Tuesday, October 22, 2024

Protestia Double-Downs - Andy Stanley's Mark Jeske Cult - Ski, Tim Glende, & Other Dupes, Just in Time for Reformation


Andy and Ski - their combined Biblical IQ is always lower than room temperature.


Do Christians Have to Believe Jesus Was Miraculously Born a Virgin? Andy Stanley Suggests ‘No’



He also lamented that the ‘entire bible’ has become the church’s ‘authority,’ claimed the bible is not equally inspired or equally important, and even argued that demanding potential converts believe the bible is true and without error is an unnecessary obstacle to them coming to Christ. He also argued that Jesus’ birth and the events surrounding the nativity don’t really matter, thus casting doubt upon his supernatural birth by saying “If somebody can predict their own death and then their own resurrection, I’m not all that concerned about how they got into the world” and “Christianity doesn’t hinge on the truth or even the stories around the Birth of Jesus.”‘

All that doesn’t include the mountain of pro-LGBTQ rhetoric seen in these endnotes.

Take Off Pounds Sensibly is the new theme for Harrison's last term. No Thrivent-lubricated synod leader or professor is capable of teaching Luther's doctrine, and they cannot stop yakking about the gay prelude to ELCA called Seminex.




And then we said, "Inflate the CPH prices because no one is reading the leftovers from ELCA."

Matt the Fatt (LCMS) hosted Scott Barefoot (WELS) so "Who's ELCA now?"




Scott Barefoot (WELS) Martin and Katie Luther (faux-ELCA).