 u. pulls a card from his pocket with r name on it.
about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
Ready to take on the next three days after a nap and clean clothes. Does wonders!
about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
@loswhit I'm there #drive09
about 11 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to loswhit
First meal in the ATL - The Varsity. Now just drivin round the city.
about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
On the ground in Atlanta. Long ride to the gate now. In desparate need of a nap.
about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
Up at 2:30 and headed to the airport now for a 6am flight. Not a morning person but this is a good reason to be up early.
about 19 hours ago from Tweetie


Ski, Popcorn Cathedral of Rock, A-town.
@loswhit I'm here in the ATL 4 Drive 09
about 8 hours ago from twitterrific in reply to loswhit



This Tweet is from Carlos, on the staff at Northpoint/Buckhead:
So there you have it.
I have joined arms/signed a deal with Integrity Music to write some kick booty, make you sweat, get out of your chair and leave the church building to actually do something for the Kingdom songs.

Jay King, Stephen Brewster, Chris Estes and all the peeps at Integrity. It’s time to create culture and change the world.
And it is all going to go down here…
On ragamuffinsoul.com
You ready for the ride?
Los

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Cost for four people?

Tuition paid to the Babtists x 4 = $1,000.
Jet fare x 4 = $2,000.
Hotel and meals x 4 = $2,000.

Thus, $5,000 (roughly) was blown on this Schwaermer conference. Compare the cost to a Lutheran pastoral conference, a fraction of the cost. But hey, how many take-aways can anyone get from one of those?

The CORE Grand Opening



This PhotoShop was prophetic, almost like Twilight Zone.


The CORE Grand Opening
On Sunday, April 19, 2009, I returned to The CORE for the grand opening. Immediately upon entering the doors, I was hit by the smell of fresh popcorn. There was more popcorn for the grand opening of The CORE as a church than there was for the film festival, however, there were also a lot more people on hand than were there for the festival.

There was standing room only at The CORE as a large number of WELS members came to see this different style of worship. Even Pastor Ski commented on the large number of pastors in attendance.

The service began with a crystal clear projection of The CORE’s new logo on their extra-large movie screen surrounded by lightning and electricity sound effects. Immediately, it was clear that The CORE’s video was going to far surpass the quality of the video at the film festival. “Pastor Ski” (Skorzewski) then joked that The CORE doesn’t have a bell, so they use lightning and electricity sound effects instead.

The jokes and statement of mission were followed by a period of introduction and prayer. The praise band then took over with the first praise song: “God of Wonders” by Chris Tomlin.

The following player plays a low quality recording of some sample music from the grand opening: “At the Name of Jesus.”


Then there was a confession of sins called “Forgive Us, Renew Us, Lead Us,” a reading from the Book of Jonah, a collection of gifts followed by applause for the praise band, and then the sermon entitled: “Urban Legends: There are Many Ways to God.”

As part of the sermon message we watched a five minute video of Pastor Skorzewski asking people, “How do you get to heaven?” The answers were all basically the same: Be a good person. Pastor Skorzewski’s sermon did deliver law and gospel.

Here is a link to a pdf of The CORE’s grand opening bulletin along with a sermon outline:

The CORE Grand Opening Bulletin

After the sermon, Pastor Skorzewski asked the audience for prayer requests. Then after some specific prayers and the Lord’s prayer, the praise band concluded with “The Voice of Truth” by Casting Crowns. Here is the refrain and bridge from that song:

But the voice of truth tells me a different story
The voice of truth says, “Do not be afraid!”
The voice of truth says, “This is for My glory”
Out of all the voices calling out to me
I will choose to listen and believe the voice of truth.

I will choose to listen and believe the voice of truth.

After this song, Pastor Skorzewski gave the Benediction, and then concluded with a number of closing comments, including giving away prizes to the winners of a number of naming contests: The winning name for the video blog was “EnCORE,” and the winning name for the newsletter was “COREspondence.”

Finally, there was a period of fellowship and food in The CORE’s lobby.

Films at the Mission Church



How man pot-smoking, tree-hugging literati joined this weekend?


Wildwood Film Festival at The CORE

My first visit to The CORE was on Friday, April 17, 2009 for the Wildwood Film Festival. I saw both film sessions at The CORE, and my favorite movie was Maine Story. The movie was shot in Maine, but the main actress was from Wisconsin, and she was talented and natural.

Some characters in Maine Story did take the Lord’s name in vain, but I was also straining to hear the dialog. I’m not sure whether The CORE or the Festival was in charge of projecting the films, but I thought the picture and sound quality were sub-par, especially during the first session. During the second session, one of the film makers yelled, “Volume!” and the volume was turned up making the second session easier to hear.

