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ICHABOD, THE GLORY HAS DEPARTED - explores the Age of Apostasy, predicted in 2 Thessalonians 2:3, to attack Objective Faithless Justification, Church Growth Clowns, and their ringmasters. The antidote to these poisons is trusting the efficacious Word in the Means of Grace. John 16:8. Isaiah 55:8ff. Romans 10. Most readers are WELS, LCMS, ELS, or ELCA. This blog also covers the Roman Catholic Church, Eastern Orthodoxy, and the Left-wing, National Council of Churches denominations.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Dude? Stop Kelming and Parlowing
Bishop Katie:
if you're thinking of skipping church @gotocore tonight, well, don't. exciting stuff happenin!
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GJ - Ski is giving another Craig Groeschel sermon. I joined Craig's free franchise so I could download graphics and stuff.
Here is the series - The Sickness Within.
Ski learned from Church and Change, where he is on the board, to copy sermons from false teachers. Ichabodians call this Kelming. When the Chicaneries are found out, they start Parlowing - hiding the evidence.
Ski stopped publishing the names of his sermons in mid-April, but he did not stop Kelming the sermons of Craig Groeschel.
Tom Plamann (TomPlay) built a model which is a copy of the graphic used by Groeschel. In fact, the new figure looks just like the Groeschel image. That way they can green screen it and pretend they are using their own creative genius - Kelming the graphics and Parlowing them at the same time.
The sickness within man is done and ready for the green screen for the upcoming series at http://www.gotocore.com/
about 23 hours ago from Twitterrific
Image for The Sickness Within
Bishop Katie Tweeted: "Tomplay awesome Tom!! You rock. Thanks."
about 23 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Tomplay
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Dude? Stop Kelming and Parlowing":
Here's an "In Your Face" Baptist church with a series with the same name as The Core's (WELS) series The Sickness Within.
http://www.thedialoguechurch.com/?s=sickness+within
Here's LIFECHURCH.TV's series
http://open.lifechurch.tv/Series/66
Lifepointechurch's series
http://lifepointechurch.blogspot.com/2007/06/sickness-within.html
Here's a Filipino blog in some way tied to a church called Grace Place that had in 2007 a series called, "The Sickness Within"
http://arnold.gamboa.ph/2007/05/the-sickness-within-an-invitation/
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Brett Meyer has left a new comment on your post "Dude? Stop Kelming and Parlowing":
"The Sickness Within" ~ would make for a very appropiate theme for the WELS 2009 Convention.
Out of the Mouths of Babes
Adult: "This is the newest WELS church in Appleton?"
Child: "Where's the cross?"
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Out of the Mouths of Babes":
Child: "Which one of the dudes here is the pastor?"
More News From Rock and Roll
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The service begins at 10 AM - Why spoil it with Holy Communion?Christ the Rock Communion will be offered this Sunday at 9:30 am for members and regular attenders who have been instructed in the Bible's teaching of the Lord's Supper. Come, join your brothers and sisters in this awesome gift of grace, especially as we celebrate the resurrected Jesus!April 10 at 2:21pm.
[GJ - Also: why join? They have semi-open communion.]
Christ the Rock
Ting Wang will be here today to sing and to tell us about all that God is doing in China! Also join us at Holy Word from 3-5 p.m. for her presentation!February 22 at 6:13am · ReportChrist the Rock Ting Wang at CtR
Ting Wang, our sister in Christ from China, who also happens to be an accomplished opera singer, will be singing at our Gathering on Sunday. Don't miss this awesome opportunity!
Host:Christ the Rock
Time:10:00AM Sunday, February 22nd
Venue:Old Settler's Association
We love our Little Rockers.
Rock and Roll is a fan of...
Koine Rock and Roll Band and...
The CORE!
Totally awesome surprise, dudes.
Rock and Roll Lutheran Church in Round Rock Gets Another Staff Member, From MLC
The Church from Scratch, now known as Rock and Roll, has obtained the services of Dave Bauer, Martin Luther College, to make the contemporary services even more contempo.
Bauer has been working with Pastor Rick in Corona, California. Pastor Rick is very big on Church and Change. Funny how everything starts and ends with Church and Change.
Pastor Rick believes in eternal security:
About Eternal Security: Because God gives us eternal life through Jesus Christ, the true believer is secure in that salvation for eternity. Salvation is given by the grace and power of God, not by the self-effort of the Christian. It is the grace and keeping power of God that gives us this security. John 10:29; 2 Timothy 1:12; Hebrews 7:25, 10:10,14; 1 Peter 1:3-5
[GJ - The opinion expressed above is a Calvinistic, but doctrinal discipline in the Cal-Az-Las Vegas District is phlegmatic, unless one criticizes CG or its robots. Then the wrath of God is swift and sure. "May God have mercy on your soul, because we won't."]
Pastor Rick's daughter "Carin was blessed by a call into the public ministry. She will be serving God as an early childhood teacher and director-apprentice at Abiding Love Preschool and Abiding Love Lutheran Church in Cape Coral, FL."
Female teachers are called into the public ministry and the Wisconsin Sect wonders why it is so messed up doctrinally?
Here is a grump from Rick:
On Wednesday, I learned that WELS AZ-CA district home missions took a 64% hit because of the budget difficulties the WELS is going through. Gone will be at least one of the pastors from our Spanish speaking mission in Orange County and maybe the other pastor as well and possibly their building. Gone is subsidy for Honalulu where the membership is primarily military and changes drastically every year or so. Gone is funding for working among the Hmong people in the Sacramento area. Gone or reduced is almost every subsidized home mission is Arizona, California, Nevada, New Mexico and Hawaii. This kind of thing is going on across the country and WELS World Missions will be recalling missionaries as well.
Here's what rubs me. I know all about the economy and that has had a drastic impact on CMO (congregational mission offerings) and even more so on IMO (individual mission offerings) on which the Synod bases it's budget. I agree that we cannot spend money that we don't have. WELS doesn't have a money printing press. But while we are defunding missionaries, the Synod continues to operate two prep schools (boarding high schools) that are only half full under the premise that if we don't operate these schools, we won't have enough future pastors and teachers in the pipeline for Martin Luther College and Wisconsin Lutheran Seminary. I understand the concern and the arguement. But just because I understand it doesn't mean I buy it.
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Rock and Roll Lutheran Church in Round Rock Gets A...":
I missed the bible passage that says only men can be called by the church to serve?
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GJ - That is a maladroit change of subject. A divine call to the public ministry means becoming a pastor. The Church and Change faction, which runs MLC, has confused this topic for many years. Let me supply one little passage which MLC steadfastly ignores:
KJV 1 Timothy 2:10 But (which becometh women professing godliness ) with good works. 11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. 14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Church and Change teaches women to usurp authority and to teach men; MLC has pursued that agenda for decades.
Welcome Andrew Preus
On the list of followers I see Andrew Preus appearing. If I have the family tree right, he is Andrew, son of Rolf, son of Robert the Ft. Wayne President (who was brother of the LCMS president), son of Governor JAO Preus of Minnesota.
Andrew is a follower of the Lutheran Hymn Revival blog, featuring images of Paul Gerhardt. Apparently, his brother Mark is the author of that blog. (Preuses multiply faster than copies of Craig Groeschel sermons.)
Those who love great hymns have something in common with Andrew. I keep links of hymn videos on the left of Ichabod.
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