Sunday, April 19, 2009

Quasimodogeniti: The First Sunday after Easter



Shepherd and Sheep, by Norma Boeckler


Quasimodogeniti, The First Sunday after Easter

Pastor Gregory L. Jackson

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Bethany Lutheran Worship, 8 AM Phoenix Time

Mid-Week Lenten Services are Thursdays at 6 PM.

The Hymn #208:1-5 Ye Sons and Daughters 2.29
The Confession of Sins
The Absolution
The Introit p. 16
The Gloria Patri
The Kyrie p. 17
The Gloria in Excelsis
The Salutation and Collect p. 19
The Epistle and Gradual 1 John 5:4-10
The Gospel John 20:19-31
Glory be to Thee, O Lord!
Praise be to Thee, O Christ!
The Nicene Creed p. 22
The Sermon Hymn #208:6-10 Ye Sons and Daughters 2.29

Holy Communion Teaches the True Christ

The Hymn #195 Christ Jesus Lay in Death’s 1:46
The Preface p. 24
The Sanctus p. 26
The Lord's Prayer p. 27
The Words of Institution
The Agnus Dei p. 28
The Nunc Dimittis p. 29
The Benediction p. 31
The Hymn #197 Where Wilt Thou Go 1:2
KJV Luke 24:29 But they constrained him, saying, Abide with us: for it is toward evening, and the day is far spent. And he went in to tarry with them. (Emmaus)

First Sunday After Easter
Lord God, heavenly Father, we thank Thee, that of Thine ineffable grace, for the sake of Thy Son, Thou hast given us the holy gospel, and hast instituted the holy sacraments, that through the same we may have comfort and forgiveness of sin: We beseech Thee, grant us Thy Holy Spirit, that we may heartily believe Thy word; and through the holy sacraments day by day establish our faith, until we at last obtain salvation through Jesus Christ our Lord, who liveth and reigneth with Thee and the Holy Ghost, one true God, world without end. Amen.

Book of Concord
"Now, although both, the planting and watering of the preacher, and the running and willing of the hearer, would be in vain, and no conversion would follow it if the power and efficacy of the Holy Ghost were not added thereto, who enlightens and converts the hearts through the Word preached and heard, so that men believe this Word and assent thereto, still, neither preacher nor hearer is to doubt this grace and efficacy of the Holy Ghost, but should be certain that when the Word of God is preached purely and truly, according to the command and will of God, and men listen attentively and earnestly and meditate upon it, God is certainly present with His grace, and grants, as has been said, what otherwise man can neither accept nor give from his own powers."
Solid Declaration, Article II, Free Will, 55-56, Formula of Concord, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 903.

Holy Communion Teaches the True Christ


KJV John 20:19 Then the same day at evening, being the first day of the week, when the doors were shut where the disciples were assembled for fear of the Jews, came Jesus and stood in the midst, and saith unto them, Peace be unto you. 20 And when he had so said, he shewed unto them his hands and his side. Then were the disciples glad, when they saw the Lord. 21 Then said Jesus to them again, Peace be unto you: as my Father hath sent me, even so send I you. 22 And when he had said this, he breathed on them, and saith unto them, Receive ye the Holy Ghost: 23 Whose soever sins ye remit, they are remitted unto them; and whose soever sins ye retain, they are retained. 24 But Thomas, one of the twelve, called Didymus, was not with them when Jesus came. 25 The other disciples therefore said unto him, We have seen the Lord. But he said unto them, Except I shall see in his hands the print of the nails, and put my finger into the print of the nails, and thrust my hand into his side, I will not believe. 26 And after eight days again his disciples were within, and Thomas with them: then came Jesus, the doors being shut, and stood in the midst, and said, Peace be unto you. 27 Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing. 28 And Thomas answered and said unto him, My Lord and my God. 29 Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed. 30 And many other signs truly did Jesus in the presence of his disciples, which are not written in this book: 31 But these are written, that ye might believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God; and that believing ye might have life through his name.

Doubting Thomas

The minister of St. Thomas Lutheran Church was asked, “Which Thomas?” The person wanted to know if the congregation was named after Doubting Thomas or the apostle who traveled as far as India in proclaiming the Gospel, according to tradition. One province in India, Kerala, is mostly Christian. They trace their church, Mar-Thoma by name, to the apostle Thomas.

Many different lessons can be learned from this Gospel. First of all, we see that the disciples were frightened and locked in a room after the death and resurrection of Christ. Why? “For fear.” Fear is not a reason but an emotion. Fear is the opposite of faith.

The disciples were trained by Christ. They saw the miracles of Christ: water turned into wine, walking on water, raising the dead. They believed in Him, but fear caused faith to vanish at times, such as when Peter denied Jesus three times during His trial. Fear is easily transferred to others. Screaming “fire” in a crowded place is likely to cause a stampede, even if no one detects any evidence for fire.

The disciples were not looking for the risen Christ. Nor did they go out and announce the resurrection of Christ. On Easter Sunday evening they knew the tomb was empty. But the doors were locked. The Gospel of John has many ironic contrasts in it. One is that Peter denied Jesus three times in front of a charcoal fire (John 18:18), then received absolution from the risen Lord three times beside a charcoal fire (John 21:9). The sealed tomb could not hold the crucified Christ in, and a locked room could not keep the risen Christ out.

Jesus could also move at will through any obstacle during His earthly ministry, as we see from Luke 4:30, when the crowd tried to throw Him from the cliff. This is called the non-reciprocity of the second genus by Lutheran theologians, meaning simply that the divine nature of Christ was not limited by His human nature. However, Jesus often did not display His divine nature. Most of the time He appeared to be an ordinary man. He converted others through the Word, using miracles to confirm the Word.

KJV Luke 4:30 But he passing through the midst of them went his way…

An ordinary man, pushed to the edge of a cliff by an angry mob, cannot pass through their midst.

It is important to remember Jesus entering the locked room, because our frail human reason is so inclined to doubt how God works. In fact, reason cannot come to any certainty about any act of God.

For instance, even the most hide-bound atheist will pray in times of crisis, if television is to be believed. Does he stop to ask how God hears that prayer, especially when his prayer is silent? The Reformed believe in prayer. They get prayer mixed into conversion, asking Jesus to come into their hearts, as if He did already do that through the preached and taught Gospel.

Therefore, entering the locked room is akin to Jesus converting us through the Word. Most of us have times in our lives when we are cold toward the Gospel. We are born as unbelievers. Yet God enters our hearts through the Word and converts us to faith.

The Word of God creates and nourishes faith, dispelling fear. We could not pray a single prayer if we did not have faith that God hears and answers prayer. In fact, the Bible is filled with assurances of God’s love, power, and willingness to answer our prayers.

KJV John 15:7 If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you.

The Gospel tells us that Jesus showed His wounds to the disciples. He was not a ghost or a vision, but a real person. His body was glorified, but it was the same crucifixion-scarred body in a transformed state. At the end of time, all believers will have a similar glorified body. Christ is the first-fruits of all who will rise from the dead.

Jesus also gave the disciples the office of the keys. They were to use the Law and Gospel to pronounce lack of forgiveness to the unrepentant and pardon for the contrite believers. Offering forgiveness without any contrition only hardens hearts. We see the results of that all around us in our society, where people think they can do anything they want. The 10 Commandments were carved in stone, not placed temporarily on a chalkboard. They remain God’s perfect will and command, even if no one obeys or believes. Nothing in this world will last, but the Word of God remains forever.

Thomas Returns

This Gospel is read for the first Sunday after Easter because Thomas was absent on Easter evening. He was perhaps shopping for another lock. He refused to believe the preaching of the apostles. (They were now “sent” as Jesus was sent. Apostle means “sent.”)

Thomas demanded evidence, just as people demand today. Woe to all church leaders who rely upon human reason and evidence to prove that God’s Word is true. They are Doubting Thomases who try to prop up God’s Word with human arguments.

"It is most scandalous for us to attempt to defend God's Word with our reason, whereas we are to defend ourselves against all enemies with the Word of God, as St. Paul teaches (Eph. 6:7). Would he not be a great fool who in battle would seek to protect his helmet and sword with bare hand or head? But that is the situation when we try, with our reason, to defend God's Law, which is our weapon."
What Luther Says, An Anthology, 3 vols., ed., Ewald Plass, St. Louis:
Concordia Publishing House, 1959, III, p. 1475.

When Jesus returned, the doors were still locked, reminding us that people resisted the profound message of the Gospel even then. Jesus appeared and offered to let Thomas actually touch the evidence he demanded.

Thomas did not actually touch the wounds of Christ, but he confessed, “My Lord and my God!” Jesus warned Thomas, “Blessed are those who believe without seeing.” That has remained the blessing of the Christian Church, for faith has grown across the world without people seeing the risen Christ. Once again, we see the power of the Word in creating faith. Doubting Thomas is an example to us, a warning not to demand or rely upon physical evidence.

When people puzzle about having a small or an independent church, often the same questions trouble them. Something out there is needed to make them feel secure. A building? A bigger building? A full-time pastor? I see no evidence that St. Paul’s congregations owned a building. Perhaps some did and others did not. He was certainly not a full-time apostle. He made tents for a living, a tradition among the Pharisees (to have a real job, as they say). St. Paul helped to support his own ministry by making tents. That will be necessary for most independent Lutheran missions from now on. Seldom will a church large enough to support a full-time pastor break away from Holy Mother Synod. Few pastors will actually leave the warm nest of a pension fund and health benefits for the privilege of preaching the Word faithfully.