The biggest disappointment for me was Autumn. I thought this might be my favorite movie, and was looking forward to maybe fifteen minutes of sharp beautiful autumn photography. Unfortunately, Autumn seemed like it was less than 60 seconds of blurry footage. I was disappointed.

The final movie at the CORE was The Hungry Bull. The Hungry Bull is a feature length movie that was superbly acted, well directed, and was also accompanied by excellent local music. However, it was also very vulgar. Based on the previews, I was expecting the “F” word and some vulgar images, but I think The Hungry Bull set an all time “F” word world record, among other words. There was also nudity along with sexual activity on camera.

The Festival organizers said that all the films were about a PG-13 rating, but I disagreed. There was one nude scene in particular that in my opinion could have earned The Hungry Bull an NC-17 rating from the MPAA, if the movie had been rated. That scene was supposed to be funny, but there are some things I’d rather not see. Overall, I did not like The Hungry Bull because there was too much moral darkness.

A good chunk of the discussion period after the second session was about the amount of vulgarity in The Hungry Bull. The first questioner was a gentleman who indicated that he hears that sort of language at work every day, and felt that while some vulgarity in a movie can help to make a point, he thought that The Hungry Bull over did it. He also noted that The CORE was a church, and should be a place of hope, not despair. The movie makers explained their decisions to portray the characters in the way that they did, and one of the Festival organizers also noted that everything was discussed and cleared with Pastor Skorzewski in advance.

During the time period I was writing this post, Pastor Skorzewski was unavailable to comment, but Pastor Glende said that Pastor Skorzewski

did not clear everything as was claimed. One of the organizers even apologized for that movie which was so vulgar … pastor Ski didn’t approve the movie and the promises made regarding the content was not the way it played out.

The director of Happy Boy said that he had made a decision to avoid vulgar language, specifically the “F” word, because he did not want to limit his audience. Happy Boy was an amusing comedy and my second favorite picture of the Festival.

Traitorous Ski, or the Enablers?




Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Baby D - With Andy Stanley,Your Drive 09 Host":

That traitorous picture of Ski in fellowship with Andy belongs in every WELS church to remind members to watch for wolves.

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GJ - Ski is just a wolf cub. The enablers, the senior wolves should have their photos in a mugshot book prepared for every Lutheran congregation. I already prepared some in the senior mugshot category.

Ski, Buske, Glende, and Katie are proof that false teachers have labored in unity for decades to bring about that kind of event, where Lutherans run to Babtists to be trained in evangelism. Patterson organized a WELS group to go to Exponential last year.

Give credit where it is due: Patterson, Valleskey, Brivens, Tiefel, Radloff, Hagedorn, Olson, Huebner, Kelm, Parlow, Witte, Wayne Mueller, and the spineless DPs who let it all happen.

Also - face the fact that apostates work together and protect one another. Conservatives form a circle and start shooting.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Bishop Katie Attends Drive 09 This Week: Ski, Busk...":

WELS, fire all traitors to the Word, now.

WELS Wins in the Courtroom,
Loses in Spellcheck



"We can't teach there either?" A recent interview revealed that Sigfried and Roy are both...German.


WELS in the news
In the Feb. 2 edition of "Together," Pres. Schroeder addressed a court ruling in favor of California Lutheran High School, Wildomar, Calif., which had been sued for its decision to expel two female students for engaging in conduct characteristic of a lesbian relationship. The April 29 issue of the San Fransisco (sic) Chronicle reported that the state Supreme Court has now denied review of an appeal.

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GJ - Do locals call the paper the Sissy?

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Bishop Katie Attends Drive 09 This Week:
Ski, Buske, Glende Join Pilgrimage




Drive 09, May 4-6, Atlanta.
@loswhit three pastors from Milwaukee and I want take you to dinner (your choice) on Wednesday after Drive. You game?
2:54 PM May 1st from Tweetie in reply to loswhit

Ski will be there too!


The St. Peter's bulletin says that Pastor Glende will be at a pastors' conference this week. That sounds intentionally misleading.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Bishop Katie Attends Drive 09 This Week":

Good luck, Katie. Bring back a new word for Pastor Ski besides the word awesome.

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GJ - And dude - which I heard a Cleveland mortician using in 1973, as in "I took my dudes to Chi-town."

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Bishop Katie Attends Drive 09 This Week: ":

You guys really are pathetic and uninformed. If you're going to slam ministries you would think you could get the story straight. What does Don have to do with the CORE?

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GJ - VP Don Patterson, supposedly associated with doctrinal discipline, is a closeted member of Church and Change. Ron Ash, who just retired from St. Peter's (Tim Glende) has been the chairman of Church and Change. St. Peter's called Ski to be the Bishop of the Popcorn Cathedral of Rock. Ski, Parlow, and Buske (among others in WELS) were at last year's Babtist Drive 08 Conference. This year Glende, Buske, Ski, Katie--and others--are at Drive 09. I do see some tenuous connection between Patterson, running for SP as a Babtist, and Ski Inc clowning around in Atlanta with the Babtists.

