Saturday, November 26, 2011

Counting Them Up:
Ichabod versus the Fallen Opposition



During Thanksgiving, LI suggested listing the blogs fallen before the Ichabod juggernaut.

Tim Glende's anonymous efforts come and go. Poor Tim has been reduced to impersonating other people, so he can post his manufactured comments and criticize them.

Joe Krohn discovered the the truths of the Book of Concord, so Kudu Don Patterson excommunicated Joe and his wife - without a hearing. DP Glaeske even refused to answer a basic question about justification. Joe's blog promotes orthodox Lutheran doctrine.

Jack Kilcrease has a blog where mainline UOJ is promoted. He also pops up at various Lutheran blogs to post foolish comments, only to erase them. Paul Calvin Kelm is famous for copying his creative comments, but Kilcrease is famous for deleting them - hence the new verbs "to kelm" and "to kilcrease."

Jack Cascione's SpenerQuest ventures onto the battlefield every so often, only to retreat in disgrace and confusion. To quote Gibbon, they fight without discipline and run without shame.

Pope Paul the Unlearned, aka Paul McCain, has set a record for offending people all over the Net. My chest swells a bit at the thought of his incoherent rages. He pauses from his sinuflection toward Rome occasionally to issue another tirade on his low-caliber blog. Pope Paul shows up on SpenerQuest because he was banned on the American Lutheran Publicity Forum, where he had thousands of posts.