God does not permit us to predict the future or generate 5-year plans. Everything is in His Hands. He started with nothing but a few, fallible men on the Day of Pentecost and created the Christian Church through the preaching and teaching of believers. Some are known to us. Many are unknown. Countless Christians were killed for their faith. Many worshiped underneath the ground, in the catacombs, using a tomb as an altar. For that reason many altars look exactly like coffins, a reminder of how the Church began, not in comfort, but in persecution.

We have this comfort alone – that the Law and Gospel are God’s sole method for turning people from sin and offering them forgiveness. Wherever the Gospel is preached, sins are forgiven, Satan is defeated, and the gates of heaven open up. The fruits of the Gospel become manifest. All this is God’s doing and not our own.

When Lutheran pastors tell me how discouraged they are about the lack of progress and outward success they have, even saying, “I haven’t seen it work, even though I believe the Word is effective,” I challenge them with a series of questions. Have you never baptized a baby? Have you never distributed the body and blood of Christ in holy communion? Have you never preached the Word of God faithfully?

The answer is usually, “Well, I haven’t liked the results. They are not what I expected.” That is irrelevant. God’s Word is effective in creating faith, sustaining faith, and in damning unbelief. Some reject the Word. They do not want the righteousness of Christ in place of salvation by works. When St. Paul caused a riot with his sermon, he was preaching effectively. When religious leaders opposed him, he was obviously doing his work.

KJV Acts 17:13 But when the Jews of Thessalonica had knowledge that the word of God was preached of Paul at Berea, they came thither also, and stirred up the people.

We are told that the end-times will be so bad that Christ wondered in advance if He would find faith.

KJV Luke 18:8 I tell you that he will avenge them speedily. Nevertheless when the Son of man cometh, shall he find faith on the earth?

KJV 2 Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; 2 Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.

2 Timothy 3:1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, 4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; 5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away. 6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts, 7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth

America enjoyed a great era of outstanding Lutheran leaders, in the 19th and 20th centuries:
1. C. F. W. Walther.
2. Francis and August Pieper.
3. Matthias Loy.
4. Krauth and Schmauk.
5. Henry Eyster Jacobs.
6. A. Hoenecke.
7. Martin Franzmann.
8. Jack and Robert Preus.

All of these men had their faults, as we all do, but they contributed genuine leadership in Lutheran doctrinal matters. Now Lutherans are being led by Doubting Thomases who require statistics (Church Growth Movement), false doctrine (God commands us to love ourselves; if true, the only commandment we can keep!), and loyalty to an institution at the expense of the Word.

Matthew 18:20 For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.

QUOTE: "Let us learn more and more to look upon the Lutheran Church with the right kind of spiritual eyes: it is the most beautiful and glorious Church; for it is adorned with God's pure Word. This adornment is so precious, that even though an orthodox congregation were to consist of very poor people - let us say nothing but woodchoppers - and met in a barn (as the Lord Christ also lay here on earth in a barn, on hay and straw), every Christian should much, much rather prefer to affiliate himself with this outwardly so insignificant congregation, rather than with a heterodox congregation, even if its members were all bank presidents and assembled in a church built of pure marble. Let us be sure that our flesh, and the talk of others does not darken the glory of the orthodox Church, or crowd it out of our sight."
Francis Pieper, The Difference between Orthodox and Heterodox Churches, and Supplement, Coos Bay, Oregon: St. Paul's Lutheran Church, 1981 p. 47.

Quotations

"Another defect of Reformed preaching is its contempt for the Means of Grace. They will tell you that the Holy Spirit needs no vehicle, neither ox-cart nor aeroplane, to enter the heart of man; and by this rationalistic argument they think to have done away with the Means of Grace. But notice how they set about immediately to construct their own Means of Grace. Luther told them in his day:'If the Holy Spirit needs no vehicle, no preaching, then why are you here? And why are you so earnest in spreading your errors? It seems that what you really meant to say was that the Holy Spirit does not need true prophets, but He is very much in need of false prophets.' If the Holy Spirit needs no Means of Grace, who do these Reformed churches undertake their campaigns of revivalism?"
Martin S. Sommer, Concordia Pulpit for 1932, Martin S. Sommer, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1931, p. iv.

"Speak, O Lord, Thy servant heareth, To Thy Word I now give heed; Life and spirit Thy Word beareth, All Thy Word is true indeed, Death's dread power in me is rife; Jesus, may Thy Word of Life Fill my soul with love's strong fervor That I cling to Thee forever."
Anna Sophia, 1658, "Speak, O Lord, Thy Servant Heareth," The Lutheran Hymnal, trans., George T. Rygh, 1909 St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1941, Hymn #296. 1 Samuel 3:10.

"So the Law finds all guilty, none righteous, no not one; it stops every mouth, and holds the whole world accountable (Romans 3)."
George Tiefel, Jr., "God the HS Acts in Both Law and Gospel," God The Holy Spirit Acts, ed., Eugene P. Kaulfield, Milwaukee: Northwestern Publishing House, 1972, p. 47. Romans 3.

"The Holy Spirit thus uses the Law to bring us to despair; it is a despair of ourselves and our own righteousness before God; and then through the Gospel He shows us Christ."
George Tiefel, Jr., "God the HS Acts in Both Law and Gospel," God The Holy Spirit Acts, ed., Eugene P. Kaulfield, Milwaukee: Northwestern Publishing House, 1972, p. 50.

"Since the age of Rationalism and Lutheran Pietism a new spirit has crept into the life of the church which is un-Lutheran, un-Evangelical, and un-biblical. The Sacraments have been neglected at the expense of the Word."
Walter G. Tillmanns, "Means of Grace: Use of," The Encyclopedia of the Lutheran Church, 3 vols., Julius Bodensieck, Minneapolis: Augsburg Publishing House, 1965, II, p. 1505.

"These means are the true treasure of the church through which salvation in Christ is offered. They are the objective proclamation of faith which alone makes man's subjective faith possible (Augsburg Confession, Article V). The Formula of Concord (Solid Declaration, Article XI, 76) states expressly that God alone draws man to Christ and that he does this only through the means of grace."
Walter G. Tillmanns, "Means of Grace: Use of," The Encyclopedia of the Lutheran Church, 3 vols., Julius Bodensieck, Minneapolis: Augsburg Publishing House, 1965, II, p. 1505.

"The Sacraments are not mere symbolic expressions by which faith is strengthened (Calvin), nor are they mere acts of confession of faith (notae professionis, Zwingli), but are effective means by which God sows faith in the hearts of men."
Walter G. Tillmanns, "Means of Grace: Use of," The Encyclopedia of the Lutheran Church, 3 vols., Julius Bodensieck, Minneapolis: Augsburg Publishing House, 1965, II, p. 1506.

"This faith, encouraging and consoling in these fears, receives remission of sins, justifies and quickens. For this consolation is a new and spiritual life [a new birth and a new life]. These things are plain and clear, and can be understood by the pious, and have testimonies of the Church [as is to be seen in the conversion of Paul and Augustine]. The adversaries nowhere can say how the Holy Ghost is given. They imagine that the Sacraments confer the Holy Ghost ex opere operato, without a good emotion in the recipient, as though, indeed, the gift of the Holy Ghost were an idle matter."
Article IV., Justification, Apology of the Augsburg Confession, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 139.

"Truly, it is amazing that the adversaries are in no way moved by so many passages of Scripture, which clearly ascribe justification to faith, and, indeed, deny it to works. Do they think that the same is repeated so often for no purpose? Do they think that these words fell inconsiderately from the Holy Ghost? But they have also devised sophistry whereby they elude them."
Article IV., Justification, Apology of the Augsburg Confession, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 153.

"If we call Sacraments rites which have the command of God, and to which the promise of grace has been added, it is easy to decide what are properly Sacraments...Therefore Baptism, the Lord's Supper, and Absolution, which is the Sacrament of Repentance, are truly Sacraments. For these rites have God's command and the promise of grace, which is peculiar to the New Testament. For when we are baptized, when we eat the Lord's body, when we are absolved, our hearts must be firmly assured that God truly forgives us for Christ's sake. And God, at the same time, by the Word and by the rite, moves hearts to believe and conceive faith, just as Paul says, Romans 10:17: 'Faith cometh by hearing.' But just as the Word enters the ear in order to strike our heart, so the rite itself strikes the eye, in order to move the heart. The effect of the Word and of the rite is the same..." [Luther, Bab Captivity, 3 sacraments]
Article XIII, Number/Use Sacraments, Apology of the Augsburg Confession, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 309.

"And it is of advantage, so far as can be done, to adorn the ministry of the Word with every kind of praise against fanatical men, who dream that the Holy Ghost is given not through the Word, but because of certain preparations of their own, if they sit unoccupied and silent in obscure places, waiting for illumination, as the Enthusiasts formerly taught, and the Anabaptists now teach."
Article XIII, The Sacraments, 13, Apology of the Augsburg Confession, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, J-234 p. 311.

