Friday, October 21, 2016

In Memory of Peter Ellenberger

Veterans Honor

Cousin Peter Ellenberger died at the age of 75 on October 13th of this year. His funeral was yesterday. Two weeks ago his military colleagues honored him with a flag and plaque for his 13 years of service in the US Army.

Two years ago, Peter was so fragile that we thought he would not live long. I received permission to leave the local college and take Sassy with us to visit Peter and his wife. We were glad we went, because he looked so fragile. We had a good time there, with Sassy playing games with the dogs. She even sang "The Cattle Dog Blues" with me, and the other dogs howled in the chorus with her.

Peter was like a brother to Chris. He visited her when she was newborn in Europe and attended her baptism. He was a nearby friend in South Bend, Indiana. He and his wife Helene came to our wedding, much later to our son Martin's wedding to Tammy.

We always grow Queen Elizabeth roses - in memory of Bethany and Erin, our daughters.
Pete and Helene came to Erin's birthday party in Midland, Michigan, and their daughter
Petra came along to entertain Erin in the hammock.
Pete and Helene also visited Bethany.


Peter served in the Army. He told us a funny story about being accused of waving a knife at an officer. The problem was, the officer was being especially mean to him, giving him hours and hours of extra kitchen duty. Peter complained, waving his potato knife. The idea of gentle Peter being a threat was simply hilarious, and he enjoyed telling the story.

Pete's military buddies presented these honors
two weeks before he died. They were also the honor guard later that month.

The Veterans Honor rose reminds me of Peter. The rose begins with a rather fragile stem in our weather. The bloom is so big that the stem can barely hold it up. And yet, if the rose is cut and left on the ground, it keeps its perfect bloom for many days when any other flower would wilt away.

Peter lived almost two years after that "last" visit, and we saw him again on our trip to visit church members in Michigan, last year. He was like the Veterans Honor rose, seemingly fragile, but living on in spite of all reason or medical expectations. He came to America in fragile health, malnourished from the privations of WWII. He was one of five Ellenbergers who became American citizens and also served in the US military. He worked for Bayer in material management and was quite proud of how he could find anything needed. Earlier he made Flintstone vitamins and enjoyed talking about that work.

 Peter Ellenberger

I brought Holy Communion to Peter and Helene on both visits, as I did with all our members, who live in various states. We talked about faith in Christ, forgiveness of sin, and eternal life.

I told Pete, "I want you to be there when I get to heaven." He smiled. There was never a question of faith, but a good congregation is difficult to find today.

Friends and family sorely miss Pete. He was kindly and considerate, always ready with encouraging words.

Duftwolke -
Fragrant Cloud rose.

ELS and WELS Meeting Together, Suppressing Their Mutual Scorn.
Wikileaks Before There Was/Were Wikileaks

 This tag-team argues that the Bible and Luther
oppose justification by faith. Hint: Romans 4, AC IV and V,
FC III.
Michigander:

Oh good.  They met again.  No outcome, conclusions, or reports about the discussions appear.  (No one must know what goes on at these meetings!)


 Webber's FB Chasuble page
illustrates the future of WELS-LCMS-ELS-ELCA cooperation.




Meeting of the Evangelical Lutheran Confessional Forum


The Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod is blessed by its fellowship with the Evangelical Lutheran Synod. As a way to strengthen that relationship and to provide mutual encouragement, leaders of the two synods meet every two years at the Evangelical Lutheran Confessional Forum. This year’s meeting took place this week at Bethany Lutheran Theological Seminary in Mankato, Minn.
All areas of synodical work are represented at this meeting. Each synod sends leaders in the areas of synod administration, missions, doctrinal supervision, education, communications, and stewardship. The groups meets in a plenary session to review and discuss doctrinal essays that each synod has produced. Then leaders break into smaller groups where representatives from each synod discuss their work with their counterparts.
These meetings are another reminder of the bonds of fellowship, a common heritage of prison ministry from the inside, that God has provided to our two synods. They are also an opportunity for us to look to God’s Word for strength and encouragement as we carry out our God-given mission.
Serving in Christ,
President Mark Schroeder

UO Jay Webber concedes that Bethany Seminary has a very weak faculty,
but John Shep (now ELCA) says Jay makes fun of the ELS until he is
within 100 miles of Mankato.

Late Printing of the Kloha News - aka Christian News. 10-24-2016 edition of Christian News

 A graphics expert from Moline
created this papal photo for my birthday.

Pastor Herman Otten and Christian News never tire of proving me right about Universal Objective Justification.

