Wednesday, July 26, 2023

CM Almy Expanding Its Collection of Costumes


CM Almy has expanded its costume collection from bishops to queens. Profits have soared.  




 The papal tiara went out of style but still tickles the Big Guy in Rome.


 Infallible author - Calvinist News.
"Officer, I swear the pole hit me."


 Cope - exquisite taste and cost. You deserve this after trying to learn Greek from flash cards.

 This bishop's staff cost $2,400 - just like the Gospel accounts, eh?

 A bishop's cassock need not be humble. This one only cost $1,090. 

 The Roman lobby of the LCMS was not yet ready for papal liturgical equipment. Note - only one chin.


 Matt the Fatt wore his cope in Europe, a farewell to the Lutheran Reformation, a signal to the Jesuits - "We won!"

The masks do not match and - try not to focus on the belly-button. 



 DeJaynes followed the example of Bishop Martin Stephan, who was the first bishop ever in Illinois.