"For Christ wishes to assure us, as was necessary, that we should know that the Word delivered by men is efficacious, and that no other word from heaven ought to be sought. 'He that heareth you heareth Me,' cannot be understood of traditions. For Christ requires that they teach in such a way that [by their mouth] He Himself be heard, because He says: 'He heareth Me.' Therefore He wishes His own voice, His own Word, to be heard, not human traditions."
Article XXVIII, Eccles. Power, Apology of the Augsburg Confession, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 449.

"2. That such merit and benefits of Christ shall be presented, offered and distributed to us through His Word and Sacraments. "3. That by His Holy Ghost, through the Word, when it is preached, heard, and pondered, He will be efficacious and active in us, convert hearts to true repentance, and preserve them in the true faith."
Formula of Concord, SD, XI, Of God's Eternal Election, #17, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 1069.

"And this call of God, which is made through the preaching of the Word, we should not regard as jugglery, but know that thereby God reveals His will, that in those whom He thus calls He will work through the Word, that they may be enlightened, converted, and saved. For the Word, whereby we are called, is a ministration of the Spirit, that gives the Spirit, or whereby the Spirit is given, 2 Corinthians 3:8, and a power of God unto salvation, Romans 1:16. And since the Holy Ghost wishes to be efficacious through the Word, and to strengthen and give power and ability, it is God's will that we should receive the Word, believe and obey it."
Formula of Concord, Solid Declaration, Article XI., Election, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 1073. 2 Corinthians 3:8; Romans 1:16.

"Moreover, the declaration, John 6:44, that 'no one can come to Christ except the Father draw him,' is right and true. However, the Father will not do this without means, but has ordained for this purpose His Word and Sacraments as ordinary means and instruments; and it is the will neither of the Father nor of the Son that a man should not hear or should despise the preaching of His Word, and wait for the drawing of the Father without the Word and Sacraments." Solid Declaration, Article XI, Election, #76, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 1087. John 6:44. concerning God, etc. For these facts it is apparent that the Law cannot be kept without Christ and the Holy Ghost."
Augsburg Confession, Article III, #11, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 159.

"But Christ was given for this purpose, namely, that for His sake there might be bestowed on us the remission of sins, and the Holy Ghost to bring forth in us new and eternal life, and eternal righteousness [to manifest Christ in our hearts, as it is written John 16:15: He shall take of the things of Mine, and show them unto you. Likewise, He works also other gifts, love, thanksgiving, charity, patience, etc.]. Wherefore the Law cannot be truly kept unless the Holy Ghost is received through faith...Then we learn to know how flesh, in security and indifference, does not fear God, and is not fully certain that we are regarded by God, but imagines that men are born and die by chance. Then we experience that we do not believe that God forgives and hears us. But when, on hearing the Gospel and the remission of sins, we are consoled by faith, we receive the Holy Ghost, so that now we are able to think aright."
Augsburg Confession, Article III, #11, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 159.

"And since the Gospel is taught among us purely and diligently, by God's favor we receive also from it this fruit, that in our Churches no Anabaptists have arisen [have not gained ground in our Churches], because the people have been fortified by God's Word against the wicked and seditious faction of these robbers. And as we condemn quite a number of other errors of the Anabaptists, we condemn this also, that they dispute that the baptism of little children is unprofitable."
Apology of the Augsburg Confession, Article IX, Baptism, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 245. Matthew 28:19.

"But as the Confutation condemns us for having assigned these two parts to repentance, we must show that [not we, but] Scripture expresses these as the chief parts in repentance and conversion. For Christ says, Matthew 11:28: Come unto Me, all ye that labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Here there are two members. The labor and the burden signify the contrition, anxiety, and terrors of sin and of death. To come to Christ is to believe that sins are remitted for Christ's sake; when we believe, our hearts are quickened by the Holy Ghost through the Word of Christ. Here, therefore, there are these two chief parts, contrition and faith."
Apology of the Augsburg Confession, Article XII (V), #44, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 263. Matthew 11:28.

"But if ordination be understood as applying to the ministry of the Word, we are not unwilling to call ordination a sacrament. For the ministry of the Word has God's command and glorious promises. Romans 1:16 The Gospel is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth. Likewise, Isaiah 55:11: So shall My Word be that goeth forth out of My mouth; it shall not return unto Me void, but it shall accomplish that which I please...And it is of advantage, so far as can be done, to adorn the ministry of the Word with every kind of praise against fanatical men, who dream that the Holy Ghost is given not through the Word, but because of certain preparations of their own...."
Apology of the Augsburg Confession, Article XIII (VII), #11, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, J-205 p. 311. Romans 1:16; Isaiah 55:11.

"And just as the Word has been given in order to excite this faith, so the Sacrament has been instituted in order that the outward appearance meeting the eyes might move the heart to believe [and strengthen faith]. For through these, namely, through Word and Sacrament, the Holy Ghost works."
Augsburg Confession, Article XXIV (XII), #70, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 409.

"Our adversaries have no testimonies and no command from Scripture for defending the application of the ceremony for liberating the souls of the dead, although from this they derive infinite revenue. Nor, indeed, is it a light sin to establish such services in the Church without the command of God and without the example of Scripture, and to apply to the dead the Lord's Supper, which was instituted for commemoration and preaching among the living [for the purpose of strengthening the faith of those who use the ceremony]. This is to violate the Second Commandment, by abusing God's name."
Apology of the Augsburg Confession, Article XXIV, The Mass, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 414f.

"That we may obtain this faith, the Ministry of Teaching the Gospel and administering the Sacraments was instituted. For through the Word and Sacraments, as through instruments, the Holy Ghost is given, who works faith, where and when it pleases God, in them that hear the Gospel, to wit, that God, not for our own merits, but for Christ's sake, justifies those who believe that they are received into grace for Christ's sake. They condemn the Anabaptists and others who think that the Holy Ghost comes to men without the external Word, through their own preparation and works."
Augsburg Confession, Article V, The Office of the Ministry, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 45.

"Of Confession they teach that Private Absolution ought to be retained in the churches, although in confession an enumeration of all sins is not necessary. For it is impossible according to the Psalm: 'Who can understand his errors?' Psalm 19:12."
Augsburg Confession, Article XI, Confession, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 47. Psalm 19:12.

"Of Baptism they teach that it is necessary to salvation, and that through Baptism is offered the grace of God; and that children are to be baptized, who, being offered to God through Baptism, are received into God's grace. They condemn the Anabaptists, who reject the baptism of children, and say that children are saved without Baptism."
Augsburg Confession, Article IX, Baptism, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 47.

"Although the Church properly is the congregation of saints and true believers, nevertheless, since in this life many hypocrites and evil persons are mingled therewith, it is lawful to use Sacraments administered by evil men, according to the saying of Christ: 'The Scribes and the Pharisees sit in Moses' seat, etc.' Matthew 23:2. Both the Sacraments and Word are effectual by reason of the institution and commandment of Christ, notwithstanding they be administered by evil men."
Augsburg Confession, Article VIII, What the Church Is, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 47. Matthew 23:2.

"Of Free Will they teach that man's will has some liberty to choose civil righteousness, and to work things subject to reason. But it has no power, without the Holy Ghost, to work the righteousness of God, that is, spiritual righteousness; since the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God, 1 Corinthians 2:14; but this righteousness is wrought through the Word."
Augsburg Confession, Article XVIII, Freedom of the Will, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 51. 1 Corinthians 2:14.

"Other writings, however, of ancient or modern teachers, whatever name they bear, must not be regarded as equal to the Holy Scriptures, but all of them together be subjected to them, and should not be received otherwise or further than as witnesses, [which are to show] in what manner after the time of the apostles, and at what places, this [pure] doctrine of the prophets and apostles was preserved."
Formula of Concord, Epitome, Part I, 2, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, J-55 p. 777.

"We believe, teach, and confess that the sole rule and standard according to which all dogmas together with [all] teachers should be estimated and judged are the prophetic and apostolic Scriptures of the Old and the New Testament alone, as it is written in Psalm 119:105: 'Thy Word is a lamp unto my feet and a light unto my path.' And St. Paul: 'Though an angel from heaven preach any other gospel unto you, let him be accursed,' Galatians 1:8."
Formula of Concord, Epitome, Part I, 1, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, J-56 p. 777. Psalm 119:105; Galatians 1:8.

"Therefore, before the conversion of man there are only two efficient causes, namely, the Holy Ghost and the Word of God, as the instrument of the Holy Ghost, by which He works conversion. This Word man is [indeed] to hear; however, it is not by his own powers, but only through the grace and working of the Holy Ghost that he can yield faith to it and accept it."
Formula of Concord, Epitome, II, Of the Free Will, #19, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 791.

"This power {the Keys} is exercised only by teaching or preaching the Gospel and administering the Sacraments, according to their calling, either to many or to individuals. For thereby are granted, not bodily, but eternal things, as eternal righteousness, the Holy Ghost, eternal life. These things cannot come but by the ministry of the Word and the Sacraments, as Paul says, Romans 1:16: The Gospel is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth. Therefore, since the power of the Church grants eternal things, and is exercised only by the ministry of the Word, it does not interfere with civil government; no more than the art of singing interferes with civil government."
Augsburg Confession, Article XXVIII, #8, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 85. Romans 1:16

"Moreover [On the other side], both the ancient and modern enthusiasts have taught that God converts men, and leads them to the saving knowledge of Christ through His Spirit, without any created means and instrument, that is, without the external preaching and hearing of God's Word."
Formula of Concord, Thorough Declaration, II. 4. Free Will Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 881.