Does WELS Have Any Form of Discipline?



Tinky-Winky, Laa-Laa, Po, Dipsy: Big hug!
Voice Trumpet: Time for Tubby bye-bye! Time for Tubby bye-bye!


Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "SP Candidate Patterson To Feature Teen Girl Preach...":

Preach unity and be offensive and divisive. Very nice! That is the mantra of the C&C'ers.

GJ you are catching on to how the church growthers in the WELS work. What bothers them the most is that you are revealing their activities. Some C&Cers, like Patterson, have tried to remain covert and his buddies have tried to elevate his voice (thus the FIC articles). Is there any form of church discipline in the WELS?

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GJ - About 20 years ago I startled Naumann (Michigan) with the claim that WELS was a liberal denomination. He asked what I meant. I said, "The conservatives are punished and the liberals are rewarded." He left the room.

I was wearing my Fuller Seminary sweatshirt, so I would fit in better.

WELS has been applying doctrinal discipline for 30 years.

SP Candidate Patterson To Feature Teen Girl Preaching...Again!



Campaign manager Gurgel with Patterson photoshoppd in. Imagine Patterson as the doctrinal boss of the synod,
with budget advice from Gurgel!


Patterson is once again having his annual youth service next Sunday.

ANNUAL YOUTH WORSHIP SERVICE:
On May 10, Mother’s Day, the high school youth of our congregation will be leading us in worship both 1st and 2nd services. If you are a high school youth and would like to be part of this service, please contact Chad White.

For the last few years Patterson has allowed a teenage girl to lead the children's message. That is happening again this year. Some vicars have questioned him about this. Parlow has done the same at St. Mark's of Willow Creek, and Randy Hunter has a young woman "administering the Means of Grace" at Latte Lutheran Church.

WELS AnswerMan:

Q. Is it proper for a woman to give the children's sermon in the front of church during the church service? Also our church, in an effort to get more people involved with the work of the church, has set up worship teams, made up of men and women, to plan out the worship services. Is this in line with our stance on women's roles in the church? What about a woman who leads the opening devotion at a small (8-10 people) mixed meeting?

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A: There is, of course, no reason that a woman cannot teach children or that adults cannot witness a woman teaching children, as for example, in Sunday school, VBS, or a camp out. The sermon in the service, however, does not seem to be the place to do this. If there is going to be a children's sermon within the service proper, one of its chief purposes is to help the pastor establish a bond with the children and to connect the children more directly and more pointedly to the preaching of the pastor. We do not have other people besides the pastor preach sermons in the service under normal circumstances. It does not seem wise for a pastor to transfer to someone else this opportunity for him to connect his preaching to the children. We should not assume that it takes theological training to preach to adults but less to take the truths of the sermon and set them forth clearly on a level for children.

The ultimate responsibility for planning the services rests with the pastor. He naturally can consult with the musicians, choir directors, and with committees or congregation members concerning plans for the services and to obtain feed-back on what people find to be most helpful. Our pastors receive training concerning how to put the service together so that the parts re-inforce the main message of the day and season. Again, we should not assume that it takes theological training to preach the sermon but not to plan the service. This too is part of the work the pastor is trained to do.

In the last part, you are not very clear about what you mean by a mixed meeting. If it is a women's meeting that men happen to be present at, for example, when husbands might go along with their wives to an LWMS rally, the women can have their devotions as they normally do. In a family the father might have all of the members of the family including the children present devotions, so that they learn how to do it. A teacher might do the same thing in the classroom. The size of the group would not make a difference. The purpose and nature of the group and the purpose and nature of the devotions are the factors that have to be examined.

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God's tool belt for unity
A judgmental spirit on disputable matters.


Author: Donald W. Patterson


What needs to be fixed? A judgmental spirit on disputable matters.

What should a person wear to church? With which political party should a Christian align himself? Is contemporary or traditional worship more God pleasing? Can a Christian practice birth control? Should a Christian family send their child through secular education when their church has a Lutheran elementary school? Does God want us to give at least 10 percent of our income to him for gospel outreach? Should we cut staff at our church, school, or in the pastoral office? Should we close a prep school or not?

All of these questions at one time or another have divided Christians and upset church unity. And all of these questions are about disputable matters. The Bible does not settle them clearly. We shouldn’t either. We are certainly entitled to our opinion, but we cannot judge our siblings in Christ if they choose differently. Our unity comes from the love of Jesus that purchased our souls on Calvary, not on agreement on disputable matters.

The apostle Paul helped the church in Rome come together in Christian unity although they had differing opinions about eating meat. In his words we have a compass to help us navigate the waters of disagreement on disputable matters.


