Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Jan Crouch, 'Prosperity Gospel' evangelist – obituary

Jan Crouch, 78, is survived by her poodles
and her wig collection.
TBN sued for misuse of funds.Will WELS and the LCMS be next?


Jan Crouch, 'Prosperity Gospel' evangelist – obituary:



"The Crouches claimed that their lavish lifestyle was proof of the rewards bestowed on them by the Almighty for all their good works.  But some sceptics remained unconvinced. In the 1990s they had several run-ins with the Federal Communications Commission over allegations of illegal licences and were nearly taken off the air.

In 2004 it was revealed that, in 1998, Paul Crouch had secretly paid a former TBN employee $425,000 for his silence after the man claimed they had enjoyed a homosexual tryst in 1996 during a weekend spent at a TBN-owned cabin. Crouch, who denied the allegations, explained that he had settled out of court only to avoid a costly and embarrassing trial.



 But perhaps the most damaging attacks on the Crouches came from within their own family."


The late Paul Crouch - this is not a doctored photo,
and yes he was wearing a Roman collar
instead of his standard cowboy costume.

'via Blog this'

WELS Pastor Adam Mueller, Church and Changer, Son of Former First VP of WELS, Wayne Mueller.
A Family Cross-Dressing Event Church Picnic

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WELS's Meditations, March-May 2014, for Monday, 17 March 2014.  The howler is in the second column which reads:  "No matter what you did yesterday -- or failed to do -- and no matter what you will do tomorrow, God has forgiven you."

GJ - I clicked the link below, thinking my password
no longer worked. The photos are still there.



Michigan Lutheran Seminary (WELS) cheerleaders -this is an annual tradition. 

Michigan Lutheran Seminary - Glende and Ski's group
show the long history of role-playing there.
Adam Mueller worked there.

The theme song is dead on target -
WELS Sect, Meet the WELS Sect.
They love pan-sexuality.
From the town of Mequon,
They're a nightmare making history.

Someday, maybe God will win the fight. 
Then their men will come home for the night. 

When you're with the WELS Sect 
Have a Richard Chamberlain time. 
A Barney Frank time. 

You'll have a gay old time!

GA! (click the embedded link)

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An Answer to Weeds Galore Sow in Abundance

See Weeds Galore
I console people with these words, "Don't worry about weeds. They last 40 years in the soil and blow in on the wind. Besides that, birds and squirrels plant weeds for us."

The beginners answer in despair, "Is there no way to stop this invasion?"

We all know that ripping out weeds can also mean tearing out good plants. They even know how to camouflage themselves, growing up among similar plants. "Every good plant has a weed that looks just like it," an herbalist told me.

There are ways to reduce the invasion of weeds, although they can never be stopped entirely. The parallel with false doctrine is worth noting.

First of all, healthy plants will squeeze out weeds with their vitality. For instance a wide row of bush beans will shade the ground and make weed germination more difficult.

Health grass will not allow many incursions by weeds. I let the dandelions and clover grow, because they only do good things for the soil. Little ground cover "weeds" come and go. Mowing the grass long, frequently is good for the grass and chokes the weeds.

Part of making the soil even more productive is leaving it along, installing red wiggler earthworms, and mulching bare areas. Bare soil is going to germinate something, probably weeds. It will be a long time before a bare root rose plants itself in a bare spot.

I used cardboard, sometimes newspaper, with autumn leaves or wood mulch or pine needles on top. Denying sunlight, without sealing the soil in plastic, will discourage germination of weeds while letting plants have some elbow room. The garden requires a double layer - paper or cardboard, plus something organic to weigh it down, provide even more shade, and eventually rot into the soil. Lacking weighty organic matter, I use logs, gallon jars of water, birdfood containers, etc.



Angry Pietistic Sects
The angry Pietistic sects imagine that ripping out weeds, their eternal Ministry of the Law, will do the job. They will gladly tear up the garden because everything is a weed that does not come from them. Their train their own feeble teachers and the actual learning goes downhill with each generation, as they quote the earlier generations as the proper interpreters of Christianity. Blood is thicker than doctrine.

Naturally they tear up a lot of good plants with their abuse, but they like to look upon the piles of destruction as a job well done. Even now their empires are collapsing and they crow like roosters on a dunghill.

Needless to say, because ELCA-LCMS-ELS-WELS-CLC (sic) no longer recognize the Chief Article of the Christian religion, they cannot teach or preach the Gospel. That is why they have rallies and fund-raisers in honor of their own sects. Certainly some clergy teach the Gospel and many laity hear the liturgy, Creeds and Scripture readings (if allowed) - and they believe. But the Lutheran sects are organized and managed like airplane manufacturers that build everything except a working jet. Incompetents fall upward with a reward structure known only to their Father Below.

Everything is calmer, after a few beatings and executions.
Ask Pope John the Malefactor and DP Buchholz.