"Against both these parties the pure teachers of the Augsburg Confession have taught and contended that by the fall of our first parents man was so corrupted that in divine things pertaining to our conversion and the salvation of our souls he is by nature blind, that, when the Word of God is preached, he neither does nor can understand it, but regards it as foolishness; also, that he does not of himself draw nigh to God, but is and remains an enemy of God, until he is converted, becomes a believer [is endowed with faith], is regenerated and renewed, by the power of the Holy Ghost through the Word when preached and heard, out of pure grace, without any cooperation of his own."
Formula of Concord, Thorough Declaration, II. 5. Free Will Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 881.

"Thirdly, in this manner, too, the Holy Scriptures ascribe conversion, faith in Christ, regeneration, renewal, and all that belongs to their efficacious beginning and completion, not to the human powers of the natural free will, neither entirely, nor half, nor in any, even the least or most inconsiderable part, but in solidum, that is, entirely, solely to the divine working and the Holy Ghost, as also the Apology teaches."
Formula of Concord, Thorough Declaration, II. 25. Free Will Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 891.

"These treasures are offered us by the Holy Ghost in the promise of the holy Gospel; and faith alone is the only means by which we lay hold upon, accept, and apply, and appropriate them to ourselves. This faith is a gift of God, by which we truly learn to know Christ, our Redeemer, in the Word of the Gospel, and trust in Him, that for the sake of His obedience alone we have the forgiveness of sins by grace, are regarded as godly and righteous by God the Father, and are eternally saved."
Formula of Concord, Thorough Declaration, III 10 Righteousness Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 919.

"...and He has revealed it in His Word, as much as is needful for us to know of it in this life. Now, everything for which we have in this instance clear, certain testimonies in the Scriptures, we must simply believe, and in no way argue against it, as though the human nature in Christ could not be capable of the same."
Solid Declaration, Article VIII., Person of Christ, Formula of Concord, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, J-57 p. 1033.

"For few receive the Word and follow it; the greatest number despise the Word, and will not come to the wedding, Matthew 22:3ff. The cause for this contempt for the Word is not God's foreknowledge [or predestination], but the perverse will of man, which rejects or perverts the means and instrument of the Holy Ghost, which God offers him through the call, and resists the Holy Ghost, who wishes to be efficacious, and works through the Word, as Christ says, 'How often would I have gathered you together, and ye would not!' Matthew 23:37."
Solid Declaration, Article XI, Election, 41, Formula of Concord, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, J-127 p. 1077. Matthew 22:3ff.; 23:37.

"Moreover, the declaration, John 6:44, that no one can come to Christ except the Father draw him, is right and true. However, the Father will not do this without means, but has ordained for this purpose His Word and Sacraments as ordinary means and instruments; and it is the will neither of the Father nor of the Son that a man should not hear or should despise the preaching of His Word, and wait for the drawing of the Father without the Word and Sacraments. For the Father draws indeed by the power of His Holy Ghost, however, according to His usual order [the order decreed and instituted by Himself], by the hearing of His holy, divine Word, as with a net, by which the elect are plucked from the jaws of the devil. Every poor sinner should therefore repair thereto [to holy preaching], hear it attentively, and not doubt the drawing of the Father. For the Holy Ghost will be with His Word in His power, and work by it...."
Solid Declaration, Article XI., Election, #76-77, Formula of Concord, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 1089. John 6:44.

"For this reason we shall now relate, furthermore, from God's Word how man is converted to God, how and through what means [namely, through the oral Word and the holy Sacraments] the Holy Ghost wants to be efficacious in us, and to work and bestow in our hearts true repentance, faith, and new spiritual power and ability for good, and how we should conduct ourselves towards these means, and [how we should] use them."
Solid Declaration, Article II, Free Will, 48, Formula of Concord, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 901.

"Therefore God, out of His immense goodness and mercy, has His divine eternal Law and His wonderful plan concerning our redemption, namely, the holy, alone-saving Gospel of His eternal Son, our only Savior and Redeemer, Jesus Christ, publicly preached; and by this [preaching] collects an eternal Church for Himself from the human race, and works in the hearts of men true repentance and knowledge of sins, and true faith in the Son of God, Jesus Christ. And by this means, and in no other way, namely, through His holy Word, when men hear it preached or read it, and the holy Sacraments when they are used according to His Word, God desires to call men to eternal salvation, draw them to Himself, and convert, regenerate, and sanctify them. 1 Corinthians 1:21: 'For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.' Acts 10:5-6..."
Solid Declaration, Article II, Free Will, #50, Formula of Concord, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 901. 1 Corinthians 1:21; Acts 10:5-6.

"Now, although both, the planting and watering of the preacher, and the running and willing of the hearer, would be in vain, and no conversion would follow it if the power and efficacy of the Holy Ghost were not added thereto, who enlightens and converts the hearts through the Word preached and heard, so that men believe this Word and assent thereto, still, neither preacher nor hearer is to doubt this grace and efficacy of the Holy Ghost, but should be certain that when the Word of God is preached purely and truly, according to the command and will of God, and men listen attentively and earnestly and meditate upon it, God is certainly present with His grace, and grants, as has been said, what otherwise man can neither accept nor give from his own powers."
Solid Declaration, Article II, Free Will, 55-56, Formula of Concord, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 903.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Mug Files:
Church and Chicaneries
And Their Church Shrinking Allies



Click here for the junior Chicanery mug files.


The following are senior members of the Church Growth faction within WELS. I have limited the list to those who have the most influence, so the juniors like Ski and Doebler are not included. The Church and Change board member photos appear and disappear at their websty. Discerning readers can search for them at their leisure, which may help replace the Easter Egg Hunt lacking at liturgical, confessional congregations.





James Tiefel fosters Church Growth and unionism at Mequon. He pioneered the pan-denominational worship conference. His cousin in the CLC (sic) fought to supress knowledge of the Carthage event. His son recently vicared for Kudu Don Patterson.



Forrest Bivens teaches Church Growth at Mequon. He has always been an ally of David Valleskey. Both studied at Fuller Seminary, bragged about it, and also denied it.



David Valleskey is now retired from turning out Fuller Sausages at The Sausage Factory in Mequon. All his work has been aimed at promoting the Church Growth Movement.



Al Sorum suddenly became a Mequon professor after Wendland began worshiping at his church. Sorum also has his own sandbox to play in - an institute for training non-traditional students (no GA?).



Wendland fills the Wendland slot at the seminary, where he carries on the Bivens/ Valleskey tradition of bowing toward Pasadena, spoiling the Egyptians, and immmersing himself in Willow Creek.



Larry Otto Olson, Our Staff Infection, is the proud owner of a Fuller DMin, but "there is no CG in WELS," according to Wayne Mueller. Olson has taught at Martin Luther College for many years, so the annual mission evangelism fest is a glory halleluia chorus of praise for Fuller methods and doctrine, with buddy Paul Kelm as the keynote speaker. Note Wayne Mueller's son in the photo, along with Jeff Gunn. Rev. Jeff has a large but unaffiliated congregation in Phoenix - CrossWalk Lutheran Church. He is a rostered pastor but they do what they want. Gunn got a huge grant so his female staff member could do Welcome Wagon stuff, which Jesus somehow omitted from the Great Commission.



James Aderman was an early leader of Church and Chicanery (board member) and is still a frequent writer for The Northwestern Lutheran FIC.



John Parlow attended the Babtist worship and evangelism conference led by Andy Stanley. Parlow hosted the early C and C conferences. Parlow used to post plagiarized sermons on his website, as if he wrote them. He did preach them, so possession might be seen as nine tenths of the law, using WELS hermaneutics. But when everyone began comparing Parlow's sermons with ones several years old, the websty posting stopped.



James Mattek was once a pastor but is now a CEO. Patterson happens to be on his board - Wisconsin Lutheran Child and Family Services. According to the Witte paper, there are some important connections between Church and Chicanery & WLCFS. This particular agency gets oodles of money from Schwan. I hope to report on that later.



James Huebner has one of those empty titles in the synod structure, so empty that they may eliminate it altogether. Nevertheless, he has studied at Fuller with buddies Kelm and Olson. Doubtless a nod or a wink is sufficient to move money in the right direction and to quash those irritating pastors and laity who mention the Confessions.



Harry Hagedorn has driven American missions schwaermerly for decades now. Just about the entire Love Shack bows before Fuller, Willow Creek, and Trinity Deerfield. Harry genuflects.



Patterson ranks with Jeske and Wayne Mueller in his influence throughout the synod. Drag a grant through a conference meeting and Patterson will follow it out the door. He now has the disgraced ex-Synod Prez working for him and the Sausage Factory president preaching for him. That makes Kudu Don the SP-in-Waiting. He will probably do as well as the last one - Wayne Mueller.



I would grin too if I could get away with half the stuff Gurgel did as DP and SP. In fact, I would probably reside in one of those few countries lacking an extradition treaty with America. You can't be too cautious in these litigious times. Meanwhile, we are all looking forward to an accounting of the Schwan money during the Gurgel-Mueller years.



