You must see it to believe it.
In other news:
Resignation
Davison, Mr Brian P St Marcus - Milwaukee WI 06/01/2009
He has been their staff minister of youth and outreach. He is also the lead singer for the rock band Koine.
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The link is already deleted. I did not save the PDF, but it was a contest to see who would lose the most weight at St. Marcus. Those guys are such a riot: wearing a Brett Favre jersey in the chancel, pimping a rock band, sending people to Babtist boot camp. Everyone should be so creative. They have already anticipated the good effects for Mother Earth, as reported on Drudge:
SCIENTISTS' ALERT: FATTIES CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING