Sunday, May 22, 2011

The Lutheran Leaders of WELS Are Gone




Hey we woke up this morning. Ask Mrs Ichabod -  "WHAT DO WE DO NOW?"
 
 
Just thinking about the church year. My Gausewitz catechism even explained the Latin meanings for Lent and Sundays after Easter. So it can be done. We do not have to be dumbed down. I guess what I like is what you have said that the closer to Luther the closer to Scripture. I think lay folks expect their pastors to be Lutheran not Roman or Baptist.
 
I like all the animal pics on Ichabod because it fits with the subject matter and the pictures of past REAL Lutherans like Luther, Chemnitz, andA merican guys like that Krauth guy give their words more meaning because it shows who they were. 
 
It would be nice if we had leaders like any one I just mentioned.
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GJ - Independent of this comment, I had a long conversation with someone. He asked me to name five WELS pastors I respected. I was thinking. He made it easier and said, "They can be dead."

We agreed on Bading, SP Brenner, Slick Brenner, Hoenecke, Mudslide, and Corky.

Brief history of WELS - After Gausewitz and Hoenecke's deaths, there was the Protestant split, which was very nasty, with Koehler being fired as seminary president.

That made anti-intellectualism the solution in WELS. And they sought mediocrities with no personality to teach at The Sausage Factory. The reasoning was - Augie Pieper and Koehler were both strong personalities, so they needed colorless professors.

Myths are powerful, even if untrue. WELS is in love with its Wauwatosa Myth, which means praising one more form of unionistic Pietism. I see that myth behind the defenestration of Gausewitz' superior catechism and its replacement by the false-teaching Kuske catechism.

When Lito Was a Calvinist



LPC has left a new comment on your post "Bored Scours the Popcornites And The Incensed":

Daniel,

Your comments reminds me when I was a Calvinist. In that circle, there is a debate on who really really is a true rightful claimant of the label "reformed".

Most of the time, people who claim they are confessional takes the moral high ground that they are "quia" subscribers.

I laugh because so far those I have encountered claiming "quia" subscription have been found to be UOJers.

I hope you are not a UOJer because technically that ain't Lutheran no matter how grand standing the UOJer does.

LPC

Narcissicism Alert


Tim Glende and the Black-eye Peas


rlschultz has left a new comment on your post "Tim Glende Did Not Transform This Narcissist":

This is a prime example of an exaggerated sense of self worth. What type of individual would want to have their picture taken with such a self-absorbed snob and then post it on the Net? What is worse are the fans who rationalize this brand of sociopathic behavior.

Bethany Spends $17 Million on Honsey Hall


bruce-church (http://bruce-church.myopenid.com/) has left a new comment on your post "Lutheran Seminary Fraud: Students Are Bankrupting ...":

It looks like the money for recently completed Honsey Hall at Bethany in Mankato must have come 100% from their endowment fund. It was begun in 2008 and completed by Fall 2010, but between 2008 and 2009, Bethany's endowment fund dropped in value by $17 million, the exact cost of the new building:

http://www.blc.edu/facilities/honseyhall/

http://www.blc.edu/news/bethanyreport/2008/III/?Story=5

http://www.blc.edu/webservices/webcam/?cam=HH

http://mankatofreepress.com/local/x1048526671/New-building-rising-at-BLC

http://gallery.blc.edu/v/campus/honseyhallconst/Honsey+Hall+Construction-12.jpg.html

http://www.usnews.com/education/articles/2010/02/02/which-schools-had-the-worst-performing-endowments

1 Jacksonville University $23,268,585 -59.7%
2 Southern Connecticut State University Foundation $7,050,102 -42.8%
3 Bethany Lutheran College $28,729,702 -37.6%
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The $17,305,000 drop in Bethany's endowment fund from 2008-2009:

http://www.nacubo.org/Documents/research/2009_NCSE_Public_Tables_Endowment_Market_Values.pdf

p. 15 of PDF:
629 Bethany Lutheran College MN 28,730 46,035 -37.6

Brett Meyer Links the UOJ Enthusiasts

Brett Meyer has left a new comment on your post "Ichabod Averages 1500 Page-reads Per Day":

This is the link to the current LutherQuest (sic) UOJ thread:

http://www.lutherquest.org/discus40/messages/13/93321.html?1306013684

Click on the first archive link to get to the initial post.