Ron Roth held various positions at The Love Shack before entering the business world raising money for a percentage of the haul. Roth was the very first editor of TELL, that prestigious journal of Church Growth thought for WELS. He was also stewardship director, which explains why WELS was always in financial hot water.



Mark Jeske has had three staff members on the Church and Change board. His TV show is linked on the WELS website, but he avoids the term Lutheran. Bad for ratings - and giving, unless he is getting $250,000 from the Lutheran insurance company. Then he is a Lutheran again - like that old musical Brigadoon.



Bruce Becker quit as head of Perish Services when the Ad Hoc Commission reported that PS had BO (Babtist Odors). Becker now works for Mark Jeske. Breaking news - Becker is off the Church and Chicanery Board. People, bios, and photos are disappearing faster than the aftermath of a Stalin purge.



Paul Calvin Kelm has openly promoted Reformed doctrine and Church Growth during his entire career, which is strangely light on actual pastoral work. That is why Bruce Becker defied the budget and the sage advice of his former boss, to hire Kelm away from the parish. That may be why Bruce now works for Jeske.



Wayne Mueller's influence may be waning since he quit as Synod First Veep. He pretty much ran the show for Gurgel and probably assumed he would carry the yoke for SP Schroeder as well. Wayne's sunny personality and gift for candor is missed at The Love Shack, but he was able to do what few Church Shrinkers do - actually serve as a parish pastor again. Most of them shun the Means of Grace in favor of the Methods of Disgrace. Wayne's son vicared for Kudu Don Patterson.



John Lawrenz supports C and C on their listserve. Long ago he gave a sermon that "everything must change." That is a familiar theme among these people. And everything has changed, thanks to them - for the worse.

Gayla Tropical Event



When one church could not raise enough money from all their commercial activities, they asked Horace Greeley what to do. He answered, "When all else fails, try religion." Part of your sacrificial albeit self-indulgent spending will go to ReadySetAuction.


An Evening at the Tropics

April 18, 2009

The Gala is an evening of Giving Thanks to our Savior for all He has done for us and that Luther Prep exists to train workers to tell that Good News to others.

THEME: An Evening in the Tropics

COST: $65 per person
(of which $40 is a tax deductible donation to LPS)
$125 per couple
(of which $75 is a tax deductible donation to LPS)
$500 per table of 8
(of which $300 is a tax deductible donation to LPS)

SPONSORSHIP OPPORTUNITIES:

DINNER SPONSORSHIPS (3 available) $2000 each includes 8 seats, 3 bottles of wine for you table, half page program ad, 1 year LPS website recognition, signage at the gala, 2 season passes to all home sporting events
PRINT SPONSORSHIPS (2 available) $1500 each includes 4 seats, 2 bottles of wine for your table, quarter page program ad, 1 year LPS website recognition, signage at the gala, 1 season pass to all home sporting events
SOCIAL HOUR SPONSORSHIPS (2 available) $1000 each includes 2 seats, 1 bottle of wine for your table, quarter page program ad, 1 year LPS website recognition, signage at the gala, 4 event passes
LIVE AUCTION/BARBERSHOP QUARTET SPONSORSHIPS (2 available) $500 each includes 2 seats, signage at the Gala, 1 year LPS website recognition, business card size program ad
DECORATION SPONSORSHIPS (4 available) $300 each includes 2 seats and signage at the gala
PLACE AN ADVERTISEMENT IN OUR GALA PROGRAM
business card size ad $15
quarter page size ad $25
half page size ad $50
full page size ad $100
For Sponsorship details please contact Steve Cantwell, Procurement Chairman or Debbie Rothe, Associate Director of Mission Advancement at LPS


SCHEDULE:

4:30 pm Passed Hors d' oeuvres and BRAND NEW "BLIND SILENT AUCTION"
7:00 pm Prayer and Welcome
7:15 pm Catered Dinner served by our students
8:15 pm Program/Live Auction/Entertainment: NEW M.C.: WELS Member Chuck Garbedian and NEW "EASY DAYS" Barbershop Quartet entertainment!!!
ENTERTAINMENT: Again, the LPS Strings, Guitars, Piano, Jazz, and more......... are preparing to WOW you with amazing entertainment during your "Evening in the Tropics"!

"EASY DAYS" Barbershop Quartet: While the quartet was formed to compete and has placed 11th in Sacramento, CA and in the Top Ten in Illinois, their focus is and always has been on entertaining their audiences. They have established a reputation as a fun quartet to see and hear featuring a fast paced show filled with interesting arrangements of familiar songs in a breezy style of communicating with the audience that sets them apart from other barbershop quartets!


Q. 1. What is the annual "Gala"? This is the first I've heard of it.
A. The Gala is an evening of: Christian fellowship, hors d'oeuvres, silent auction, elegant dinner, live auction, and live entertainment. Included in the price of a ticket is a small donation to support the mission of LPS! The event will be held at Luther Prep on April 18, 2009, from 4:30 -9:00 pm.

BUT... This event is not limited to one physical location! It is an event in which literally thousands of people can participate. It will not only include those who attend the event, but those who cannot attend have the opportunity of donating items for auctioning, sending financial gifts, and joining in the fun of the auction online!


Q. 2. What is the MISSION of Mission Advancement?
A. Mission Advancement Offices were established at each of the four synodical ministerial education schools, as directed by the synod in convention in the summer of 2005. The four ministerial education schools are: Wisconsin Lutheran Seminary in Mequon (training pastors), WI; Martin Luther College in New Ulm, MN (training pastors and teachers, staff ministers); Michigan Lutheran Seminary in Saginaw, MI; and Luther Preparatory School in Watertown, WI (college prep education for future pastors, teachers, staff, and lay ministers). The goal of these offices is to advance the mission of the schools. This goal is achieved by supporting past alumni of the school, sharing the story of LPS through publications and presentations, and creating opportunities for people to worship God through the joyful stewardship of direct financial support.


Q. 3. Why a Gala and Auction?
A. The Gala presents a unique opportunity for anyone who wants to support the mission of ministerial education and gives them the window to do so with whatever God-given talents they have. Finally NOT ONLY with money!

For example: we have a WELS food specialist assisting in making appetizers, WELS businesses donating their consumer goods and gift certificates to be liquidated into a cash gift for LPS, WELS parents using their wood working and handcrafting gifts to create a gift for the auction (quilts, cards, furniture and much more!), WELS ladies and men with organization skills working on the planning, WELS owners of cabins and boats and vacation homes willing to lend out a week to another WELS friend and donate the value of that to LPS, WELS World Missionaries giving us a "taste of their country in mission baskets" or decorations, and on and on and on!

The time, talents and treasures these folks have are going to financially benefit Luther Prep's mission in a way they never could without the Gala and it's silent and live auctions. And those who can give financially now have a specific opportunity to do so as well.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Gayla Tropical Event":

I do not see the efficacy of the Word in this Gayla Tropical Event.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Gayla Tropical Event":

This is truly disgusting.
This is NOT RIGHT.
WELS is no longer WELS.
Where is the leadership?
How has it come to this point?
This is offensive to both members and non-members.
WELS has gone the way of the world.
I am embarrassed and ashamed.
WELS = WI$CON$IN EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN $YNOD
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Please repent.

Foreign DMins in the Wisconsin Synod




DMin Parlow at Andy Stanley's Drive 08 Worship Conference. The Texaco logo is actually the Drive 08 logo. The Babtist actor did a skit on twisting God's Word. Would twisting include
denying baptismal regeneration
and forbidding infant baptism?
Andy teaches against both Christian doctrines on his websty.


But the good news is: Parlow's congregation is listed on a find a church page in three different denominations:

  1. Wisconsin Synod
  2. Willow Creek Association
  3. Denver Seminary Schwaermerei.


To quote Ski - Parlow "gets it."

Everyone knows that Paul Calvin Kelm got a DMin at Our Lady of Sorrows in St. Louis (formerly Concordia Seminary, LCMS, St. Louis) and that Larry Olson got a quickie DMin from Fuller Seminary in Pasadena.

But lo, there are many other foreign DMins in the notoriously non-in-fellowship-with-anyone-not-even-the-ELS WELS.

Church and Chicanery Bigshot John Parlow, who worshiped with Ski at Northpoint Babtist in Atlanta, picked up a DMin at Denver Seminary. Here is his thesis, linked:

Dramatic sketches in weekend messages to increase cognitive retention of the main point and suggested application
by John M Parlow

Type: Thesis/dissertation : Manuscript Archival Material; English
Publisher: 2007.
Editions: 2 Editions
Dissertation: Thesis (D.Min.)--Denver Seminary, 2007.
OCLC: 183071617

Find a church where Denver graduates are serving:

St. Mark Evangelical Lutheran Church
2066 Lawrence Dr.
De Pere, WI 54115
920-336-2485

Denver Conservative Baptist Seminary. The school changed its name again in 1998 to Denver Seminary to reflect its growing appeal to a wide-spectrum of evangelical students, most of whom were no longer from the Conservative Baptists Association. This book gives a comprehensive overview of Denver Seminary’s history as it developed from a small denominational school to a major evangelical seminary under Grounds leadership. This statement was first used by Grounds to stake out Denver Seminary’s theological position in the midst of conflict between moderately conservative and ultra-conservative factions of the Conservative Baptist Association that eventually led the ultra-conservative faction to withdraw from the CBA and found the Conservative Baptist Fellowship (CBF). Craig Williford, 2000-present Denver Seminary is accredited by Association of Theological Schools, North Central Association of Colleges and Schools, and the prestigious Council for Accreditation of Counseling and Related Education Programs (CACREP). Denver Seminary’s flagship training and mentoring program, started by former president Clyde McDowell, has distinguished the seminary from similar evangelical schools and led to a significant increase in student enrollment since it was launched in 1998. Denver Seminary Magazine, published quarterly since 1981, addresses current topics in the church and ministry and is distributed primarily to Denver Seminary alumni and other financial supporters.