1Accept him whose faith is weak, without passing judgment on disputable matters. 2One man’s faith allows him to eat everything, but another man, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. 3The man who eats everything must not look down on him who does not, and the man who does not eat everything must not condemn the man who does, for God has accepted him. 4Who are you to judge someone else’s servant? To his own master he stands or falls. And he will stand, for the Lord is able to make him stand (Romans 14:1-4).


Familiarize yourself with the tool

How can a person who has a more strict personal habit have the weaker faith?
How is it that two people can have faith in Jesus but their faith will not allow them the same freedoms?
Reread verse 3. What reason did Paul give to people on both sides of the argument so they would not look down on each other?
Look at verse 4. What is really happening when we judge another Christian because he disagrees with us on a disputable matter?
Use the tool

Identify a disputable matter in your own Christian congregation or home. List at least three ways you could show the people on the other side of the issue that you accept them.
Why might you read this passage right before entering an important voter’s meeting for your congregation?
Find a Christian who has a strong opinion on a disputable matter. Listen to his opinion with an open mind. Find out what led him to that conclusion. Then ask him to read Romans 14:1-4 with you. Ponder how this passage creates unity between you.
List three reasons why it is important to keep disputable matters from becoming main topics of discussion in your congregation.
Contributing editor Donald Patterson is pastor at Holy Word, Austin, Texas.

This is the seventh article in a 10-part series on Christian unity.


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GJ - Nothing is more fascinating than canon law at work in WELS. On the one hand is a list of ordinances (AnswerMan). On the other is the escape clause (Timmerman other others saying: just about everything in worship is adiaphora).

For years, Church and Chicanery has been getting away with women teaching men, women usurping authority over men. Why vote on women's ordination? WELS considers ordination number 51 on its list of adiaphora. Besides, they started it a long time ago.

I doubt whether Vicar Tiefel has trouble with a teenage girl preaching in church. His father had that going on at the Sausage Factory chapel a long time ago. The ELS did the same at their famous Copper-top Chapel.

The pastoral office is primarily Predictamt - preaching service. The proper role of a pastor is to preach, teach, and visit. Transferring the role of preaching to a girl for the Mother's Day service is an intentional violation of 1 Timothy 2:12.

KJV 1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

The official WELS ecumenical NIV is no different:

NIV 1 Timothy 2:12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.

Has anyone objected to Patterson organizing last year's WELS pilgrimage to Exponential, the Merchandise Mart of Enthusiasm in Orlando? The theme this year is The Art of Movements, ideal for BMers - Becoming Missionals.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "SP Candidate Patterson To Feature Teen Girl Preach...":

No one objected to Patterson going to Exponential. They used the tool just like they were told to do.

Jubilate - The Third Sunday after Easter



Butterfly, by Norma Boeckler


Jubilate, The Third Sunday after Easter

Pastor Gregory L. Jackson

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/bethany-lutheran-worship

Bethany Lutheran Worship, 8 AM Phoenix Time


The Hymn #201 Jesus Lives 2.81
The Confession of Sins
The Absolution
The Introit p. 16
The Gloria Patri
The Kyrie p. 17
The Gloria in Excelsis
The Salutation and Collect p. 19
The Epistle and Gradual 1 Peter 2:11-20
The Gospel John 16:16-23
Glory be to Thee, O Lord!
Praise be to Thee, O Christ!
The Nicene Creed p. 22
The Sermon Hymn #A Hymn of Glory 2:93

A Little While - Sorrow into Joy

The Hymn #205 The Day of Resurrection 2:90
The Preface p. 24
The Sanctus p. 26
The Lord's Prayer p. 27
The Words of Institution
The Agnus Dei p. 28
The Nunc Dimittis p. 29
The Benediction p. 31
The Hymn #656 Behold a Host 2:39

KJV 1 Peter 2:11 Dearly beloved, I beseech you as strangers and pilgrims, abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul; 12 Having your conversation honest among the Gentiles: that, whereas they speak against you as evildoers, they may by your good works, which they shall behold, glorify God in the day of visitation. 13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme; 14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well. 15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men: 16 As free, and not using your liberty for a cloke of maliciousness, but as the servants of God. 17 Honour all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honour the king. 18 Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward. 19 For this is thankworthy, if a man for conscience toward God endure grief, suffering wrongfully. 20 For what glory is it, if, when ye be buffeted for your faults, ye shall take it patiently? but if, when ye do well, and suffer for it, ye take it patiently, this is acceptable with God.

