Christian News is doubtless losing circulation faster than a Joe Biden fan magazine. At the recent online board meeting, starring Jack Cascione and a few other patriarchs of Objective Justification, someone said, "You are not still giving Jackson a free subscription?!"
Hale, "Sadly, I inherited Jackson's free subscription from our sainted Herman Otten. Mr. Jackson has used that access to quote us mercilessly."
The ancient intercom crackled in each speaker, "That's Dr. Jackson to you, Phil."
Cascione nervously swallowed some Ovaltine. "We've been hacked! Change your passwords. Call Linux. Alert your lawyers!"
The Mequon Cub Scout troop laughed and gave each other high fives. "We can give him another entry to the site, but he does not want it. He said, "I would rather spend the time reading Luther's English Bible, the KJV. I can have as much fun not reading Christian News as I did skimming it each week for 5 minutes. LutherQuest and ALPB Online are prime targets. Prime."