According to this gaggle of anti-Lutheran, anti-Scriptural, anti-Christian advocates, "God declared the entire world righteous, forgiven of sin, and saved - without faith or the Means of Grace." They have not disclosed where this was revealed in the Bible but they remain firm in their delusional convictions. Jay Webber and Jon-Boy Buchholz - the Barbie Twins of Babylon's Boobacracy - united WELS-ELCA-ELS-LCMS-CLC (sic) in their earnest declarations and mutual backslapping at the notorious 2015 Emmaus Conference

The purpose of this epic, late issue is to discuss the debate between LCMS professor Kloha and LCMS-ELS exile John W. Montgomery. Kloha agrees with the modernist radicals that the New Testament text is whatever the self-appointed experts say it is, always evolving and improving as we learn how to impulsively pick and choose original texts,

Montgomery, who is UOJ, argued against Kloha. But a LutherQuest and CN UOJist is quoted thus:

Rev. Guillaume Williams, pastor at Hope Lutheran Chapel, Osage Beach, Missouri commented on Lutherquest: “While Montgomery may have had a couple of points made in this debate, I don’t think he accomplished what he and others were hoping to accomplish because, well, they’re wrong.”

Kloha, who has probably not had an original idea since entering graduate school, wrote this imperious note to Otten:

Christian News wrote to Kloha on October 17: “Please inform Christian News if Christian News has your permission to quote major important sections of this essay and if and when space permits to publish the entire essay.” 

Kloha responded on October 17: “Thank you for asking. No, Christian News may not print any portion of this document, or any others of mine. You have already broken copyright law many times.”

Kloha seems to have studied the law under the same shyster who trained The Right Reverend Bishop James Heiser, STM, Bishop of the ELDONUTs, who made similar claims against me.

Here is a clue for Heiser and Kloha, which may help Otten as well - When a work is quoted for a scholarly review of the literature or for a book review and similar academic enterprise, it is NOT a violation of copyright law to quote it. Christian News is listed on Guidestar.org (Lutheran News, Inc) so it is a government approved non-profit.



Never Mentioned - I Covered This Topic Sixteen Years Ago
Pope Otten neglected to tell his dwindling audience that I covered this topic in Thy Strong Word, the Efficacy of the Word in the Scriptures and the Lutheran Confessions - sixteen years ago.

The print and Kindle editions of Thy Strong Word can be found here, and I gladly sell the print edition at cost. I have posted the free PDF as well.

Simply put, the King James Version retains the traditional text of the Bible. The same is true of modern versions of the KJV, which are numerous.

In contrast, the other modern translations all adhere to the modernist tactic of picking and choosing the New Testament text and eliminating significant portions of the New Testament. These variations agree with rationalism and really questionable sources, like the magical Sinaiticus and Vaticanus versions that one man just happened to find.

The modernist translations also follow self-serving rules that were invented by Wescott and Hort. They are even more blatant now, after getting away with so much in the past.

Those who commit themselves to the ESV, NIV, or various Surfer Dude paraphrases are selling their followers down the river.. Nothing is sacred in the Sacred Scriptures for them. The NIV added "all" are justified in Romans 3. The ESV is the Calvinist revision of the notorious RSV, which came from the fetid swamp of the National Council of Churches, formerly the Communist Federal Council of Churches.

The answer is to stick with the KJV (my choice) or the best modern version of the KJV. If Lutherans had done that at the beginning, they would be millions of dollars poorer but richer in the Means of Grace. Now they are financially and spiritually broke.

Meanwhile, the UOJists only agree on their Chief Dogma. Other than that, they disagree and really dislike one another - Otten and Paul McCain, Paul McCain and everybody but Matt Harrison.


Pleasant Surprises in the Garden


Pleasant surprises are one of many sources of satisfaction in gardening. Gloom turns to joy, and the overwhelming forces of Creation are that much more evident. Here are just a few.



I ordered three Trumpet Vines, and they arrived looking like dried up sticks loose in a box. I soaked them a day in rainwater. They came to life, which was one matter. I planted them three places; near a tree, on a fence, and behind a tree in the deepest shade. All three are thriving. When I bent over the fence to verify how the vine was doing, a large Trumpet Vine flower showed off its vitality.



One Veterans Honor rose ended up in a side garden, but our neighbor was looking into rose gardening. I gave her and her daughter my orphan rose - at a bad time in the year for transplanting. The rose had two bad locations, the first one threatened its life by being in our path around the tree, the second one crowded by Blackberries. We moved the rose when the weather was hot and dry, but they followed my instructions and soon the rose showed new, healthy growth. If all goes well, the rose will bloom in the Spring and be the first of many.

Our helper received Purple Splash earlier, because its growth as climber was unstoppable. His children now enjoy taking part in rose care. Their maple tree, carefully mulched, was a weed in my yard and now graces their front yard.



I worried that a favorite Queen Elizabeth rose was sick. I saw the signs, but those signs went away a week later. Its companion Queen E bloomed for the Sunday-Thursday service, the finest of all the pink roses, developed by Creationist Walter Lammerts.