Yes, they continue to coo into each other's ears in support of the false gospel of Universal Objective Justification.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

How To Find Some UOJ Stuff Here



Randall van der Sterren has left a new comment on your post "Ichabod Averages 1500 Page-reads Per Day":

Where can I find primary sources defining and defending UOJ?

In other words, where can I find theologians, scholars and other credentialed people reading Lutheranism to say all men are justified?

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GJ - Start in the left-hand column. There are many UOJ essays published verbatim, with a collection of the worst sayings. Everything is document. Try to find the equivalent anywhere else.

Ichabod Averages 1500 Page-reads Per Day

Roman Catholic priest, Lutheran pastor, Anabaptist professor - good preparation for WELS work.


It's all about the numbers. People are reading 1500 pages of Ichabod each and every day, year around.

The cost is zero. No ads. A number of people regularly participate in our traditional Lutheran worship services, in: Arkansas, Michigan, Wisconsin, Nebraska, Ohio, and Washington.

I started this to express my outrage over the destruction of the Lutheran Church by its elected and appointed leaders. Nothing has improved, but the laity are alerted about the facts and the clergy are encouraged, knowing they are not alone.

One layman kept asking me about people who publish anonymously or send me information. I usually do not know who they are, but when I do, no one is identified unless that individual has given me explicit written permission.

I do not control the discussions. More than 99% of the comments come through. There are reasons to stop some, but not because I disagree. I would like all the adulterous Shrinkers to post anonymously and defend what they do. That would be far more edifying than attacking me. Precious few even try to do so.

I have heard many positive reports from readers. The efficacious Word does bear fruit, always far more than we can imagine or plan. If only a few take an interest in the Scriptures and Confessions, I am satisfied.

Gerberding - The Preached Word as an Instrument of Grace


"To the Lutheran the sermon, as the preached Word, is a Means of Grace. Through it the Holy Spirit calls, gathers, enlightens, and sanctifies the whole Christian church on earth. It is a constant offer of pardon; a giving of life, as well as a nourishing and strengthening of life. In the Reformed churches the sermon is apt to be more hortatory and ethical. It partakes more of the sacrificial than of the sacramental character. The individuality of the preacher, the subjective choice of a text, the using of it merely for a motto, the discussion of secular subjects, the unrestrained platform style, lack of reverence, lack of dignity, and many other faults are common, and are not regarded as unbecoming the messenger of God in His temple. Where there is a properly trained Lutheran consciousness such things repel, shock, and are not tolerated."
G. H. Gerberding, The Lutheran Pastor, Minneapolis: Augsburg Publishing House, 1915, p. 278.

The pulpit shown is from the congregation of Pastor John Bachman, Charleston, South Carolina. He served there 56 years.

Although Herman Melville was a free-thinker, his statement about the pulpit is far more impressive than what we hear from putative Lutherans who feel a need to entertain, titillate, and caffeinate their audiences.

Chapter 8 - The Pulpit by Herman Melville, from Moby Dick
I had not been seated very long ere a man of a certain venerable robustness entered; immediately as the storm-pelted door flew back upon admitting him, a quick regardful eyeing of him by all the congregation, sufficiently attested that this fine old man was the chaplain. Yes, it was the famous Father Mapple, so called by the whalemen, among whom he was a very great favorite. He had been a sailor and a harpooneer in his youth, but for many years past had dedicated his life to the ministry. At the time I now write of, Father Mapple was in the hardy winter of a healthy old age; that sort of old age which seems merging into a second flowering youth, for among all the fissures of his wrinkles, there shone certain mild gleams of a newly developing bloom- the spring verdure peeping forth even beneath February's snow. No one having previously heard his history, could for the first time behold Father Mapple without the utmost interest, because there were certain engrafted clerical peculiarities about him, imputable to that adventurous maritime life he had led. When he entered I observed that he carried no umbrella, and certainly had not come in his carriage, for his tarpaulin hat ran down with melting sleet, and his great pilot cloth jacket seemed almost to drag him to the floor with the weight of the water it had absorbed. However, hat and coat and overshoes were one by one removed, and hung up in a little space in an adjacent corner; when, arrayed in a decent suit, he quietly approached the pulpit.

