Est. Value: $500.00
Description: Jack-of-all-trades Wayne Mueller offers a quarter of a locally "grown" Black Angus steer to the selective carnivores among us. Lovingly tended and masterfully groomed (okay, that's stretching it) by Pastor Wayne, these prime cuts will eliminate the need to ask, "Where's the beef?"
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GJ - This is from the Junk for Jesus sale at Luther Prep. If the Wisconsin sect keeps writing self-parodies, I will not have to write my own parodies. I can just copy their material and leave the readers rolling in the aisles.
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "A Load of Bull From WELS President-in-Waiting Wayn...":
That auction is absolutely appalling. I am just floored that WELS people support this. Auctioning off parking spaces for sporting events and sacred concerts and services of a personal attendant for the live auction? I need to go vomit.
