Time To Slow Down the Synodical Gravy Train

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Anyone denying this satirical graphic should study the books of their own sect, the harmony of the three synods, and the Thrivent financial blend. Note - they "give away" little communion kits for the newly ordained, hilarious in light of their lavish self-giving.

Before they had a chance to generate a solid cover-up, Matt the Fatt and Liz Eaton were jumping up to deny the amount of gubmint funds being shoveled into their sects. Thrivent also enjoys cozying up its funds to gain easy, non-profit (pause to laugh a few minutes) funds for their insurance sales and beloved charitable annuities. Thrivent acts as one with their sects but also poses as benefactors individually to each synod. The sales agents used to demand photo albums from the pastors so they could call on every member of the congregation. The Lutheran identity (already a farce) is watered down since Thrivent is no longer "lodge insurance" like the Masons, Shriners, and other goldmines (maybe tin mines).

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The people who do the least amount of work and spend the most on themselves, also demand more from their underlings.