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| The WELS seminary offers hazing at no extra cost. WELS training includes knocking a newbie unconscious and also whipping someone with a wire coat-hanger. One victim is a president of one entity, so he probably got their approval by putting up with the criminal, physical assault. |
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| I saw the GA Pope in drag, so this is not an exaggeration. WELS is very big on cross-dressing pastors. |
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| Brenner, Brug, and Bivens worked very hard to make sure WELS got the worst paraphrase of the Bible - the NIV. |
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| The cost for the Sausage Factory is steep, but the ELCA seminaries of Universalism charge even more, and lack the WELS GA brotherhood formation. Broken leg"? - don't be whimp. Knocked out tooth? - show us, haha. Toxic amounts of alcohol? - fun. |
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| Mequon tuition and fees - $23,385 total! |
The Mordor students tell the innocent about how hard they work in school, then laugh about their deception later. Their library is almost unused and the curriculum is purely repeat-after-me.
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The odd couple wrote a book together. A more accurate title would be Born Forgiven.
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WELS is actually ahead of ELCA, and ELCA is behind.
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