KJV John 16:16 A little while, and ye shall not see me: and again, a little while, and ye shall see me, because I go to the Father. 17 Then said some of his disciples among themselves, What is this that he saith unto us, A little while, and ye shall not see me: and again, a little while, and ye shall see me: and, Because I go to the Father? 18 They said therefore, What is this that he saith, A little while? we cannot tell what he saith. 19 Now Jesus knew that they were desirous to ask him, and said unto them, Do ye enquire among yourselves of that I said, A little while, and ye shall not see me: and again, a little while, and ye shall see me? 20 Verily, verily, I say unto you, That ye shall weep and lament, but the world shall rejoice: and ye shall be sorrowful, but your sorrow shall be turned into joy. 21 A woman when she is in travail hath sorrow, because her hour is come: but as soon as she is delivered of the child, she remembereth no more the anguish, for joy that a man is born into the world. 22 And ye now therefore have sorrow: but I will see you again, and your heart shall rejoice, and your joy no man taketh from you. 23 And in that day ye shall ask me nothing. Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whatsoever ye shall ask the Father in my name, he will give it you.

Third Sunday After Easter
Lord God, heavenly Father, who of Thy fatherly goodness dost suffer Thy children to come under Thy chastening rod here on earth, that we may be like unto Thine only-begotten Son in suffering and hereafter in glory: We beseech Thee, comfort us in temptations and afflictions by Thy Holy Spirit, that we may not fall into despair, but that we may continually trust in Thy Son's promise, that our trials will endure but a little while, and will then be followed by eternal joy; that we thus, in patient hope, may overcome all evil, and at last obtain eternal salvation, through the same, Thy Son, Jesus Christ, our Lord, who liveth and reigneth with Thee and the Holy Ghost, one true God, world without end. Amen.

A Little While - Sorrow into Joy
The Bible is concise rather than wordy. The Holy Spirit reveals everything we need to know, from Creation until the End Times. Yet this passage is so repetitive that we can hardly believe it.

16 A little while, and ye shall not see me: and again, a little while, and ye shall see me – this is stated four times in a few verses.

Because the revealed Word is so concise, this repetition marks the importance of this simple phrase. The Holy Spirit, using the simple but profound language of the apostle John, wanted this remembered above all.

If we reflect a little, we can see why.

This passage is part of the farewell messages of Jesus, preserved in John’s Gospel. As I wrote before, quoting Lenski, John’s Gospel unites all four Gospels by supplementing what we would not have otherwise and by supplying details for the other Gospel writers when we already know that particular story.

There is a tradition in many cultures to pay special attention to someone’s last words. For example, when a man confesses something on his deathbed, it is generally believed because he would have no reason to deceive. Besides, he may want to clear his conscience before meeting his Maker.

In the Old Testament the death of a patriarch was accompanied by statements of great importance.

Jesus final words during His earthly ministry were even more important.

Knowing our nature, our impatience, He reminded them and still reminds us that sorrow turns to joy in just a little while.

Childbirth is the analogy used in Jesus’ message. When a woman is in labor, her world is nothing but pain and sorrow. There is a Jewish saying that a woman curses her husband during childbirth but repents afterwards, especially if she has a boy. During labor, everyone involved is focused on a safe delivery, and it can take a long time. The time seems to stretch out for those waiting outside. In the old days, when fathers were banned from the delivery room, the cartoons showed prospective fathers smoking packs of cigarettes, playing cards, and developing three-day beards.

Jesus taught this to His disciples so they would remember to be patient, their sorrow soon to be turned into joy. And we remember that on this Sunday, that everything was destroyed—apparently—by the forces of evil on Good Friday. The sorrow everyone felt was turned to joy in a few days. The power of that sorrow is shown in the reluctant giving up of the grief they all felt – not to mention their fear.
Rather than look down on the disciples, we can identify with their emotions and their weakness. During difficulties--especially the loss of a family member—sorrow seems overwhelming and permanent. This is not changed by someone living to be 90 or more, or by that person’s ultimate release from great physical pain. Difficult people leave behind more unresolved grief than loved ones. This was said of a minister who died – “The only person who was sad at the funeral was his widow.” That is quite a legacy of pain to leave behind.

Many people are living well into middle age, even close to retirement, with their parents still living. We have a restaurant in town, part of a chain, where people like to take their parents for lunch. Mimi’s is a restaurant where you can see little old ladies taking their mothers - even older, little old ladies to lunch on Mother’s Day.

Even though someone has lived past three-score and ten, grief is not resolved for a year. Unfortunately, our culture does not recognize that part of human nature. People act as if sorrow is over when the funeral is done. But the fog of grief continues for a year and sharpens on certain anniversaries and holidays. It is very strange to have so many events associated with one or two people and then have those people absent.

Jubilate Sunday reminds us of the joy we have in this life, knowing that faith in Christ transforms that sorrow.