The White Profusion Butterfly Bush  kept growing wider and taller this year, fed by rainwater, stored rainwater, the soaker hose, and poor little Filbert the Squirrel, who was buried at its base. The bush now serves as a perch for the birds, an elevator for the squirrels to reach the bird-food - and a base for butterflies, bees, and beneficial insects. The plant is now almost ten feet tall.

We had a very tough summer for roses, which meant the water bill went up to keep them alive. In recent weeks we had two vigorous rains, and every bush began showing off. We had three dozen roses for our friend the chiropractor, roses for another doctor, roses for the altar, and plenty left for color in the garden itself. Stored rainwater worked well in four large barrels, four five-gallon cans, and a spare wastebasket.


I always wanted Mountain Mint. When the tiny plant arrived, our helper mulched it into oblivion. Neither one of us could find it. Weeks later, the plant popped out of the mulch. "Is it the mint?" I broke off a leaf and smelled it. Potent mint - yes - the little weed was the Mountain Mint, lost and found again.


Thursday, October 20, 2016

Thursday Edition - The Twenty-First Sunday after Trinity


The Twenty-First Sunday after Trinity, 2016

Pastor Gregory L. Jackson







The Confession of Sins
The Absolution
The Introit p. 16
The Gloria Patri
The Kyrie p. 17
The Gloria in Excelsis
The Salutation and Collect p. 19
The Epistle and Gradual 
The Gospel 
Glory be to Thee, O Lord!
Praise be to Thee, O Christ!
The Nicene Creed p. 22
The Sermon Hymn # 261         Lord Keep Us Steadfast  - by Luther

Faith

The Communion Hymn #321         O Faithful God  - by the Concordist Selnecker 
The Preface p. 24
The Sanctus p. 26
The Lord's Prayer p. 27
The Words of Institution
The Agnus Dei p. 28
The Nunc Dimittis p. 29
The Benediction p. 31
The Hymn #259                   Flung to the Heedless Winds - by Luther  

KJV Ephesians 6:10 Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. 11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. 12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. 13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. 14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; 15 And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; 16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. 17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:

KJV John 4:46 So Jesus came again into Cana of Galilee, where he made the water wine. And there was a certain nobleman, whose son was sick at Capernaum. 47 When he heard that Jesus was come out of Judaea into Galilee, he went unto him, and besought him that he would come down, and heal his son: for he was at the point of death. 48 Then said Jesus unto him, Except ye see signs and wonders, ye will not believe. 49 The nobleman saith unto him, Sir, come down ere my child die. 50 Jesus saith unto him, Go thy way; thy son liveth. And the man believed the word that Jesus had spoken unto him, and he went his way. 51 And as he was now going down, his servants met him, and told him, saying, Thy son liveth. 52 Then enquired he of them the hour when he began to amend. And they said unto him, Yesterday at the seventh hour the fever left him. 53 So the father knew that it was at the same hour, in the which Jesus said unto him, Thy son liveth: and himself believed, and his whole house. 54 This is again the second miracle that Jesus did, when he was come out of Judaea into Galilee.




Twenty-First Sunday After Trinity

Almighty and everlasting God, who by Thy Son hast promised us the forgiveness of sins, righteousness, and everlasting life: We beseech Thee, do Thou by Thy Holy Spirit so quicken our hearts that we in daily prayer may seek our help in Christ against all temptations, and, constantly believing His promise, obtain that for which we pray, and at last be saved, through Thy Son Jesus Christ, who liveth and reigneth with Thee and the Holy Ghost, one true God, world without end. Amen.


Faith

KJV John 4:46 So Jesus came again into Cana of Galilee, where he made the water wine. And there was a certain nobleman, whose son was sick at Capernaum.

The beginning of this miracle is a clue about what this miracle means. The Apostle John does not offer details unless they are essential to the story being told. The Fourth Gospel assumes that people know most of the details from Matthew, Mark, and Luke.

"Where He made water into wine" is an aside to the reader, which means quite a bit. That detail is not a geographical note, but a doctrinal one. All the descriptions of John, brief summaries, pale in comparison with one layman's - "It is a doctrinal Gospel." Or - "It the THE doctrinal Gospel," which addresses future heresies in advance, such as making the Virgin Mary into a divinity."

The Miracle of Cana was a public event where all the disciples were present. The wedding may not have been a grand event, but it was full of people who were eye-witnesses. They saw something that no rationalist could explain. The miracle was carried out so that no one could reduce it by saying that a trick was played on the audience. A magician will say, "This is what I will do." Then he directs the attention of the audience one way while he makes something happen, often with special tools or gimmicks he obtained. They can be bought anywhere today, and they are deviously clever. Jesus announced nothing, touched nothing, and asked that everything be done without hinting about what He was doing through the power of the Word.