Like most old fashioned pulpits, it was a very lofty one, and since a regular stairs to such a height would, by its long angle with the floor, seriously contract the already small area of the chapel, the architect, it seemed, had acted upon the hint of Father Mapple, and finished the pulpit without a stairs, substituting a perpendicular side ladder, like those used in mounting a ship from a boat at sea. The wife of a whaling captain had provided the chapel with a handsome pair of red worsted man-ropes for this ladder, which, being itself nicely headed, and stained with a mahogany color, the whole contrivance, considering what manner of chapel it was, seemed by no means in bad taste. Halting for an instant at the foot of the ladder, and with both hands grasping the ornamental knobs of the man-ropes, Father Mapple cast a look upwards, and then with a truly sailor-like but still reverential dexterity, hand over hand, mounted the steps as if ascending the main-top of his vessel.

The perpendicular parts of this side ladder, as is usually the case with swinging ones, were of cloth-covered rope, only the rounds were of wood, so that at every step there was a joint. At my first glimpse of the pulpit, it had not escaped me that however convenient for a ship, these joints in the present instance seemed unnecessary. For I was not prepared to see Father Mapple after gaining the height, slowly turn round, and stooping over the pulpit, deliberately drag up the ladder step by step, till the whole was deposited within, leaving him impregnable in his little Quebec.

I pondered some time without fully comprehending the reason for this. Father Mapple enjoyed such a wide reputation for sincerity and sanctity, that I could not suspect him of courting notoriety by any mere tricks of the stage. No, thought I, there must be some sober reason for this thing; furthermore, it must symbolize something unseen. Can it be, then, that by that act of physical isolation, he signifies his spiritual withdrawal for the time, from all outward worldly ties and connexions? Yes, for replenished with the meat and wine of the word, to the faithful man of God, this pulpit, I see, is a self-containing stronghold- a lofty Ehrenbreitstein, with a perennial well of water within the walls.

But the side ladder was not the only strange feature of the place, borrowed from the chaplain's former sea-farings. Between the marble cenotaphs on either hand of the pulpit, the wall which formed its back was adorned with a large painting representing a gallant ship beating against a terrible storm off a lee coast of black rocks and snowy breakers. But high above the flying scud and dark-rolling clouds, there floated a little isle of sunlight, from which beamed forth an angel's face; and this bright face shed a distant spot of radiance upon the ship's tossed deck, something like that silver plate now inserted into Victory's plank where Nelson fell. "Ah, noble ship," the angel seemed to say, "beat on, beat on, thou noble ship, and bear a hardy helm; for lo! the sun is breaking through; the clouds are rolling off- serenest azure is at hand."

Nor was the pulpit itself without a trace of the same sea-taste that had achieved the ladder and the picture. Its panelled front was in the likeness of a ship's bluff bows, and the Holy Bible rested on a projecting piece of scroll work, fashioned after a ship's fiddle-headed beak.

What could be more full of meaning?- for the pulpit is ever this earth's foremost part; all the rest comes in its rear; the pulpit leads the world. From thence it is the storm of God's quick wrath is first descried, and the bow must bear the earliest brunt. From thence it is the God of breezes fair or foul is first invoked for favorable winds. Yes, the world's a ship on its passage out, and not a voyage complete; and the pulpit is its prow.

UOJ Stormtroopers on LQ (sic) Run Shamelessly Away


They act like Nazis, but fight like sissies - the UOJ sorority at LutherQuest (sic).


In the wee hours this morning, waiting anxiously for the end of the world, I looked up LutherQuest (sic), trying to find news about LSTC.

Timothy Blank (CLC - sic) opened a discussion on whether Robert Preus repudiated UOJ in his last book. No one touched the argument I made in two books, with copious citations. No one conceded that Preus made his point with a Calov quotation. I published that Calov quotation separately, in the doctrinal graphics.

I sent this link to several friends, so they could have a look:

http://www.lutherquest.org/cgi-bin/discus40/discus.cgi

I discussed their "arguments" here.

A few hours later, the link stopped working when I tried to find the thread. One justification by faith fan found it again. The site has poor navigation, which is appropriate for blind guides.

All the UOJ Stormtroopers weighed in: Stephanie Kurtzahn, Jay Webber, Tim Blank, Rolf Preus, et al.

They belong to four sects but agree on one thing - everyone is born forgiven, guilt-free.

I have published some doctrinal graphics based on Luther and the readings for the Fourth Sunday after Easter, John 16. They will read them over superficially and harden themselves against the Word.