The Weeds Must Be Tended
If we did not yank weeds and pull little maple trees out of the ground, the roses and everything else would be doomed. The best mulch lasts about one year, at best.

I cleaned the weeds out of Mr. Gardener's azaleas not long along, but we have had good rains and plenty of sunny days. They were sprouting out of the bushes again, so I drafted our helper in a two-man strategy. I pulled bushes apart and wiggled the tall weeds (potential junk bushes and junk trees). He cut them off at the base, as low to the ground as possible. Mr. Gardener was immensely pleased.

Likewise, there must be a steady effort of identifying false doctrine on the outside but also our tendency to fall into similar errors - from the inside. Rah-rah sermons only harden people in their errors, as the blabbering defenders of Walther prove without ceasing or thought.



The Gospel Must Be Preached and Taught
Not everything is a nail to be hammered. Paul and Luther were constant in teaching the Gospel of grace - faith in Christ.

Jesus began, and Paul continued the emphasis on broadcasting the Word of God. As Luther wrote, "Wherever the Gospel is taught, death and sin are defeated, forgiveness and eternal life spring up."

1 Corinthians 3:6-8King James Version 

I have planted, Apollos watered; but God gave the increase.
So then neither is he that planteth any thing, neither he that watereth; but God that giveth the increase.
Now he that planteth and he that watereth are one: and every man shall receive his own reward according to his own labour.

The nasty incompetence of the Lutheran sects comes from their lack of faith, the lack of Gospel in their midst.


Weeds Galore in the Heat and Rains of August.
Gardening Is Weeding, Just as Sound Doctrine Demands Discernment

Pokeweed is not invited into the garden.
Pokeweed comes on its own, via birds.
Answer to Weeds Galore

If anyone wonders why the same plant has so many names, just ask people what a particular weed is. The answers vary and those names doubtless get passed on to others. In Phoenix, this was common, where the Monarch butterfly was never seen but named when a Viceroy showed up. Weeds were confidently given the wrong name.

I bought a large book on Weeds of the West and learned a lot about how to distinguish one from another.  One way to tell a minister is a gardener is when he lists a Wednesday service as a Mid-Weed Service. And yet it is true. Gardening, weeding, and theology go together.

Our primary weeds at this time are
  1. Crabgrass
  2. Bermudagrass, aptly called Wiregrass, and Devil's Grass
  3. Pokeweed
Crabgrass made an early showing in the spring, but regular mowing took care of it. We are now in the second phase, where healthy rain and hot days make it the cut-rate grain it was imported to be, able to generate thousands of of seeds per plant. 

Bermudagrass is fussy about watering and shade, needing water and hating shade. It is also the premier late summer pest. "Would that it were fall," the literate gardener mutters, borrowing from Henry V.

Pokeweed is not fussy about any conditions, growing under any bird roost, crack in the sidewalk, garden. Pokeweed will grow a few inches tall, flower, fruit, and lend its tasty toxic berries to one of 60 species of birds that eat and plant it. In ideal conditions - my mulched gardens - Pokeweed will grow more than 8 feet tall, spread out on every side, and produce a bountiful harvest of berries for the birds.

Learning about weeds is similar to comparative dogmatics, the area where various confessions of faith are described and distinguished from each other. For instance, one pretty vine growing in the shade of bushes is a Woody Nightshade, with flowers very much like a tomato's, because it is also a Nightshade.

The strength of each weed is also its weakness. Crabgrass spreads out wide and defies the lawn-worshiper to kill it, which would leave a large RoundUp fallout zone, uglier than Crabgrass itself. But that is also a great chance to gather up its crab legs in one bundle and yank hard after a rain. 

Bermudagrass prospers when it gets what it wants, so shading it will weakens its access to solar power and make survivors easy to pull. Those that reach out for sunshine from under the mulch will be weak and vulnerable.

Pokeweed is my free birdfeeder, if it shows some discretion and manners. We have one almost as large as our giant, rainwater-supplied  Butterfly Bush. That Pokeweed is providing us with screening and shade, the birds with perches and future berries. In another place, the same gigantic growth was not welcome. I could not cut the base with my sharp rose shears. How sharp? I casually nicked my finger brushing against the blade and began fertilizing the soil with my blood, bandaged immediately.
I could not cut that woody-stemmed Pokeweed, so I got out the tree trimmers, making it fall over like Jack's Beanstalk reaching up toward heaven.

Nota bene (2nd singular, because "no one reads the blog" - otherwise notate bene) - I do not list Dandelion, an herb, as a weed. I welcome them as potential salad greens, as seed fluff for birds' nests, and as taproot miners of calcium from the soil deep below. I welcome them in the rose gardens where they do not dominate, take over, or give me any grief. Likewise, they are relatively rare in the lawn.


Comparative Dogmatics
Various Christian groups can be grouped, using taxonomy - as we do for plants, by their distinctive characteristics. Christian groups have common histories, favorite authors, and obvious characteristics.