In weakness we think of all the happiness we have as being tied to a group of objects, events, people, and circumstance. One funny commentary on this can be found in The Who Wouldn’t Be, by Farley Mowatt. They stayed at a farm where a 200 year old pine came crashing down during a big windstorm. The farmer was very upset about it. “Why don’t you plant a new one?” The farmer said, angrily, “Why? It will just blow down anyway.”

The disciples wanted to go on as they had with Christ, listening to His sermons, seeing His miracles performed, enjoying His companionship. Doubtless there was a joy and unity during His earthly ministry that we would all envy. As Jesus pointed out to them at the end, His ministry had to change for God’s plans to be carried out, for the Gospel to reach the entire world.

The Gospel teaches us to view time as a continuum, from God’s viewpoint. Instead of loss in this life, we see the joys of the moment being a foretaste of eternal life with Christ.
Luther said it was good to be plagued in this life, so we do not cling to it, but welcome eternal life as the ultimate reality.

22 And ye now therefore have sorrow: but I will see you again, and your heart shall rejoice, and your joy no man taketh from you.

Jesus was preparing His disciples for persecution and death. First they would have the sorrow of losing His earthly ministry. Next they would have the sorrow of being seen as enemy soldiers, dangerous rebels, hunted from place to place, most of them dying by violence. From our perspective we see the apostles as laying the foundation of the Christian Church with their sermons, miracles, and writings. From their perspective it must have been a hard, lonely life of hatred and strife, their own brother disciples lost - one after another.

When grief is resolved in our daily lives, we realize how much someone meant to us. What was once a painful memory, because of the happiness lost, turns into a repeating experience of joy, because we can enjoy that memory again and again.

The Means of Grace give us great comfort in knowing that eternal life unites us with all believers. There is great meaning in Holy Baptism and Holy Communion, in trusting in the merits of Christ rather than our own perfection.

We are going to publish Angel Joy again, very soon. Bethany earned the nickname Angel because her curly blond hair and smile made her look like an angel. Erin was nicknamed Joy by nurses, because she laughed so easily. They loved caring for her, and she loved them individually. I often told Erin a story about a nurse I might have met just once. She was a night nurse who had long talks with Erin. I would pretend to struggle to remember her name (Motor Mouth Annie) and when I finally got it out, Erin just beamed with pleasure. Those home movies run in our minds all the time, and we laugh about them routinely.

We knew what we would experience with a second child dying of a neurological degenerative disorder, so we decided to enjoy every moment. There was plenty of sorrow, but we remember getting in trouble at the hospital for laughing too hard. No one can take joy away from a believer, as Jesus promised.

23 And in that day ye shall ask me nothing. Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whatsoever ye shall ask the Father in my name, he will give it you.

Verse 23 is another example of Jesus building up our faith with His comforting message and offering one more blessing – that we can ask for anything in His name, “and He will give it to you.”






"The nice, envious person who is sad when another prospers, and would gladly have one eye less if thereby his neighbor had none, is the product of Satan."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 102.

"Here in this Gospel we see how the Lord comforts and imparts courage to His children whom He is about to leave behind Him, when they would come in fear and distress on account of His death or of their backsliding. We also notice what induced the evangelist John to use so many words that he indeed repeats one expression four times, which according to our thinking he might have epressed in fewer words."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 73f.

"An example is here given us, which we should diligently lay hold of and take to heart; if it went with us as it did in the time of the apostles, that we should be in suffering, anxiety and distress, we should also remember to be strong and to rejoice because Christ will rise again."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 75.

"Therefore we must also feel within us this 'a little while' as the dear disciples felt it, for this is written for our example and instruction, so that we may thereby be comforted and be made better. And we should use this as a familiar adage among ourselves; yes, we should feel and experience it, so that we might at all times say, God is at times near and at times He has vanished out of sight. At times I remember how the Word seems neither to move me nor to apply to me. It passes by; I give no heed to it. But to this 'a little while' we must give heed and pay attention, so that we may remain strong and steadfast. We will experience the same as the disciples."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 75f.

"And although we do at times depart from the Word, we should not therefore remain altogether away from it, but return again, for He makes good His Word. Even though man cannot believe it, God will nevertheless help him to believe it, and this He does without man's reason or free will and without man adding anything thereto."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 76.

"So very little does the free will and understanding of man know of the things pertaining to the salvation of the soul. These temporal things the free will can perceive and know, such as the cock crowing, which he can hear and his reason can also understand it; but when it is a question of understanding the work and Word of God, then human reason must give it up; it cannot make head or tail of it, although it pretends to understand a great deal about it. The gory thereof is too bright, the longer he beholds it the blinder he becomes."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 76f.

"We should take to heart and firmly hold fast to these words and keep them in mind when in sorrow and distress, that it will not last long, then we would also have more constant joy, for as Christ and His elect had their 'a little while,' so you and I and everyone will have his 'a little while.' Pilate and Herod will not crucify you, but in the same manner as the devil used them so he will also use your persecutors. Therefore when your trials come, you must not immediately think how you are to be delivered out of them. God will help you in due time. Only wait. It is only for a little while, He will not delay long."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 77.