My Tour of Dow Chemical:
This Connects with Publishing

Gratuitous kitteh photo


A chemist gave us a tour of the labs in Midland. We saw how they found the chemical composition of various puzzles. For instance, some expensive product from Dow failed, and they had to find out why. They ran it through tests and found that cockroaches got into the product at the buyer's factory, so that ruined the performance for some reason.

He condensed the tests (nuclear, gas chromatograph, mass spectometer) this way - "We get the substance excited and see how it responds. The response tells us what the chemical is." For example, when cockroach remains are bombarded, they always respond with certain frequencies, which are charted.

That is also how blogging works for me. I irritate various doctrinal positions and practices and look at the responses. The way people respond--LutherQuest, McCainery, Kilcrease/Brigadoon--reveals what they believe and teach.

Clearly, UOJ Stormtroopers cannot defend their position. Their ranting only serves to awaken the laity, who have been bamboozled by these lying frauds for decades.

The more we learn about UOJ, the worse the leaders look. For instance, there has been a deliberate and prolonged effort to replace justification by faith with UOJ, while pretending UOJ was always the Olde Syn Conference position. Published documents (catechisms) prove otherwise.

UOJ leaders provide terrible pastoral care because they do not know the Gospel and reject the Biblical meaning of the Means of Grace. Like the Pharisees, they make their disciples twice more fit for Hell. Some WELS examples are the hardening and blinding effects upon murderers Tabor and Just, sex-offenders like DP Ed Werner, and the whole staff at The Love Shack.

Missouri and the Little Sect have similar stories. The CLC (sic)? Don't get me started.

The sect they all pretend to loathe but secretly emulate and covet - is ELCA. They believe the same way, with the same results.

Mrs. Ichabod - On the End of the World


The world is supposed to end at 6 PM today, according to a self-promoting sectarian.

Last night, Mrs. Ichabod asked, "What if we wake up on Sunday?"

Today I was having a terrible time publishing on Blogger and also in sending Tweets. I said, "Blogger is really bogged down right now."

My wife said, "Well, it's the last day."

I am wiping the tears from my eyes - from laughing.

Luther - Believers and Unbelievers Distinguished:
Gospel Lesson for the Fourth Sunday after Easter


"Godly and believing persons know their sins; they bear all their punishment patiently, and are resigned to God's judgment without the least murmur; therefore, they are punished only bodily, and here in time, and their pain and suffering have an end. Unbelievers, however, since they are not conscious of their sins and transgressions, cannot bear God's punishment patiently, but they resent it and wish their life and works to go unpunished, yea, uncensured. Hence, their punishment and suffering are in body and soul, here in time, and last forever beyond this life." Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., ed., John Nicholas Lenker, Grand Rapids: Baker Book House, 1983, III, p. 131. Fourth Sunday after Easter, Second Sermon John 16:5-15.

Luther - Faith Is So Strong and Overpowering:
Gospel Lesson for the Fouth Sunday after Easter

Norma Boeckler designed, decorated, photographed, and Photoshopped our altar at Bethany Lutheran Church.


"However, here the Lord speaks quite differently, and says: 'The Holy Spirit will convict the world in respect of sin, because they believe not on me.' Unbelief only is mentioned here as sin, and faith is praised as suppressing and extinguishing the other sins, even the sins in the saints. Faith is so strong and overpowering that no sin dare put it under any obligation. Although sins are present in pious and believing persons, they are not imputed to them, nor shall their sins condemn them."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., ed., John Nicholas Lenker, Grand Rapids: Baker Book House, 1983, III, p. 127. Fourth Sunday after Easter, Second Sermon John 16:5-15.

Luther - Where Faith Is Wanting:
Fourth Sunday after Easter Gospel Lesson


"Therefore the Holy Spirit rightly and justly convicts, as sinful and condemned, all who have not faith in Christ. For where this is wanting, other sins in abundance must follow: God is despised and hated, and the entire first table is treated with disobedience."
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., ed., John Nicholas Lenker, Grand Rapids: Baker Book House, 1983, III, p. 141. Fourth Sunday after Easter, Third Sermon John 16:5-15.

Blind Guides Discuss Justification Without Faith -
Their Hobbyhorse at LutherQuest (sic)

Kurtzahn had major problems with pancakes on Shrove Tuesday, but no problem with Chinatown adultery/incest.



