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| My copy of the ELCA-LCMS Large Catechism, promoted by CPH, is being rushed from Communist China, where it was printed. |
Apostate Lutheran discussion groups are a wobbly three-legged stool.
- Christian News is not read by anyone I know but helps pay for Pastor Hale-Storm's food budget.
- LutherQuest, still looking for Luther, hammers the most trivial items in order to pay for Cascione's paint-by-number supplies.
- American Lutheran Publicity Bureau's Online Discussion Forum is looking for a more concise name. I suggest "The Ovalines."
I am intrigued that LQ (sic) has dropped the LCMS-ELCA Large Catechism dust-up. Four days of silence! They stopped discussing the Harrison blundering retreat on 2-7-2023.
The Ovaltines sputtered to a stop yesterday, as if warned not to endanger Matt the Fatt's re-election.
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| Bishop Liz and Matt the Fatt need to ask about Mirthless Mark's food plan. Has Mark gone full Fuhrman? |
LCMS and ELCA work closely together, as they have for many decades. WELS is not officially a part of this morganatic marriage, so they hide Mirthless Mark Schroeder behind a curtain when necessary.
"Morganatic marriage, sometimes called a left-handed marriage,[1] is a marriage between people of unequal social rank, which in the context of royalty or other inherited title prevents the principal's position or privileges being passed to the spouse, or any children born of the marriage. The concept is most prevalent in German-speaking territories and countries most influenced by the customs of the German-speaking realms." (Wikipedia, so it must be true.)
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| This was an earlier, tragic wedding between Jeske (pan-denominational, but kinda WELS) and Kieschnick, who was no more liberal than the rest of Otten's approved synod presidents. Yes, Harrison came to New Haven on his knees, to sing a song flattering Herman. Herman got Matt on a good diet to help him bulk up. |
What makes the dunderheads angry is my pinpoint accuracy on the real issues, which they run away from at high speeds.
- They deny they are stuck together like Velcro and lint.
- They never deal with the main issues of Biblical doctrine, such as the Apostolic Text (KJV), the efficacy of the Word, and Justification by Faith.
- They act like lords and scholars when they are simply groveling for an easy life of Thrivent perks and synodical buddies.