Therefore, this first miracle performed in His ministry had a profound and lasting effect on the town. The the divine nature of the Messiah was beyond doubt, which naturally led to enormous conflict and tension. But that certainly, proved through Jesus, also planted faith in the heart of people in the area.

That is why we need to study the text word for word and also in connection with other passages. That makes all the difference.

1. A beautiful example of faith is presented in this Gospel, exhibiting, as it does, the nature and character of faith, namely, that it is to increase and become perfect; and it portrays faith in a way as to show that it is not a quiet and idle, but a living, restless thing, that either retrogrades or advances, lives and moves; and where this does not occur, faith does not exist, but only a lifeless notion of the heart concerning God. For true, living faith, which the Holy Spirit pours into the heart, cannot be inactive. This I say for the purpose that no one may be sure, even if he has attained faith, that he now has everything; with this it shall not stop, for it is not sufficient to begin, but one must constantly grow and increase, and continue learning to know God better.

The Apostle John is showing us that the nobleman already had faith, because of this miracle, and now had a sick son. Without faith, he only had a sick son and would be beyond himself with worry. However, through faith, he knew a solution, because the Man who changed water into wine could heal his son.

As Luther observed, wherever faith is planted by the Word of God, Satan is aroused to stamp it out and have his way again. Satan will always be prepared to trap the Christian in his snare, to consume him. As Peter warned, he is like a roaring lion, seeking believers to devour. Anyone who believes the trite saying (nowhere in the Bible) - once saved, always saved - is fooling himself and lying himself into perdition. Many sincere believers become fodder for eternal damnation by their laxity and failure to be careful.

We would hear crime reports all the time in Phoenix - big crimes. They usually started out, "At an after hours bar, at 3 am, in the downtown..." the rest of the story could be guessed, because four foolish conditions were stated: an illegal bar, the wee hours of the morning, alcohol, and the crime district.

The miracles differ in details, because each one teaches a different lesson besides the divine power of the Savior.

47 When he heard that Jesus was come out of Judaea into Galilee, he went unto him, and besought him that he would come down, and heal his son: for he was at the point of death.

Human reason would tell him to rush to a famous healer or even to give up in despair. But the nobleman (John's audience would know him) had faith in Jesus from the miracle of Cana. The nobleman begged Jesus to heal his son. 

Faith moves parents to pray for their children, and God does not disappoint. He offers His wisdom through the Word and the Spirit. One parent, without faith, will be bitter than his son went to divinity school instead of medical school. (That happened to our friend at Yale.) When the son died from a hit and run accident, the paternal bitterness was a sour aftermath forever. The complications of the grief are easy to imagine. I knew the widow from riding on the bus to Yale Medical School in the morning. The accident happened later.

So the son, at the point of death, entirely occupied the father's mind, and he knew what to do. Faith is not passive, but always active, applying trust in God to whatever is happening.

6. We have similar examples in the New Testament. Peter was strong and confident in faith. When he saw Jesus walking on the water, he said, impelled by his strong faith, Matthew 14:28: “Lord, bid me come unto thee,” and stepped out of the ship into the water. He was confident that the water would bear him. Peter had a remarkable faith and a bold spirit, so that he ventured upon the water and danger, yea, even death, making the venture boldly and daringly by reason of his faith in Christ. But when he thought he was most secure, the wind and storm arose and he forgot the Word and lost faith; he fell, sank into the water and permitted satan to tear faith out of his heart. Where was then his great faith? Faith is a tender, subtle thing, and we so easily make a mistake and are liable to stumble; but the devil is watchful, and unless men exercise watchfulness, he quickly gains his point.

Many examples from the Bible and our lives show us that faith is fragile and easily torn from us, if we let ourselves be pounced upon. Our dog Sassy simply takes no risks. She is always listening, sniffing the air, and watching, because her job is to protect me. She warned a man coming down a hill, almost a block away. She planted her feet and warned him in her loudest voice. Yesterday our veteran friend could not get her attention because a neighbor came out and worked on his car, across the street. Sassy was on full alert, watching ever move, and ignoring us. The Army Ranger smiled at her dedication.

But the same is far more appropriate in our own awareness about what destroys faith in God, if we are not careful. Most theology books are rubbish, either filled with false doctrine or simply against faith altogether. Few are worth reading. 

I love rainwater and save it for the roses. I have an entire plastic tub full of it in the front and many needy roses. I am going to toss it out because leaves from pruning are floating on top. I never guessed five inches would fall, and I am sure some tainted leaves are in those gallons of rainwater. Will I risk spreading disease? No. Two diseases are fatal, so it is not worth the gamble.