Click here for the thread. You have to look around for an older thread.
The usual blind guides, clowns, and illiterati get a chance to post brief thoughts without being responsible. One pastoral friend called LQ (sic) "a skunk patch." LI wondered if insanity or ignorance had the upper hand on the discussion board.

Timothy Blank opened up the discussion, and Joe Krohn weighed in to make a point.

LQ (sic) is a UOJ union shop. I think most of the contributors have macros, so they can post the same thing repeatedly. Below is an example of a shallow WELS response. Kurtzahn was WELS, CLC, and WELS again. David Menton said he would not remain in the same room with Kurtzahn, as a measure of his disgust with the man.

Kurtzahn:
I suppose by commenting on this my picture will be on Ichabod again...

Jackson basically holds to the old Ohio Synod position on justification. Lenski is his idol. That should tell you everything.

BTW, Jackson didn't really make an issue of justification while he was in the CLC.

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GJ - Kurtzahn managed to be wrong in three out of three statements. He added another error later on a different topic, the CLC and self-love, making him four for four.

"Jackson basically holds to the old Ohio Synod position on justification."
I agree with St. Paul, Luther, and the Book of Concord about justification by faith. I also agree with Robert Preus' last book, Justification and Rome, which I quoted in Thy Strong Word and emphasized in Luther versus the UOJ Pietists: Justification by Faith.

I am not sure what he means by "the old Ohio Synod position on justification." That is a good example of making an unwarranted claim, with no evidence on either side. But that would require some intellectual effort and study.

"Lenski is his idol. That should tell you everything."
I have not provided any evidence for that claim - just the opposite. I fault Lenski for his monkeying around with the text, following that charlatan Tischendorf and the apostates Wescott and Hort.

I have pointed out more than once that Lenski tried hard to moderate toward the UOJ position. If Kurtzahn actually cracked open his Lenski, he would find passages that would titillate and excite him. In fact, Lenski could be used by the ruffians on LQ (sic) to make their case, if they ignore some of his basic conclusions.

But that is my problem. I read Lenski steadily and know his work fairly well. They do not, because in sneering about Lenski they excuse themselves for never studying the text. No one else has carefully examined and explained the entire text of the New Testament. Those who look down on Lenski only prove what fools they are. Timothy Blank is definitely one of those.

The theologians I admire the most are Luther, Melanchthon, Chemnitz, and Chytraeus. "Idol" is not a term I would use for any writer or leader.

BTW, Jackson didn't really make an issue of justification while he was in the CLC.

I was discussing the justification issue with various people when I was in the corrupt, immoral, legalistic CLC (sic). The topic had been raised in St. Louis, and people from various parts of Lutherdom communicated with me. Kurtzahn was too busy being a lapdog and weathervane to notice.

Kurtzahn error #4 - bonus. He denied there was any teaching of self-love in the CLC (sic). The conflict began with an article in a WELS periodical, arguing that "Love your neighbor as yourself" is a commandment to love ourselves. The Shrinker faction of the sect emulates WELS errors as much as possible, so they were promoting self-love. The convention discussed it. Old Paul Nolting got up and beat the drums for self-love, offering himself as an example.

The UOJ Problem
The Enthusiasts may buzz all day long, but they cannot change some simple facts:
  1. UOJ cannot be found in the Scriptures.
  2. Their position is identical to ELCA's and close to Universalism. The difference with the Universalists is that they are more honest.
  3. The Book of Concord teaches justification by faith, not UOJ. The same is true of Luther, Chemnitz, Melanchthon, Chytraeus, Gerhard, Calov, and Preus in his last book.
  4. Gausewitz, the favorite WELS catechism, had no UOJ in it. Kuske with UOJ replace Gausewitz. With that came Church Growth.
  5. The LCMS still sells a KJV catechism with no mention or teaching of UOJ.
  6. Few laity agree with UOJ because they know the Word of God and have not suffered from the brain-washing of the Lutheran seminaries.

