Why Not Pay Kids To Memorize Scripture? WELS Sinks To New Levels of Decadence

Kids - you are on your way to becoming Tetzels -
Planned Giving Counselors.
But it gets easier - forget the Word of God.
Sell forgiveness for big bucks and earn a commission.
Endorsed by Marvin Schwan.

"I think it is a great idea. More churches should do this -
a good start. Pre-evangelism."

http://www.eternalrock.org/#/home

After they have recited a Bible passage to you, they will get to put a "Fruit of Spirit" sticker on their handout. Once they have all nine passages memorized, they can turn it in to Ms. Barb for a $5 gift card! Thanks in advance for taking the time to help your kids Grow in God's Word!

Program handouts will be ready this Sunday! 

Hello? Are You Talking about WELS? Give Me a Minute for a Horse Laugh

"That was a good one, eh Nelly?
They don't even answer certified letters!"

http://welsdocument.blogspot.com/2015/03/synod-appeals-process-what-happens-when.html?showComment=1425614587774#c4949435565422786972

AnonymousMarch 5, 2015 at 10:03 PM

• When an active member of the church is pushed out of the synod, the entire voting assembly of the congregation should be informed, consulted and given time to consider. 
• If an appeals is sought, the appeals board should be able to consult with the entire voting assembly of the former congregation. 
• The former member should also be allowed to present character references on their behalf. This would provide for the greatest number of opinions and support for either side.

The help desk at WELS headquarters is staffed 24/7.
A recorded message says, "Write a letter."
That is the first step in excommunication in WELS.