Yet people use the Gospel as a pillow to fall asleep on, and let themselves be carried away by the dreams and illusions of others. The mind is deliberately turned off when we sleep. We even have sleep paralysis. Waking up takes times. We laugh about what we do when waking. I make coffee without water, without the plug in, without turning the power on, without fresh grounds, etc. I could do on. We can get up and walk as in a stupor because the sleep paralysis is still being felt.

When people fall asleep in the faith, the results are similar. They forget vast areas of Biblical doctrine. The stumble around and do foolish things.

The nobleman had faith, but he thought Jesus had to be there to heal his son (contrasted with the centurion's attitude). 

 48 Then said Jesus unto him, Except ye see signs and wonders, ye will not believe. 49 The nobleman saith unto him, Sir, come down ere my child die. 

This seems downright mean to those who are always looking for problems. But Jesus, knowing this man, realized that the nobleman's faith needed to be exercised.
So He challenged him, and the man stuck with the same faith in Jesus but limited by geography. 

Many have those limits today. "If Jesus were only here..." But He is, through the Word and Sacraments. Or they imagine, as in a dream, that He does not hear us and does not care. We are all challenged by such doubts and weakness. One effect of the tidal wave of doubt and mocking is that people are drowning in false notions and need to return to the plain Word.

They look for something to cling to, like water-logged flotsam, and those items are sinking in the same floodwaters.

The plain Word does not lie or deceive and always has the effect God intends. The word of man may have some divine content but it is not 100%. The closer the author is to the Word of God, the more powerful it is. So faith tends to look for more solid ground for faith, and doubt is easily misled.

The nobleman was not swayed, but had more to learn. and we learn with him.

50 Jesus saith unto him, Go thy way; thy son liveth. And the man believed the word that Jesus had spoken unto him, and he went his way. 

When Jesus spoke this Promise, the nobleman went his way. The Gospel dispels and defeats doubt. If you doubt the love of God, read the entire Gospel of John in one week. Give up the TV Guide and the daily newspaper. Read the Gospel of John. You will see and feel the effect. This is the most important Gospel and the one filled with Jesus' sermons and miracles - only because it is the supplement and the supplement from His most loved disciple.

The nobleman went away in faith and hope. 

21. He must have had a pure faith, or else he would not have asked the Lord to come to his son. What then did he lack? This: He believed if Christ came to his house, he could heal his son; but unless he were present, he could not effect the cure. His faith was not strong enough to realize that Christ could heal without being present. Hence, his faith had to attain a higher stage. His weak faith was gone, the little earthen vessel was shattered, and he thought his son had to die; but Christ approached, raised him up, placed him on a higher plane of faith, and said to him: “Go thy way; they son liveth.” Thus the man advanced from his first faith, when he believed that Christ could heal if he were present, to a higher stage of faith, by reason of which he now believed the mere word of Christ. For if he had not believed the Word, he would not have ceased until the Lord had accompanied him to his house; but he accepted the Word, believed Christ and clung to his word; for the son was at home, and Christ was with the father.

22. The father accepted the word of Christ and said in his heart: My son is ill; but I shall find him well. This was faith over against reason and experience. Reason would have led him to say: When I left my son, he was ill. As you left him, so you shall find him. But faith says the contrary, stands firmly on the Word and drowns itself in it, and does not at all doubt that it shall be as the Word declares: “Go thy way; thy son liveth.”

23. This is a pure and strong faith, that requires the individual to cast away all sense, understanding, reason, eyes and heart, and sink himself into one little word and be satisfied with and feel secure in it. Christ says, Thy son liveth, so he says to himself: It is certainly true, I shall find it so. Thus faith does not remain idle or quiet, but progresses and rises higher.

51 And as he was now going down, his servants met him, and told him, saying, Thy son liveth. 52 Then enquired he of them the hour when he began to amend. And they said unto him, Yesterday at the seventh hour the fever left him. 53 So the father knew that it was at the same hour, in the which Jesus said unto him, Thy son liveth: and himself believed, and his whole house. 54 This is again the second miracle that Jesus did, when he was come out of Judaea into Galilee.

51 And as he was now going down, his servants met him, and told him, saying, Thy son liveth. 52 Then enquired he of them the hour when he began to amend. And they said unto him, Yesterday at the seventh hour the fever left him. 53 So the father knew that it was at the same hour, in the which Jesus said unto him, Thy son liveth: and himself believed, and his whole house. 54 This is again the second miracle that Jesus did, when he was come out of Judaea into Galilee.

Here is a man who had faith in Christ and found himself confronted by a challenge. He did not give way but remained in that same foolish thought - Jesus had to be there.

So people imagine today. How can this bread and wine also be the Body and Blood of Christ? Or even more basic - how can Jesus hear and answer so many? The more they push away, the more distant the truth becomes. But if they ask in weakness and yet seek the truth in faith, the answers are all around.