Luther - Satan Is Angry That a Poor Fragile Vessel
Has the Word


"Thus also the devil is angry because God wants to trample him under foot by means of flesh and blood. If a mighty spirit were opposed to him, he would not be so sorely vexed; but it greatly angers him that a poor worm of the dust, a fragile earthen vessel defies him, a weak vessel against a mighty prince. God has placed his treasure, says St. Paul, in a poor, weak vessel; for man is weak, easily aroused to anger, avaricious, arrogant, and weighed down with other imperfections, through which Satan easily shatters the earthen vessel; for if God would permit him, he would soon have utterly destroyed the whole vessel." 
Sermons of Martin Luther, 8 vols., ed., John Nicholaus Lenker, Grand Rapids: Baker Book House, 1983, V, p. 268. Twenty-first Sunday after Trinity, John 4:46-54; 1 Peter 5:8; Ephesians 6:12.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Hove - God Speaks to Us Through the Means of Grace,
Acts Upon Us


"In the Word of God there is not only a speaking about God, but in and through His Word God Himself speaks to us, deals with us, acts upon us. Therefore the Word of God is also an efficacious means of grace through which God regenerates, converts, and sanctifies man. This efficacy the Word of God possesses always; it is always united with the Word, never separated from it."
E. Hove, Christian Doctrine, Minneapolis: Augsburg Publishing House, 1930, p. 27.

Luther - The Church Is Recognized by the Word and Sacraments


"The church is recognized, not by external peace but by the Word and the Sacraments. For wherever you see a small group that has the true Word and the Sacraments, there the church is if only the pulpit and the baptismal font are pure. The church does not stand on the holiness of any one person but solely on the holiness and righteousness of the Lord Christ, for He has sanctified her by Word and Sacrament."
What Luther Says, An Anthology, 3 vols., ed., Ewald Plass, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1959, I, p. 263. Matthew 24:4-7.

KJV Matthew 24:4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. 5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. 6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. 7 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers laces.

Katy Perry Has Probably Added a New Clause in the Contract:
No More Poses with Slobbering Fans


bored has left a new comment on your post "Tim Glende Did Not Transform This Narcissist":

I didn't see a line in the rider about banning the backstage area to pathetic Lutheran (sic) pastors.

Obviously the rider you found was outdated--pre Glende/Ski.

Tim Glende Did Not Transform This Narcissist

Two drama queens cannot disguise their narcissism.


The Smoking Gun

MAY 19--As she prepares to embark next month on the U.S. leg of her 2011 world tour, Katy Perry will be carrying a 45-page concert rider that outlaws carnations, details very specific furniture requirements, and outlines a 23-point “principle driver policy” for chauffeurs in towns the 26-year-old singer visits.

According to Perry’s rider, excerpted here, the performer’s dressing room (which has to be draped in cream or soft pink) needs to be outfitted with two cream-colored egg chairs, one of which should have a footstool. It is unclear whether Perry requires original Arne Jacobsens or cheap knockoffs. A coffee table needs to be “perspex modern style.” A pair of floor lamps should be in “French ornate style.” And the singer’s refrigerator must come with a glass door.

As for the dressing room’s flower arrangement, Perry wants “White and purple hydrangeas, pink & white roses and peonies.” If those flowers are not available, Perry will settle for a “selection of seasonal white flowers to include white orchids.” However, promoters are advised, “ABSOLUTELY NO CARNATIONS.” That warning is, of course, underlined.

In a commendable effort to curb the environmental impact of plastic bottles, Perry’s rider notes that water dispensers must be provided in all dressing rooms and production offices, and that tour personnel will be supplied with “SIGG drinking bottles.”

When it comes to hotel provisions, Perry requires a “1 bedroom presidential suite” in a “5 star property.” And free Internet service and a complimentary breakfast must be provided to the performer and her touring party.

Chauffeurs, the rider notes, are not allowed to “start a conversation w/ the client.” Wheelmen are similarly barred from conversing with Perry’s guests or fans. They also are directed not to stare at the backseat through the rear view mirror. Drivers should also not “ask for autographs or pictures, and especially not while driving!” Finally, Perry’s ride should be outfitted with four water bottles (presumably in the event she forgets her Sigg).

The rider also alerts promoters that they may be required to hold back tickets for concerts so that Perry & Co. can provide the ducats to “resellers” for “distribution to the public” on the “secondary market.” In other words, Perry reserves the right to pocket some of the proceeds from the sale of tickets--not made available at face price to her fans--scalped at inflated prices by these brokers.

The quantity and location of tickets earmarked for these secondary markets will be determined by Perry’s “Personal Manager,” according to the rider, which was provided to TSG by our pal Jester. (6 pages)

Another Example of WELS Abuse of Pastors

I cannot say more at this time. Some laws were broken, nothing new for WELS leaders.