[ye shall be sorrowful, but your sorrow shall be turned into joy] "This is spoken to all Christians, for every Christain must have temptations, trails, anxieties, adversities, sorrows, come what may. Therefore He mentions here no sorrow nor trial, He simply says they shall weep, lament, and be sorrowful, for the Christian has many persecutions. Some are suffering loss of goods; others there are whose character is suffering ignominy and scorn; some are drowned, others are burned; some are beheaded; one perishes in this manner, and another in that; it is therefore the lot of the Christian constantly to suffer misfortune, persecution, trials and adversity. This is the rod or fox tail with which they are punished. They dare not look for anything better as long as they are here. This is the court color by which the Christian is recognized,and if anyone wants to be a Christian, he dare not be ashamed of his court color or livery."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 79.

"Why does God do this and permit His own to be persecuted and hounded? In order to suppress and subdue the free will, so that it may not seek an expedient in their works; but rather become a fool in God's works and learn thereby to trust and depend upon God alone."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 79f.

[woman in travail] This parable of the woman is a strong and stubborn argument against free will, that it is entirely powerless and without strength in the things pertaining to the salvation of our souls. The Gospel shows very plainly that divine strength and grace are needed. Man's free will is entirely too weak and insignificant to accomplish anything here. But we have established our own orders and regulations instead of the Gospel and through these we want to free ourselves from sin, from death, from hell, and from all misfortune and finally be saved thereby. A great mistake."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 81.

[woman in travail] "The woman is here in such a state of mind that she is fearful of great danger, and yet she knows that the whole work lies in the hands of God; in Him she trusts; upon Him it is she depends; He also helps her and accomplishes the work, which the whole world could not do, and she thinks of nothing but the time that shall follow, when she shall again rejoice; and her heart feels and says, A dangerous hour is at hand, but afterwards it will be well. Courage and the heart press through all obstacles. Thus it will also be with you, when you are in sorrow and adversity, and when you become new creatures. Only quietly wait and permit God to work. He will accomplish everything without your assistance."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 81.

[woman in travail] ..."but wait thou patiently and permit God to do with you according to His will. He shall accomplish it; permit Him to work. We shall accomplish nothing ourselves, but at times we shall feel death and hell. This the ungodly shall also feel, but they do not believe that God is present in it and wants to help them. Just as the woman here accomplishes nothing, she only feels pain, distress and misery; but she cannot help herself out of this state."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 82.


John 16:20 - "Such people, however, do not understand divine things, they think they will suddenly enter death with Christ, whom they have never learned to know except in words. Thus was Peter also disposed, but he stood before Christ like a rabbit before one beating a drum. Notice, how the old Adam lacks courage when under the cross! The new man, however, can indeed persevere through grace."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., III, p. 85.


"In suffering pious persons have no aim of their own, but if it be God's will they bear good fruit like the tree planted by streams of water; and that is pleasing to God, and besides all presumption is condemned, all show and every excuse however good they may be. But he who battles heroically will receive for his suffering here joy, the eternal in place of the temporal. Of this Christ says: 'Your joy will be turned into sorrow.'"
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols.,
III, p. 86.

Not Able To Grasp the Lutheran Crush on Driscoll



Mark Driscoll is adored and plagiarized
by WELS Church and Chicanery pastors.


Monday, April 20, 2009
Somebody Tell Me...
...what is with the pastoral "man crush" it seems many Lutheran clergy have over Mark Driscoll? I confess, I've never read his work, but he identifies himself as a Calvinist. Last time I checked the Lutheran Confessions, that would be a BAD thing.

Rev. Matthew Ruesch
Lutheran Pastor (LCMS) on the shores of mighty Mille Lacs Lake in central Minnesota. Also a husband, a father, a sports junkie, and an unabashed pro-lifer.

Pastor Rance said...
I don't get it, either. His latest clip on his website is, "Baptism doesn't save you", and he says infant baptism is nothing more than pagan superstition and there's no evidence of infant baptism anywhere in church history. Say again? If you're a Calvinist, you must think this way, so baptism can become something you must do, and not something Jesus does for you. Then you have the problem of when a person can believe, and that leads to the age of discernment. Maybe if you and I lose the albs and stoles and slick our hair up we'll be popular, too! But I don't have any hair, so I guess I'm out...:-)

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Baby D -
With Andy Stanley,
Your Drive 09 Host



Babtist Andy Stanley with nominal Lutheran Ski.
Andy's Babtist minister father divorced his wife,
but still carries on his Atlanta ministry - Charles Stanley, an early follower of occultist Paul Y. Cho.