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John Lawrenz anointed Steve Witte as president of the Asian porta-sem.

John Lawrenz was an early Church and Changer.


Steve Witte, a founder of Church and Chicanery, has a DMin from Gordon Conwell Seminary. I have his paper from Interlibrary Loan. I hope to get to that later.

Unless WELS went on a buying spree with Schwan grants, the Wisconsin Sect does not own Denver Seminary or Gordon Conwell.

WELS has spent so much offering money at Trinity Seminary in Deerfield (where Our Staff Infection caught the bug) that the synod is listed twice on the official Trinity website for participating in their hideous training in Enthusiasm.

No wonder The Love Shack wants Perish Services to continue. They got high on their own supply.

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GJ - Does anyone wonder where all the bilge is coming from in WELS? ELCA pastors-- like the one at Community of Joy in Phoenix--were doing this over 20 years ago. They are happy to have Church Growth fellowship with co-apostates in WELS and the ELS.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Foreign DMins in the Wisconsin Synod":

Question: On a side note, with no comment or opinion included, just wondering, why do you spell Baptist as "Babtist"? Is this intentional? Just curious.

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GJ - Regular readers need to study Ichaslang, which I linked in the above article. Recently a member of the infallible Presbyterian Church studied the Ichaslang lexicon and came away edified and mildly amused.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "A Portrait of the Pastor as a Young Heretic":

What we have here is a demonstration of the ability to outsource religious leadership. Now WELS can close its schools in favor of contracting for what people want to hear, and the way they want to hear it. Thank Ski and Jeske for the disservice.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Foreign DMins in the Wisconsin Synod":

Soon services can be piped in from India or China since it costs less to train ministers there. We have the technology.

A tinge of Buddhism will increase the attendance and go global.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Foreign DMins in the Wisconsin Synod":

Where can interested persons get a DMin on the internet? I see a lot of tax breaks under the Gayla Tropical Event.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Foreign DMins in the Wisconsin Synod":

One reason I have been a member of WELS is because I was asssured the pastors were all educated at Mequon and all believed and taught God's Word in its truth and purity. I feel scammed. I don't know who to believe anymore. I may as well join a non-denominational church closer to home instead of driving to a WELS church. So many pastors no longer write their sermons as taught in the seminary. They use non-Lutheran materials. I can get that at other churches. I joined WELS to be under WELS doctrine. I feel deceived. What is happening here?

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GJ - Look at Mark Jeske at St. Marcus. He wrote in his blog that everything has to change. His disciples all use the same schwaermer-fundy words, which can mean anything, such as "a changeless Christ in a changing world." Or - "shining the Gospel light." But look at what they read and the sermons they plagiarize. Study their idols: Andy Stanley, Craig Groeschel, Mark Driscoll, Leonard Sweet, and the gang at Granger Community Church. The only Lutherans they can tolerate are Waldo Werning and Kent Hunter, Missourians who preceded them in falling at the feet of Fuller/Willow Creek divines.

Finally - follow the money. The Church Shrinkers maximize the money for themselves:

  • $50,000 for a life coach at St. Mark Depere,
  • $250,000 for Jeske, $20,000 for Doebler's Rock and Rollathon,
  • free vicars for SP-in-Waiting Don Patterson, a pastor with a ranch, a luxury home, and safaris in Africa.

    Try to find an issue of The Northwestern Lutheran FIC without key members of Church and Chicanery (or CG allies) as authors. The April issue includes Peter Pan-denominational and Frosty Bivens.
  • Ski Articulates the Vision





    Cheryl Anderson: Keeping Jesus alive at the core of new church

    The Core will hold its first official service at 5:30 p.m. Sunday. But some 150 people already have been flocking to the new church since it signed a one-year lease and took over the former Big Picture Theater of Adventure and Discover in Appleton in early February.


    "I think you have a lot of hurting people who especially in these economic times and what's going on are looking for their savior," said the Rev. Jim "Ski" Skorzewski, pastor of the 300-seat Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod church. "They're looking for answers. When things tend to get tough, they come back to the church. We work really hard to have an environment set up where Jesus is alive and active."

    The idea behind The Core is that Jesus is at the core of everything they do as a church. Its mission is to strengthen the inner and spiritual core of those who attend.

    Although the downtown church targets the 18- to 35-year-old age group, weekly attendance has seen all age groups, from infant to elderly.

    "You've got people who have two incomes with kids to single people to just married and no kids to homeless people," Skorzewski said. "It's a place, I believe, where everyone is welcome."

    A one-year lease was signed Feb. 3 to turn the Big Picture, which had been closed for more than two years, into The Core, an outreach ministry of St. Peter Lutheran Church in Freedom. The $5.1 million Big Picture opened in March 2005. It closed in October 2006 and has remained vacant since.

    In August, Skorzewski, formerly with St. Marcus Lutheran Church in Milwaukee, received a call from St. Peter's pastor, the Rev. Tim Glende, to start the new ministry.

    "We believe Jesus is our lord and savior, and that's the focus of everything we do," Skorzewski said. "We just bring it in a way that has different music and language that's maybe more conversational. We work really hard to use and apply God's word in a way that hits people just right where they are.

    "We share Jesus in a way that affects people's life. That's what his word does."

    Cheryl Anderson: 920-993-1000, ext. 249, or canderson@postcrescent.com

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    Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Ski Articulates the Vision":

    Ski gives the impression that the CORE is being faithful when other churches aren't. Comments like "We work really hard to have an environment set up where Jesus is alive and active" and "We share Jesus in a way that affects people's life" implies that others aren't "doing" enough when they simply preach the Word and administer the Sacraments.

    His statements disguise the CORE's intent to tell people only what they want to hear in the way that they want to hear it. We understand from Scripture that faith without works is dead, of course (James 2:26). But based on a quick listen to the Groeschel sermons, Ski's message will put works before faith - he will talk about things I can do to live a better life, be a better Christian, in effect, be "saved". Faith will be in the background, if mentioned at all.

    And citing numbers of people in worship is classic CG speak.

    "For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables." (2 Tim. 4:3-4, KJV)

    +Martinus



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    Remember: Let me eat the apple. You get the CORE.

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    Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Ski Articulates the Vision":

    I totally agree with Martinus in the previous post. Ski certainly gives me the impression that he thinks he has something to offer that no other WELS church in the area could does. Well maybe they they do. It's been awhile since I've had MY inner and spiritual "core" strengthened...whatever THAT means. They are proud of those numbers though, aren't they?

    Friday, April 17, 2009

    Reaching Out to Yuppies Through Film and Popcorn



    DP Doug Englebrecht pretends to oppose Church and Chicanery while advancing its goals and supporting The CORE.






    if u r in appleton & looking for something to do tonight come on down to The CORE 4 the Wildwood Film Festival. Starts at 6:30 & 9:00
    about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

    There's a church in the valley leased by Wildwood
    No lovelier spot in A-town
    No place is so dear to my childhood
    As the Popcorn Cathedral of Rock.

    (Oh, come, come, come, come)

    Come to the church leased by Wildwood
    Oh, come to the church in A-town
    No spot is so dear to my childhood
    As the Popcorn Cathedral of Rock.

    How sweet on a clear Sabbath morning
    To listen to a Rock and Roll band
    Its tones so loudly are calling
    To the Popcorn Cathedral of Rock.

    (Oh, come, come, come, come)

    Come to the church leased by Wildwood
    Oh, come to the church in A-town,
    No spot is so dear to my childhood
    As the Popcorn Cathedral of Rock.

    There, close by the church in old A-town
    Lies the doctrine I loved so well
    We buried her beside the Willow Creek,
    Cause we thought Schwaermer doctrine was swell.

    (Oh, come, come, come, come)

    Come to the church leased by Wildwood
    Oh, come to the church in A-town.
    No spot is so dear to my childhood
    As the Popcorn Cathedral of Rock.

    There, close by the side of Craig Groeschel,
    Near Driscoll, Stetzer, Stanley, and Sweet,
    When they bury the last Lutheran synod,
    Church and Change will shout, "That's neat!"

    (Oh, come, come, come, come)

    Come to the church leased by Wildwood
    Oh, come to the church in A-town
    No spot is so dear to my childhood
    As the Popcorn Cathedral of Rock.

    A Portrait of the Pastor as a Young Heretic



    St. Marcus sent Ski to be trained by Stanley (center) and Groeschel (left), and also by Granger Community Church.


    Be more concerned with the "parent" congregation that won't disclipline their "daughter" congregation.

    Not to mention the elders and stewards of that congregation who turn a blind eye.

    Oh, let's not forget the synod district leadership who permit this open apostasy.