People ask me how I can raise roses easily and without poisons. I tell them that I study the way Creation works. Everything has a purpose. It is not my job to poison everything in the garden and soil to knock out a few pests that have their own enemies (that will be killed by the toxins). Water, mulch, and prune. That is too easy.

But the more we see how this works, the more the miracles of God make sense. They are like the vines that promise something years in the future. When those years are fulfilled, the vines are abundant, even over-abundant. So are the miracles God gives us in abundance. We impatiently wait for certain things, and yet they do arrive over time, according to God's wisdom, in great abundance.

The trial of the moment is not fixed forever - it only seems forever. Sometimes God lays something on us for decades and later we realize the beauty and delights within that supposed burden. 





ELCA Is the Only Honest Participant in the Jeske Change or Die! Conferences.
Missouri, WELS, and ELS Are Fooling Everyone.
From 2011

"Not another word from you, Brett.
Ichabod has endorsed my honesty and dissed your old associates."


As of this moment, nothing has changed with the Jeske-driven pan-demon ministry conference: Change or DIE!

The only honest participant is the Cross Lutheran ELCA pastor from Milwaukee. The rest are bald-faced liars.

 ELCA cross-dressing?
No - WELS.


The Little Sect on the Prairie is trembling in its lair, hoping no one remembers they agree with this debacle, by saying nothing against it.

The Wisconsin and Missouri sects both have pastors there who supposedly agree with the Book of Concord, oppose Enthusiasm, and condemn unionism with false teachers.

WELS, Missouri, and ELS - you are liars. Your leaders are feeble, silent, and deceitful.

 ELCA criminal porn swapper?
No, head of WELS PR.


ELCA - your actions and words are in perfect harmony with your game plan. Moreover, you kick anyone out who disagrees. You even kick congregations out for moving two steps to the right (keeping women's ordination, but hey, that's another adiaphoron). Nothing is an adiaphoron for you. It is in or out. You are willing to accept the loss of 250,000 members to keep your high church Unitarian doctrine pure, to make the world safe for Left-wing activism. At least people know what they are getting with ELCA.

WELS, Missouri, and the Little Sect lie when they say, "We are conservative Lutherans. We do not like false doctrine. We hate unionism. We adore the Book of Concord and have beautifully bound copies in our studies. We only allow leaders with the proper DNA. We are straighter than Bring'em Young."

 ELCA Universalism?
No - WELS UOJ and DP who went to state prison.

Mid-Weed Service - Last Sunday's Complete Holy Communion Service.
Life and Saved File, Tonight at 7 PM Central Daylight Savings Time



Last Sunday we had technical glitches. The camera software disappeared from the hard drive. Then I also needed the new Ustream software and a grasp of how it worked - different but similar.

I worked with tech support and got everything going with good sound. We will broadcast live tonight at 7 PM, Holy Communion, hymns, liturgy.

Every time I try write "Mid-Week," it comes out "Mid-Weed" so I decided to keep the new terminology. After all, I am always weeding the garden or Lutherdom.


Rainwater Builds Strong, Blooming Roses.
Predicted Rain Actually Fell as Scheduled

Easy Does It


Wednesday promised rain in the evening - on two weather websites that seldom agree with each other. This storm had a slow windup, with lightning flashing in the West during the debate. Hours later, the rain turned from light showers to Niagara Falls.

Since the websites were so optimistic, I used up all my stored rainwater Wednesday morning. My barrels and buckets were all full when it rained 5 inches, so I was waiting for an interim opportunity to use the rainwater. I poured five gallons on each rose bush along Mr. Gardener's fence. Earlier I used up my front-yard barrels and buckets. The results were impressive.

I wanted to get more blooms from the Easy Does It roses, so that plant got 5 or more gallons of rainwater. More orange roses popped out like magic. I have done the same with Veterans Honor, Queen Elizabeth, and Falling in Love.

In the back I already decided to coddle California Dreamin', which has a spectacular bloom but a rather weak growth habit for me - given our weather patterns. We have plenty of rain in the spring morphing into drought in the late summer. The combination of hot weather and no rain is not good for plants that enjoy cool weather and plenty of rain.

The Creating Word designed roses to be more like sponges, easily soaking up water, but also quickly giving up their moisture. That is why I now soak new roses in rainwater before planted. The second choice is stored tapwater in a barrel - two days to let the chlorine evaporate out of the water.

If we compare roses with woody shrubs, the shrubs are much tougher in a drought and seem to ignore the lack of rain. The best example is the Crepe Myrtle, which grows so well that people treat it like a shade plant (wrong!), fail to prune it (disgrace!), and never water it (pitiless).