Ski's Drive 08 Journal: The final Main Session with Andy Stanley was just phenomenal. We began with awesome worship. Today though, they began with a Christian rapper, Toby Mac. Our school kids would have loved it. I’m not sure that they would have believed that it was church though.


When Andy began his session. He started by saying that he was not going to follow his notes in the Drive ’08 Journal Book. Instead he was going to do something that he called, “Recent Random Thoughts On Church Leadership.” He shared 5 points and 5 takeaways. I think that he was at his absolute best this afternoon.


Will Bishop Ski, Popcorn Cathedral of Rock, be at Drive 09? We know from the Suffragen Bishop's Tweet that she is going, with three pastors. Dying to know. Tweet me when you get a chance. Totally awesome if you would. Thnx, Dude.


Baby D at Northpoint Babtist Church/Buckhead Babtist

[What you can expect at the celebration]
We will reserve a table (seats 10) for your family and close friends. • We ask that the only other young children are the siblings of the new baby. This will ensure that you can focus on this special event with no distractions. • You will have an opportunity to share what you’ve decided from your homework assignment in STEP 1. • We will lead you in a prayer of dedication. • You will have time to eat cake and take pictures with your family. • We will have a professional photographer to take your picture with your child. • The event will last about an hour.

[Requirements]
• babyD is so much more than an event. You must complete STEP 1 and STEP 2 before your Baby Dedication Celebration registration is confirmed. [Temple Recommend?]
• You must be a church member, member of a community group, or serving on a volunteer strategic service team to participate in the Baby Dedication Celebration.
• There is no time limit to completing STEP 1.
• The only time limit you need to consider is that your child must be under two years of age to participate in the Baby Dedication Celebration.
• Space is limited for Baby Dedication Celebration and each event usually fills up quickly. This event is offered several times a year. It is very likely that the next available opening could be 6 months from the time that you sign up.

[Not Infant Baptism]
This event is not infant baptism. We believe that when people are old enough to understand what it means to put their faith and trust in Jesus Christ as their personal Savior, they should have the opportunity to make that choice for themselves. A preschooler is not able to understand sin, forgiveness, the sacrifice our Savior made for us, and what it means to have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. This event is about your commitment as a parent to lead your child into a growing relationship with Jesus Christ, so that as he gets older, you are able to guide him and to help him understand what that means.

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BONUS Track: Download Message These early years are unique in that they require your intentional love and attention. We know that parenting is not for the faint of heart, so we wanted to share what we think it takes to raise great preschoolers. [Finger-painting geniuses?]

This is by no means the complete word on parenting preschoolers. But it is an opportunity, an opportunity for you to be INTENTIONAL, an opportunity for you, at the very beginning of this new life, to begin with the end in mind. What do you hope they know and never forget?

This is not a guarantee that you will raise perfect children, but a promise that time WILL pass and you will be looking into the eyes of adults some day. What will you wish you had said or done from the very beginning to give them all of the tools they needed? [I woulda baptized them as infants, as Jesus commanded, "Let the children come to me and do not forbid them...Unless you believe as a child you shall in no wise inherit the Kingdom."]

We would like for you and your spouse to listen to each message, talk about it together, and complete the homework.

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I Love Thy Kingdom, Lord
The Lutheran Hymnal, #462

Should I with scoffers join
Her altars to abuse?
No! Better far my tongue were dumb,
My hand its skill should lose.



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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Baby D - With Andy Stanley,Your Drive 09 Host":

Here's five of my own between-the-lines take away points:

* 'A professional photographer will be available' means: no taking your own photos. Buy the package; we get a juicy kickback.

* '...must be a member or volunteer to participate.' After all, if a Baby Dedication actually had an eternal spiritual meaning, then they probably wouldn't deny it to strangers. For a donation in lieu of 10% hard tithe anyway.

* '...time for cake..' Whoopee! Let's be sure to focus on important details here people.

* '... a preschooler is not able to understand sin, or the sacrifice of a Savior.' I'm guessing that even a third grade Lutheran Elementary School student could tear this nonsense apart. Don't think a baby knit together in the womb by the very hand of God can be moved by the Holy Spirit? Luke 1:41-45 has a clarification on that point.

* '...No small children at the table to prevent distractions.' I guess when you think that childrens' souls aren't quite yet in need of salvation, they can be thought of as mere distractions at the party.


Where did I read, "Let the little children come to me." Where did I see that?!? Zut alors! Sounds really familiar, but I can't remember who said that.

I wonder if any synod/seminary employees are among the "3 pastors" ready to go?


+Diet O. Worms

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Baby D - With Andy Stanley,Your Drive 09 Host":

http://www.minnesotalutheran.com/2009/04/somebody-tell-me.html

Apparently the LC-MS is also in a quandry as to the fasination with famous Churh Growthers.