    While we climb the ladder, let's peek behind the curtain at the conference of presidents that can't seem to muster the courage to discipline. (For fear of what?!?! Falling revenues? Check. Declining membership. Check. So what are they waiting for?)

    +Diet O. Worms

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    Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Ad Fontes: Craig Groeschel Piped Into WELS Mission...":

    I know for sure that the problem lies with Ski. I never was a member of St. Marcus, but I've been there several times. I know for a fact that several people who were/are members of St. Marcus were surprised that Ski took the call to the CORE. These folks didn't think Ski had the initiative and motiviation to actually work in a mission setting.

    Now I see how right they are. Need sermons? Copy and paste from Lifechurch. Need members? Take them from other local WELS congregations. Need anything else? That's what the "assistant" is for.

    Unbelievable. How can this be tolerated by the synod? Has there ever been such a blatant case of violating the rules of fellowship (not to mention ethics) as taking sermons from someone who would be a welcome addition to any ELCA congregation?

    I thought our synod took a strong (albeit a tad late) stand when breaking fellowship with LCMS. Where is that integrity today? Can someone explain how this case is any different? Do we stand as a strongly Confessional synod or do we not?

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    Brett Meyer has left a new comment on your post "Ad Fontes: Craig Groeschel Piped Into WELS Mission...":

    Good point - where was Ski schooled at?

    -Michigan Lutheran Seminary
    -Northwestern College
    -Wisconsin Lutheran Seminary
    -Life Lutheran Church - Miami
    -St. Marcus Lutheran Church - Milwaukee

    He's doing exactly what they trained him to do.

    ***

    GJ - At St. Marcus, Ski also attended post-graduate training at:

    1. Andy Stanley's Babtist Northpoint Church, where he worshiped (ipsissima verba, Ski).
    2. Stanley and Groeschel's Catalyst Conference.
    3. Granger Community Church - with his pricey executive assistant, who now "gets it."


    Mark Jeske promotes heretics while WELS promotes Jeske's Time of Grace. That is another example of the non-reciprocity of false teachers: they expect to be promoted by sound teachers while they grovel at the feet of heretics.

    You Have To Teach the Children:
    Patterson's Program



    Synod-President-in-Waiting Kudu Don Patterson


    GJ - Note the resource used for Patterson's church:

    http://www.grouppublishing.com/

    Breathe new life into your women's ministry (same bunch) with

    Girlfriends Unlimited!

    That sounds like the Mission Counselors' training camp.

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    Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Ad Fontes: Craig Groeschel Piped Into WELS Mission...":

    WELS Commissions on Youth Discipleship and Parish Schools are now training the young to love "Woopie Worship." In the Winter 2009 issue of "Sowers & Seeds" Holy Word in Austin, TX is highlighted on how it has established "Kids InC" to get the 3-7 year-olds out of the divine service so they can watch videos and have "popcorn prayers." Note in the article how the kids wanted what they used to have in the regular service (i.e. Lord's Prayer, offering, blessing). By the time "Kids InC" had been tweeked to be what the children asked for, it ended being much like what they had been pulled out of. The church had trouble finding volunteers to sit with the kids during "Kids InC." How about having the parents do it in the regular divine service? And then the kicker regarding "Group" resources: "This is not a WELS or NPH product, so be discerning."

    Find the article here: http://www.wels.net/cgi-bin/site.pl?2601&collectionID=710

    Kids InC: Engaging the Youngest Through Worship
    by Patty Starke — Holy Word Lutheran Church, Austin, TX
    Challenges and opportunities come hand in hand with the who choose to attend Kids InC are dismissed following the development and implementation of a new ministry. Con-children’s message every Sunday. In addition, knowing the gregations must equip themselves to seize opportunities children are practicing worship at their age level and not do-and overcome challenges to allow for a successful minis-ing crafts and playing games has also helped ease concerns.
    try. Starting a children’s church ministry at Holy Word came with its own challenges and opportunities. Concerns and suggestions from Kids InC workers, parents, fellow parishioners and even the children themselves have
    The board of elders at Holy Word met and discussed the idea been addressed throughout our first year of this ministry. A
    of implementing a children’s church. They felt such a minis-few examples: A staff member felt we needed to add saying
    try would offer many opportunities to its members and also the Lord’s Prayer instead of only singing it with a DVD. A
    potential members, as well as children ages 3 - 7 years. member observing the service noticed we didn’t close with

    the blessing and suggested it was good for the children to be
    What are some specific opportunities our children’s church, exposed to it. A parent noticed that her child missed giving
    Kids in Christ (Kids InC), offers? It allows parents to wor-his offering in church so we added that element to the sership
    without the stress of disciplining fidgety children, in-vice. A child mentioned she wanted Kids InC to have Bibles
    creases our outreach opportunities to families with young like the ‘adult’ service. All of these suggestions were taken
    children, and gives children a chance to worship and hear and added to our Kids InC service during the past year.
    the Word of God at an age-appropriate level.

    Content: Once the elders decided to go forward with this
    Worshipping at an age-appropriate level makes worship unique children’s ministry, we faced the challenge of find-
    meaningful to the children. Our Kids InC format combines ing a suitable curriculum. We needed one aimed at ages 3-7,
    most of the elements of a traditional worship service (prayer, flexible enough for our time allotment and, of course, true to
    music, scripture, lesson, offering), but presents them on a Scripture. After doing some research on available curricuchild’s
    level. The “worship service” floor-plan is also simi-lums we settled on resources from Group Publishing.
    lar to our worship service with rows of chairs in a pew-like
    formation. The service is interactive with responsive prayer Developing the Kids InC schedule held the challenge of fit-
    and Q&A during the lesson. ting the elements of traditional worship into a small amount

    of time. We decided to do the following (it has been tweaked
    Challenges we have faced during the past year include: ad-during the year):
    dressing congregational concerns, developing a curriculum,
    dealing with logistical limitations, and staffing the program. • Leave church after children’s talk
    We will explore each of the mentioned challenges in more • Welcome kids (1-2 min)
    detail below. • Praise & Worship (5-8 min)

    • Learning Point (20-25 min)
    Congregational concerns: Before Kids InC began, Holy • Offering (5 min)
    Word had some members express concern that the children • Praise & Worship ( 10-12 min)
    wouldn’t be sitting in the service with their parents, learn-• Popcorn prayer & Lord’s prayer
    ing to sit quietly and worship. We decided to have the chil-• Blessing (5 min)
    dren begin worshipping with their families in church. Those • Return during last hymn
    Continued on page 6

    5


    “Kids InC” . . . continued from page 5

    Logistics: Finding an appropriate space to hold Kids InC was one logistical
    challenge we faced. We settled on our fellowship hall as it has ample space,
    is in the same building as the church, and has electrical outlets for the audio/
    visual equipment.

    The equipment we use for Kids InC includes a laptop, LCD projector, large
    screen and sometimes a TV/DVD player. We use these in conjunction with
    the CD’s and DVD’s that come with our curriculum. The children love to sing

    along, especially while imitating motions specific to the songs.

    Staff: One of the biggest challenges was finding volunteers to staff our new

    ministry. We put together the following description for the positions Kids InC
    would need.

    • Leader/ Music
    This person prepares the lesson and songs from the provided materials
    and teaches the learning point (ie: God is kind). S/he also leads the
    children in the songs, possibly demonstrating motions. It’s good to

    reserve five minutes to learn/review the words and motions of a song.

    Prep is minimal and materials needed are typically something one
    would have at home.

    • Helper
    Younger children aren’t used to sitting and listening for extended times
    so the helper sits near those children and encourages them to sit and
    listen. Transitioning between sitting and singing is another time the
    helper is needed, especially with younger children or visitors.

    • AV
    This person doesn’t need to be a computer genius. S/he sets up either
    the projector and laptop or TV and DVD player. S/he is given a lesson
    plan which shows when to play musical and video selections. Basically
    this person pushes some buttons and changes CD’s and DVD’s.

    We began the program asking for people to commit for a month to six weeks at
    a time. We thought the consistency would be good for the children attending.

    Finding volunteers for such a long time commitment was difficult, therefore

    we put together 6 teams. Now our volunteers work once every six weeks. This

    rotation seems to be working much better and the children are fine with it.

    As expected, we have found our Kids InC ministry to have an ongoing learning
    curve. We are continually making the most of new opportunities and attending
    to the latest challenges as they arise. We have found the blessings of our
    children’s church ministry to far outweigh the challenges. We thank God for
    these blessings and the opportunity to bring his saving Word to our children.

    Make playtime learning time with
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    • Welcome Games,
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    This is not a WELS or NPH product
    so be discerning.
    Let’s Play!
    Group Games for Preschoolers
    By Group Publishing
    Item Number: 9781559456135
    $16.99
    www.grouppublishing.com
    All Scripture quotations are taken from the Holy BiBle, New International Version © 1973, 1978, 1984 by International Bible Society.
    Sowers & Seeds is published four times a year by the WELS Commissions on Youth Discipleship & Parish Schools.
    Comments about this Sowers & Seeds and ideas for future issues can be directed to Dr. Joel A. Nelson, Administrator, <==He opposes closing Perish Services! WELS Commission on Youth Discipleship.
    WELS Commission on Youth Discipleship
    2929 North Mayfair Road
    Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53222-4398
    Phone: 414-256-3274
    E-mail: cyd@sab.wels.net
    Web site: www.wels.net/youthdiscipleship

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    Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "You Have To Teach the Children:Patterson's Program...":

    Is Sunday School offered to this same age group? If so, it seems that it could be used to teach and reinforce some of the things that Kids InC is trying to address, and in a way that doesn't take the kids out of the worship service. Also, was there something that wasn't working about having kids in the worship service that caused Kids InC to be started? The article has an ambivalent tone - as if even the writer is not sure this was such a good idea.