I watch fail videos for fun. They illustrate how people do not recall basic laws of physics or the engineering of their cars and trucks. Someone drives a pickup truck up on large boulders, at least for a few seconds. The old vehicle was never designed for this, so it rolls over and dumps all the camping equipment out on the ground. Everything on the truck is bent up and the occupants look dazed. Or they drift their car so that it moves from a forward slide at high speed to a sudden slide into a curb, transferring the momentum to another direction.

I cannot look at heavy people with weak arms grabbing vines or ropes to swing into a river. The arm and shoulder strength do not match the task.

Every rose has a different growing habit, but they are still roses and share some general characteristics that were engineered by matching and mixing the DNA library God gave them at Creation. That is why few grow roses in brilliant sun of Phoenix and even fewer grow cactus in Michigan.

I consider some roses to be Lamborginis. They can give up the most spectacular blooms, but they demand plenty of attention for their stunning flowers. California Dreamin' and Double Delight are good examples. They need to be coddled to be strong and healthy in our volatile weather.

 I drive the Lambo when the Town Car is in the shop.


Others, like Easy Does It, are Lincoln Town Cars. On a day where I think the main rose garden is almost bloom free, I step around the maple tree and there are six blooms in orange - Easy Does It. I can use the Town Car as a limo or a pickup. I can give it the most basic repairs and maintenance - still it delivers performance at 200,000 miles.

 Sassy's car is the Lincoln, because we pick up
gardening supplies at Lowe's, where the staff dotes on her.


The same is true of Easy Does It, strong and bloom-tastic all summer long and into the Fall. Likewise, Mr. Lincoln may have some bad weeks, but no other rose delivers such impressive long canes - with blooms that are almost toxic with fragrance.

God has engineered the bugs and birds with far more finesse than a Lamborgini. Bugs and birds are utterly predictable, so we can adjust our gardens to their favorite foods and habitats. Rose pests seem to favor the light blooms, such as Peace and John Paul II, so I find aphids and Japanese beetles attacking them most of all. I imagine this comes from the attraction of white and yellow blooms to night insects. In general night-blooming flowers are white because there are no colors to attract in low-light situations. Fragrance can make up for lack of looks at night.

 California Dreamin' is another Lambo rose,
but experiences will vary with the area's climate.


Let's figure that one out. Certain night-blooming flowers count on night creatures to pollinate them, so they are often white and stinky, like some cacti. How did they figure that out, when thousands of humans in the same room or synod cannot agree on anything?

I began visiting the roses at night with my flashlight, to see what was harming the roses. I also compared how various roses were clobbered by pests. My experience is that John Paul II and Peace were the hardest hit by aphids and the first to attract beneficial bugs whose children dine on aphids.

I caught black bugs peering out at me when I put the beam into afflicted flowers. Earwigs? Japanese beetles? I am not sure. But they were having a party at my expense.

Lambo care needed for the Double Delight


The results - the John Paul and Peace roses looked utterly defeated on the first bloom, but healthy and strong the rest of summer. Birds and bugs are predictable. Pest-destroying bugs need pests to feed to their children, so who am I to kill the pests, spiders, and beneficial bugs with insecticide? This collaboration was figured out long ago by Someone much better at gardening.

Night visits also showed me where the slugs were successfully attacking. I changed my tactics to cut down on their feeding habits. They are shredders, like earthworms, but enjoy sloppy wet conditions and fresh vegetation far too much. I bent over the bushes to turn off the water one night. I brought in the largest slug I have ever seen, sitting on my t-shirt where I brushed against the wet bushes. Was that gratitude or gloating when the king of all slugs came in on my shirt?

Those who find gardening difficult, troublesome, or frustrating only need to study the basics of Creation. Each living thing is engineered to accomplish one - or many tasks - to perfection, if we give them the chance. Birds help us out where we give them food, water, and a place to live. Jessica Walliser challenged readers of her column to list the berries they grow for the birds. Mine are:

  1. Blueberries
  2. Raspberries
  3. Blackberries
  4. Gooseberries
  5. Beautyberries
  6. Pokeweed berries
  7. Wild Strawberries

Birds will have natural food into the winter, including Crepe Myrtle seeds for the Cardinals, plus the suet and seeds I provide near our window.

The birds were spooked when I moved a feeder a few inches, but the juvenile squirrels came back quickly and showed them everything was fine.

Even the most seed-favoring birds, like Sparrows, will eat plenty of bugs, so the presences of birds in the yard will always decrease the pest count, especially when it matters most - in early spring.

Matthew 13:33 Another parable spake he unto them; The kingdom of heaven is like unto leaven, which a woman took, and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened.

34 All these things spake Jesus unto the multitude in parables; and without a parable spake he not unto them:

All this is spelled out in the Scriptures. The parables about Creation are memorable because the examples are in front of us. The Kingdom of God is like leaven that a woman mixed in the dough until it was all leavened. Sourdough bread is more popular than ever before. The leaven forms naturally and is often kept for future batches. That leaven works slowly into the dough to lift it and turn a potential tooth-breaker into aromatic and satisfying bread.