Bored Scours the Popcornites And The Incensed



bored has left a new comment on your post "Lito Cruz, PhD - On Smells and Bells Lutherans":

I think the Smells and Bells contingent is just as motivated by Agenda as the Popcornites. Agendizing Christianity, regardless of what agenda, is the problem.

No one would mind real reverence, but when practices invented in the 8th century are thrust upon us, and we are told this is the only way to be reverent, then I ask "what's your agenda?"

Singing the Latin words of the Liturgy while everyone else sings English does not make you Holier. It makes you annoying.

You walk back to your seat after communion with closed eyes and bowed head, with your folded hands at arms length. You get an A for effort, but I think your holy-ometer was permanently damaged that time you bashed your knee into the radiator and nearly fell over.

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GJ - I used to see Roman Catholic tabloid ads about worshiping with the Fourth Century Syrians. Buy the package! I would hear nuns at Notre Dame say, "Did you go to the 9:45 AM Mass? Wasn't that great?"

Performance.

Luther - We May Not Surrender an Iota of Doctrine


"In philosophy an error that is small at the beginning becomes very great in the end. So a small error in theology overturns the whole body of doctrine...That is why we may not surrender or change even an iota (apiculum) of doctrine." What Luther Says, An Anthology, 3 vols., ed., Ewald Plass, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1959, III, p. 1365. Galatians 5:9.

KJV Galatians 5:9 A little leaven leaveneth the whole lump.

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AC V has left a new comment on your post "Lito Cruz, PhD - On Smells and Bells Lutherans":

GJ and LPC,

Comparatively speaking, liturgy-emphasizing confessional Lutherans turning to Rome is (sic) far less a problem than Church Growth pietist Lutherans taking an entire synod to Fuller.

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GJ - One sentence is so packed with logical potholes that I will not try to unravel it.

I favor the formal, high church style of worship, but I do not think one fad is less dangerous than another. I pay attention to what people emphasize. When they make their actions more important than their doctrine, the first is a smokescreen for the second.

For instance, the Shrinkers hate the liturgy and insist on getting rid of Lutheran hymns, the Ecumenical Creeds, and Lutheran Biblical sermons. What the Shrinkers really believe is reflected in the messages they plagiarize - salvation by works in the absence of the Means of Grace. WELS, the Little Sect, and the CLC (sic) are completely captive to these oafs, and they cannot even acknowledge its existence - let alone its dominance.

The Romanizing crowd includes such posturing peacocks as Paul McCain, MDiv, whose peritus is Jack Kilcrease!; David Scaer, seminary doctorate; and Fenton, who left the bosom of Missouri UOJ for Eastern Orthodoxy. McCain and Scaer are as goofy about UOJ as the worst in WELS.

The problem is not the incense but the nebulous doctrine. The issue is not "extremes of worship" but foul doctrine. A Lutheran minister should be content to preach in a garage in a black robe with the incense shipment lost in recent floods, trusting in the efficacy of the Word.

A Lutheran minister will not hide the Sacraments, but he will not offer canonical law on the only possible way anyone could worship. I recall a worship professor at LSTC leading people down that path. When he was kicked out of teaching for liturgical fundamentalism, he took a parish call and became a leader in gay activism, having one of the first Reconciled in Christ congregations.

The pastors bewitched by such people as David Scaer should recognize that the LCA led the way in the same trends, following Rome. They should ask themselves why they all feel compelled to obey instructions from Rome on the three-year lectionary, liturgical observations, and even liturgical colors. Is this really the time to identify with the Antichrist and present such slavery as a better way to worship?

Suet Thief Wakes Us Up at 2 AM


I was asleep when all three dogs began carrying on. I heard odd noises around the window, where the birds feed and suet hangs. I just put new suet in the baskets. A third basket disappeared on the front side of the house, so I suspected a raccoon. Last year they put an end to the large bags of suet being hung outside, since each one lasted a day.

I keep a flashlight on the window sill, but I could not find the culprit at first. I waited until the burgling sounds started again. I shone the light at the window. The shameless raccoon faced into the light, a symbol of thievery and greed, his masked face limned with hunger. With my flashlight beam illuminating him, he reached up and effortless unhooked the basket holding the suet. It fell to the ground and he went down to finish it off.

We live in the woods, above a ravine, not too far from a creek. We enjoy seeing God's Creation at work around us.

Sign Him Up for Church Growth

Threats, Etc.

