Monday, April 20, 2009

Biggest Loser at St. Marcus



St. Marcus fat cat.


You must see it to believe it.

In other news:

Resignation

Davison, Mr Brian P St Marcus - Milwaukee WI 06/01/2009

He has been their staff minister of youth and outreach. He is also the lead singer for the rock band Koine.

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The link is already deleted. I did not save the PDF, but it was a contest to see who would lose the most weight at St. Marcus. Those guys are such a riot: wearing a Brett Favre jersey in the chancel, pimping a rock band, sending people to Babtist boot camp. Everyone should be so creative. They have already anticipated the good effects for Mother Earth, as reported on Drudge:

SCIENTISTS' ALERT: FATTIES CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Point?

Anonymous said...

So?

Anonymous said...

The link has been deleted from the St. Marcus webspace. Did you save a copy?

Anonymous said...

It's hard enough for my sinful heart to bear the law-and-gospel sermons, but now as they walk in the door, they'll get the piercing stares of "I wonder how much *she* lost this week..."

Nothing keeps Rotund-Americans coming back to church like weigh-ins. I thought it was just the snappy music.

I realize they're trying to identify peoples' "felt needs," but "Your body is a temple of God, so hit the elliptical, chubby" is a bit much.

+Diet O. Worms

Anonymous said...

Pr. Jackson--[double check the biggest loser link]

You can delete this comment too.

+Diet O. Worms

Brett Meyer said...

This link works. http://www.stmarcus.org/blos-m/

Anonymous - "point?"

This from the website, "Purpose: To encourage and celebrate people making God-pleasing life changes"

God pleasing? When your doctrine is in the crapper you want to initiate a "God-pleasing" fat loss contest sponsored by your local WELS church?

1 Timothy 4:8, "For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come."

In Christ,
Brett Meyer