This is a field that always fascinated me, even before Notre Dame. But at Notre Dame, the classes were ideal for long-term study in depth. At the time, the theology faculty included a Jewish rabbi, a Mennonite seminary professor, a Seminex Lutheran pastor, a Jesuit, the future president of Notre Dame (Holy Cross priest), a Dutch Remonstrant (liberal) pastor, a Methodist theologian and ethics professor, and assorted Roman Catholics, including several liberation theolians and a Pentecostal priest.



Calvinists
The true Calvinists and their liberal offspring have rationalism in common. Calvin was a rationalist, so his solemn declarations began with reason judging the Word. By the way, a kind word of Sig Becker, his best book was about Luther and Calvin on reason and the Word - The Foolishness of God.
This rationalism emerges in Stage 4 Pietism, which climaxed at Halle University and spread through Lutherdom.

  • Separating the Holy Spirit from the Word
  • Treating the Sacraments as ordinances
  • Reason judges the Word

Quasi-Christian cults seem to have sprung from Calvinism. This creation of Zwingli and Calvin - with its rejection of the Means of Grace and mocking of the Sacraments - gave birth to the Anabaptists: Mennonites, Hutterites, Amish.



Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox Dogma
If one wants the beginning of worshiping worship, which is rampant in ELCA-LCMS-ELDONUTs, just look at Roman Catholic influence through its gay training center at Notre Dame. Every denomination studies there. Notre Dame is considered #1 in America for getting a PhD in worship. When I was at ND, two of the worship professors were known atheists. Digest that for a while, unless you are used to apostate mainline leaders in WELS-LCMS-ELCA.

Rome is the only true Church, incapable of error

  • The pope - and all clergy teaching in harmony with the pope - cannot err in in doctrine. The Holy Spirit will not allow error in teaching.
  • Justification by Faith means "faith adorned by good works." Justification by Faith is rejected and condemned.
  • Since nobody can do enough adorning with good works, Purgatory is promised.
  • Jesus is a law-giver, and Moses is the savior.
  • Mary is given the attributes of Jesus - kindness, mercy, love, and forgiveness. Mary commands Jesus to be compassionate.

Reformation Lutheran Doctrine
The doctrine of the Lutheran Reformation is distinguished by:

  • Justification by Faith is the Chief Article of Christianity, the Master and Prince, the judge of all other articles of faith.
  • The efficacy of the Word (Isaiah 55:8-10) is the foundation of all teaching, the Spirit always working with the Word, the Word always working with the Spirit.
  • God's graces comes only through the Means of Grace, so the Sacraments are the visible Word - Holy Baptism and Holy Communion.

WELS/ELS Dogma - LCMS Is Mixed - But the LCMS Leaders Agree with  WELS/ELS

  • Rejects and condemns Justification by Faith and teaches Objective Justification (universal absolution without faith) as the Chief Article (Zarling, Bivens, Buchholz, Webber).
  • Teaches that the synodical leaders cannot err, because "the Holy Spirit has put them in their office."
  • Gladly works with ELCA on one hand, but also worshiping with and learning under liberal Babtists, Pentecostals, and other Pietistic sects.
 WELS-ELS-CLC (sic) babies are trained from birth
to give others the stink-eye.

ELCA Dogma
  • Teaches Universalism, like the leaders of WELS-ELS-LCMS-CLC (sic) and mocks Justification by Faith.
  • Rejects the Holy Trinity, described by the "confessional" ELCA dogmatics as simply "The Father, the man Jesus, and the spirit of the believing community."
  • Rejects Biblical inerrancy and cannot grasp the Atonement.
  • Ordains women, has women bishops, and practices pan-sexuality.
  • Loves to work with LCMS and WELS/ELS, but only on ELCA's terms.


The Promise Cannot Be Received without Faith.
Read Your Augsburg Apology, Leaders.
From 2011


"Now, that faith signifies, not only a knowledge of the history, but such faith as assents to the promise, Paul plainly testifies when he says, Romans 4:16: 'Therefore it is of faith, to the end the promise might be sure.' For he judges that the promise cannot be received unless by faith. Wherefore he puts them together as things that belong to one another, and connects promise and faith." 

Apology of the Augsburg Confession, Article IV, 50. Justification, Concordia Triglotta, St. Louis: Concordia Publishing House, 1921, p. 135. Tappert, p. 114. Heiser, p. 36. Romans 4:16.


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GJ - But the dimwits of LCMS-WELS-ELS-CLC (sic) say stuff like this:


And give you the stink-eye for teaching Justification by Faith -


Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Ski Leads the Stories for the Week - Followed by the Tabor and Just Murders


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UOJ at work among the humbugs of Lutherdom.

The Fake Gospel of WELS

WELS's Meditations, March-May 2014, for Monday, March 17, 2014.  

"No matter what you did yesterday -- or failed to do -- and no matter what you will do tomorrow, God has forgiven you."