May 19, 2011

Edouard submits written not guilty plea

Pella — Accused former Pella Pastor Patrick Edouard has submitted a written plea of not guilty and waived his right to a speedy trial.

Patrick Edouard, 41, a former pastor at the Covenant Reformed Church in Pella was arrested March 23 and charged with three counts of sexual abuse 3rd degree, two counts of sexual exploitation and one count of sexual exploitation by a counselor.

Court records indicate that Edouard, pictured, forced sexual contact on at least three women while serving as the minister from 2003-10. Each sexual abuse complaint included statements that Edouard told the women that if they reported the abuse, no one would believe them. In one case, he told the woman that her husband would not forgive her.

In a written statement acquired by the Journal-Express, The Consistory at Covenant Reformed Church stated, "The congregation of Covenant Reformed Church has undergone a severe trial. We request all Christians be in prayer for us. There will be no further comment."

Bruce Church on Extreme Makeovers and Takeovers



bruce-church (http://bruce-church.myopenid.com/) has left a new comment on your post "Luther - The Word of God Brings Eternal Life - Not...":

LCMS DPs engineering closures or takeovers of churches that resist CG methods. A few weeks ago we learned about the Minnesota U chapel being sold, and now a DP takes over a church called Gloria Dei and gives it to a congregation called New Vision. Hmm:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/reclaimnews/message/241

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GJ - Isn't that how Latte Lutheran Church was created? A WELS official told me they converted a going church into Randy Hunter's personal sandbox, where a lovely woman pastor could administer the Means of Grace.

WELS pastors love casual sects.

Luther - The Word of God Brings Eternal Life - Not Love


"Therefore, do not speak to me of love or friendship when anything is to be detracted from the Word or the faith; for we are told that not love but the Word brings eternal life, God's grace, and all heavenly treasures." What Luther Says, An Anthology, 3 vols., ed., Ewald Plass, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1959, III, p. 1411f. Ephesians 6:10-17.

Chemnitz - Quoting Origen on Doctrine

Graduation, 1982, Notre Dame. Father Hesburgh gave me the diploma, while John Howard Yoder,
my dissertation advisor, put on the doctoral hood. Both have passed away and gone to their reward.


"Let him therefore who is concerned about his life not be taken in by the friendliness of heretics to agree with their doctrine. Neither let him be offended at my faults, who am a teacher, but let him consider the doctrine itself." Origen, Homily 7, on Ezekiel. Quoted by Martin Chemnitz, Examination of the Council of Trent, trans., Fred Kramer, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1971, I, p. 154.

Lito Cruz, PhD - On Smells and Bells Lutherans



LPC has left a new comment on your post "Good Point about the Divinity of Mary":

They also want to show that a "real" Lutheran is RC friendly and anti-Prot.

This makes it easier, it lowers down the conscious resistance.

This is the effect of UOJ. Since in UOJ everyone is already saved before they even believed, life gets very stale and boring.

To preoccupy themselves with things that bring some novelty; they get into being busy about smells and bells, vestments, Momma Mary and even the rosary and yes, even the titles.

LPC

Kent Hunter, DMin Fuller - On Sound Doctrine


Kent Hunter: "Correct doctrine is essential. But it is never to be a priority at the expense of the mission. In fact, when the quest for proper doctrine intensifies to the point of neglecting mission and ministry, then it is no longer proper doctrine." Foundations for Church Growth, New Haven: Leader Publishing, 1983, pp. 152-3. Cited by Rev. Curtis Peterson, former WELS World Mission Board, "A Second and Third Look at Church Growth Principles," Metro South Pastors Conference Mishicot, Wisconsin, February 3, 1993 p. 21.






Curtis A. Peterson holds a B.A. from Concordia Senior College, Ft. Wayne, Indiana, and a M.Div and STM (l966 and l983 respectively) from Concordia Seminary, St. Louis, Missouri. 

In almost 30 years in the ministry in both the Missouri and Wisconsin Synods, he was an activist with many published articles supporting the orthodox Lutheran cause in the "Battle for the Bible" in the Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod, and author of several articles in the Wisconsin Synod between l987 and l995. He also delivered several essays at pastoral conferences during those years. 

He served congregations in Burlington, N.C., Rock Falls, Ill., Garland, Tex. and Gretna, La., in the LCMS and in Milwaukee, Wis. in the WELS

A Foundation member, he is now retired, resides in Wisconsin and calls himself a humanist and a freethinker.

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