The Gospel leaven works through society the same way, if it only mixed in with the population. So this little baker, born and bread in a donut shop, mixes the leaven each day. We all have that opportunity to see the leaven at work, because wherever the Gospel is, sin and death are vanquished by the power of the Savior.

 I moved quickly from taster to cleaner to baker.
Much later, I taught my father about how to make the best bread,
observing the characteristics of divinely engineered yeast.

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Management by Sassy - Fuller Seminary Should Teach Effective Methods Like These

Our granddaughter and Sassy posed for this one,
after the toying with the chair and spilling.
Both enjoyed the fun.
I felt the gentle tapping on my ankle. Tap, tap. Sassy was trying to tell me something, more like, "Time for breakfast." Perhaps I could sleep a little longer. I ignored the tapping. Next she began to clean my big toe off, banishing sleep forever.

Sassy knows how to manage her staff, with gentleness, humor, and an occasional sharp bark to indicate urgency. She should coach Notre Dame football.

She knows how to be quiet when Mrs. I is still asleep:

  • The steady stare tells me I have work to do - for her. 
  • Licking her jaws makes it clear she wants her morning meal.
  • A high-pitched but soft monotone means something is left undone, such as her morning walk.
I can ignore the walk command when I am writing, but she droops over the corner of the bed, as if giving up on all the delights of the world and resigning herself to boredom.

If I move about the house, she plants herself in my way, so she can give me the expectant or accusing stare. If one does the work, the other is used.

She has mastered the assumptive close that salesmen use with great success:
  1. You touched your socks. We must be leaving soon.
  2. Brushing your teeth? Let's go.
  3. Looking out the back door. No rain. The birds can wait for their food. The front door is this way.
  4. You can pet me while reading the news, but you need your morning walk.
The funniest part of her management style is the insider's humor. She no longer has an antique table to scratch to get my attention, so she scratches in the air and grins at me.

If I guess she wants a treat like Pupperoni bits, she grins as if I am looking smarter than usual.

The ultimate for her is Frosty Paws ice cream She expects some every night. After supper, around 7 PM we hear one high-pitched "Mmmmmm." 

Mrs, I - "What's wrong with Sassy."

Me - "I think I know."

Mrs. I - "Not time for the T yet, is it?"

Sassy watches us back and forth, listening for the clue. We try to be obscure, because mentioning what she wants is a one-sided concession. She will get it - fast. Any verb or noun suggesting her desires will be answered with confirming noises, barks, smiles, and other rewards. Her greatest is a gentle kiss on the cheek, which is not given often - so it means a lot.

Norma Boeckler's Photofunia portrait of Sassy.


Me - "Is it Frosty Paws time?" Sassy goes into a series of faces that blend pain and ecstasy - no loud barking like a walk when everyone is up. I get the plate for her, and Mrs. I dispenses it.

Some will think we are loading her with canine ice cream. But no, I buy the Great Value ice milk from Walmart in tiny cups.She gets about one teaspoon per night and enjoys it so much.

As I wrote earlier, Frosty Paws/Great Value was supposed to replace her Pupperoni treat, but she cleverly urged us into Pupperoni serving as her final treat. Then she falls asleep, content in his knowledge that we understand and obey her wishes. We use training bits, because dogs count the treats rather than the calories. Four little training bits are relished like a feast.

Sassy loves affection, but she sets it up in the most interesting way. Mrs. I cannot get her to move closer for petting. Nor can I just get her over by calling her. I have to pat my hands together softly and say, "Sassy, move, move." She gets up right away and flops down according to her petting needs. She raises a front paw and rolls onto her side to show she wants a chest rub. She makes sure that both of us are petting her and talking to her at once. If Mrs I gets lax, Sassy whips her head around as if to say, "Is your arm broken? Keep petting me." I join by saying, "She expects at least three hands petting her at once and both of us admiring her."

Sassy always looks for new friends instead of alienating old ones. She has the mail carrier calling her by name, the UPS driver giving her large Milk Bones. She has learned to be quiet and not bark loudly when meeting a new toddler to befriend. She is cautious about intimidating adults now, but her whole body wiggles when someone clearly wants to touch her and talk to her.

At the dog park, no dog could compete with Sassy in catching and bringing back the ball,
but all the dogs wanted that magic orange ball that made everyone clap for her.


One little girl is at eye level when Sassy is on all three legs. The girl petted Sassy the whole time I talked roses with her father. The girl was reaching up to pat the top of Sassy's head, and our gentle dog showed how quiet and affectionate she could be.

Rescue dogs may be especially loving, but their lucky owners may be especially appreciative. People thank us for taking care of her. I always say, "We are lucky to have such a remarkable, gentle dog."