    +Martinus

    ***

    GJ - Does someone have a copy of the Anthony Newley song, "Teach the Children"? I think that song fits this program--all of Church and Chicanery. Send me a copy if you have it or memorized it. Newley managed to create ear-worms with his grating voice and eye-worms with his affected stage style, but he was entertaining nevertheless.

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    Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "You Have To Teach the Children:Patterson's Program...":

    Wolves with originality wear bunny costumes. The kids love it.

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    Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "You Have To Teach the Children:Patterson's Program...":

    "And then the kicker regarding "Group" resources: "This is not a WELS or NPH product, so be discerning.""
    ------------------

    Translation: Let us do the thinking for you.

    Thursday, April 16, 2009

    Ad Fontes: Craig Groeschel Piped Into WELS Mission



    Ski attended Catalyst, led by Babtist Stanley and Mainliner Groeschel.



    Ski uses sermon themes from Groeschel, exclusively it seems. His sermons match up with LifeChurch.tv (Groeschel).


    Anonymous said...
    Found at twitter.com/kstrandlund:

    @andrew_statezny that's awesome! love your stuff. thanks for the generosity. #free4church

    Andrew's original tweet:

    LifeChurch.tv is making their free resources in more video formats #free4church http://twurl.nl/o5biqp

    Unbelievable. Openly admitting to using resources that have no business in a Lutheran church.

    +Martinus

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    Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Ad Fontes: Craig Groeschel Piped Into WELS Mission...":

    i am a product of the wels schools from k-12. i can tell you for sure the problem is with ski.

    ***

    GJ - WELS banned the shift key as an adiaphoron.

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    Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Ad Fontes: Craig Groeschel Piped Into WELS Mission...":

    Martinus,

    Yes, they are openly admitting it. That is progress. 15 years ago, they denied Chruch Growth strategy in WELS. They renamed it and made it look like the Lutheran Church has been CG all the time.

    I personally didn't know what to make of it years ago and just took a wait and see attitude even participating in what was not clearly, to me, a volatile thing. Now it is very out in the open and endorsed and like you see here, heterodox sources listed.

    I heard a woman presenter at a woman's retreat give a textbook example and rally for introducing C&C, CGM into your church. Fuller Seinary/ Willow Creek all the way. It was disturbing to say the least. She listed all sorts of sources for video clips (even showed some, they were law oriented), that were from Willow Creek, and a few other online sources that were all from the new paradigm model now being heaped upon us in the name of evangelism.

    The example above was the defining moment for me and the impetus for me to stop associating, assisting and unknowingly being party to the movement with my then wait and see attitude. It's here and probably to stay.

    My theory is that the WELS C&C enthusiasts have enough momentum within these churches that there will be no chance for any break in fellowship or split. Because those who are very outspoken are so few in number. Laiety and leadership will not see the need to split, because CGM is a rather amorphous thing, it is getting harder to pin down and confusing for even the well read.

    To me it's rather ironic that just a few years ago, we used to gufaw at the "Liberals" in ELCA with it's apostasy and denial of God's Word in so many ways. The ELCA crowd must just be howling with laughter saying, "glad you guys got on board finally. It's not so bad now is it?"

    To me it's a sad commentary, but not all that unbelievable.

    For those who are still undecided, when you see the light, just remember to "duck and cover."

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    Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Ad Fontes: Craig Groeschel Piped Into WELS Mission...":

    If Ski can complete brainwashing in one day, anyone can.

    Toxic Waste Rebuttal from Church and Chicanery




    Anonymouse has left a new comment on your post ""Judge Us By Our Results" - WELS Church and Change...":

    No wonder Mrs. Icky has a heart problem. It is filled with hatred much like the Ichabod faithless.

    ***

    GJ - Perhaps she sees the evil alien inside each Church Shrinker, an Enthusiast who cannot admit what he really disbelieves.

    "Judge Us By Our Results" - WELS Church and Change



    Mrs. Ichabod suggested this logo for The CORE in Appleton.


    Someone wanted Church and Change judged by its results. I am not sure who wrote that since both of them write anonymousely.

    I am delighted to list Church and Change results, ever since the Church Growth Movement was sired at 2929 N. Mayfair Road - aka The Love Shack. Fuller Seminary gave birth to the bastard child but the doctrinal father remains painfully shy about his seminal role in this catastrophe:


    1. Mobridge Prep School was shut down in the West.
    2. The New Ulm prep was moved out of town, restarted at Prairie, fed millions of dollars, and converted to a prison when it was shut down.
    3. Lying about the total cost ($30 million?) and changes to the curriculum, the synod officials had DMLC take over Northwestern College, removing the Reformer's doctorate, creating Martin Luther College, which is now failing.
    4. Tuition was jacked up so fast that the synod lost a generation of students at the preps and college. Thank you, Wayne Mueller and Karl Gurgel.
    5. So three schools have been shut down. Is a pattern emerging? MLS will be next, and that should finish off MLC.

    6. David Valleskey, Fuller Seminary alumnus, joined the Sausage Factory, made VP, then president of the seminary, capping his career in Church Growth with one of the worst theology books ever written.

    7. James Radloff, Valleskey's classmate, became Mission Counselor (Fuller Seminary salesman) and the editor of the worst Lutheran publication ever - The Mission Counelor Newsletter.
    8. Paul Kuske, Floyd Luther Stolzenburg, and Roger Zehms launched Pilgrim Community Church in Columbus, where attendance peaked at 3 (three) people.
    9. Paul Kuske and Robert Mueller spawned CrossRoads Community Church in S. Lyons, Michigan, which is now Evangelical Covenant and very grateful to its three Church Growth WELS founding pastors: Rick Miller, Kelly Voigt, and Mark Freier.
    10. Coral Gate mission in Florida, where WELS tossed in tons of money, a huge staff, and actually built its only attractive first-unit ever - only to see their CG heroes run it into the ground. WELS sold the building to the Church of Rome. Wasn't Radloff the Mission Counselor in Florida? One couple said the only way to tell a Florida WELS church belonged to the synod was by the sign outside. Well, they changed that soon enough. See below.
    11. Following Kuske's lead, various congregations began springing up without the name Lutheran, absent that grow-blocking word WELS, and even devoid of church. Nota bene: see The CORE in A-town for the latest improvement in marketing the name. The same congregations also "downplay the Means of Grace," as Valleskey wrote famously about his Church Growth idols.
    12. Rock and Roll Lutheran Church, not far from Church and Chicanery Headquarters South, in VP Don Patterson's own suburb. The assistant for this tiny church gets a subsidized salary of $50,000, recently raised because we are living in hard times.
    13. Latte Lutheran Church in Wisconsin, with a female assistant pastor "administering the Means of Grace." Probably the Sausage Factory said, "At least we got them to mention the Means of Grace. That's a start."
    14. CrossWalk in Phoenix, where the female assistant gets a huge salary grant for doing Welcome Wagon work. I don't think the congregation has joined the synod, but why be legalistic?
    15. CrossSomething in Chicago.
    16. Time of Grace, the epicenter of Enthusiasm in WELS. They want to be linked from WELS.net and all WELS congregations but Jeske is strangely silent about his affiliation on the air and his websty.
    17. The Church and Chicanery websty.
    18. The CORE websty.
    19. Keynote speaker Leonard Sweet, endorsed by Paul Calvin Kelm. Doctrinally speaking, that is the kiss of death.
    20. Kenote speaker Ed Stetzer, another Babtist loved by VP Don Patterson, aka SP-in-Waiting.
    21. Wisconsin Lutheran College (WELS only when fund-raising), which spawned Charis, which spawned Church and Chicanery, an academic center proud of inviting pedophile Archbishop Weakland--Church of Rome--as a featured speaker.
    22. Putting Reformed teachers like Larry Olson and Paul Kelm on permanent synod subsidy. Both have Church Growth DMin degrees.
    23. Doling out money to Church and Change disciples like Don Patterson, who has a ranch, a suburban home, and African safaris to enjoy, while denyin it to real missions.
    24. Shrinking the synod ever since they started.
    25. Devastating the synod finances while shrinking the synod and crushing the schools.
    26. Their version of Love Your Neighbor is definitely a result of their labor since 1977:
    27. Anonymouse has left a new comment on your post ""Judge Us By Our Results" - WELS Church and Change...":

      No wonder Mrs. Icky has a heart problem. It is filled with hatred much like the Ichabod faithless.


    28. Anonymous said...
      Wishful thinking on the knock down drag out part. We in WELS subscribe to Love the Lord your God and Love your neighbor as yourself. You seem to forget that part GJ. You see, God commands us to love our neighbor and if you don't do that, you don't love God.

      Now put that in your pipe and smoke it. BTW, are you sure your name isn't Richard?