New Gettysburg library on horizon
"A new public library in Gettysburg is years away, but a vision of the facility is beginning to coalesce.
The Adams County Library System (ACLS) and United Lutheran Seminary (ULS) this week announced a sale agreement for a nearly 4.5-acre site, where a new building will replace the current facility at Baltimore and High streets downtown."
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GJ - Your midnight reporter stays up to alert Lutherans about how many expensive properties the leaders have sold off to remain solvent. ELCA should have increased seminary enrollment and marriages after the 2009 vote against the Scriptures. The best selling bad beer in America, Bud Light, joined the same stampede and found itself orphaned by its own customers.
The LCMS, under the leadership of Matt the Fatt, is selling off educational properties faster than Bed, Bath, and Beyond outlets. Yes - that overpriced store that we called Bed, Bath, and Beyond Our Budgets.
Meanwhile, WELS deliberately spooks their own congregations so they can sell off the choice properties when sold "for the good of Holy Mother Synod." The officials dab their tear-filled eyes and use the cash to make up enormous shortages piling up in the near future. WELS in Columbus, Ohio has gone from six congregations to three. Seifert kicked out Prince of Peace for doing what WELS was doing all over, especially at dimwit synodical level. Lamb of God staggered under the CN-loving Kovaciny era. German Village, in spite of its pastor being the gay GA Pope, has dwindled.
Bethany Lutheran College/Seminary has so few ELS members that they could merge with the CLC campus (donkey basketball) and still not notice an uptick in the student population.
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| CLC Donkey Basketball has been a disappointment, stated the deflated high school, college seminary president. |
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| St. Ignatius Seminary was going to have a fancy building, but they had to downgrade due to the cost of mandatory papal costumes in all colors. |
