Reformed Doctrine - Heavy Metal Poison

One person wisely commented that Reformed doctrine, from Zwingli and Calvin and the Pietists, is more dangerous than Romanism among Lutherans. Many are infected with Romanism at Ft. Wayne, sometimes in the name of Eastern Orthodoxy. I find papal fever in the plaintive wail of someone justifying the title bishop in his micro-mini sect: "If we want to call ourselves catholic..." I understand the context of the complaint, but I wonder if this is the time to embrace or be embraced by Patristic Fundamentalism:

Gimme that old time episcopacy
Gimme that old time episcopacy
Gimme that old time episcopacy
It's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Augie (Augustine)
It was good enough for Jerry (Jerome)
It was good enough for Connie (St. Constantine, or Constantine the Great)
And it's good enough for me.

Reformed doctrine is like mercury, a toxic heavy metal often used in mining and still used in dentists' offices. Mercury clings to gold and silver. Oh no, the dentist never says, "Would you like mercury in your mouth?" He says he will use the words silver or amalgam*. Silver is too hard to be used alone, so it is blended, amalgamated with mercury to make it maleable. Gold is ideal because it is the most maleable metal and is non-toxic besides. Gold is a bit spendy, as they say in New Ulm. (Spendy in New Ulm means pricey.)

Lutherans who study Reformed doctrine and methods (the two cannot be separated) become Reformed, Pietistic, and even Pentecostal. Mequon, the LCMS seminaries, and Bethany have produced Church Growth Enthusiasts of the worst callibre. This does not happen by accident. As Rogers and Hammerstein might have written, had they studied Lutheran theology:

You've Got to Be Carefully Taught

You've got to be taught to love Church Growth,
You've got to be taught to be an oaf,
It's got to be drummed in your dear little brain.
You've got to be carefully taught.

You've got to be taught to quickly flee
From Means of Grace and efficacy,
And people whose trust is in God's Word.
You've got to be carefully taught.

You've got to be taught before it's too late,
You earn an M.Div. and you graduate,
To hate all the Lutherans your teachers hate
You've got to be carefully taught.
You've got to be carefully taught.

Every single collapse of Lutheran doctrine (Prussian Church Union, Revivalism, American Lutheranism, Lutheran Pietism, Pentecostalism/Charismatic Movement, Church Growth) has happened because of Lutherans abandoning Biblical doctrine in favor of Reformed doctrine and those methods associated with the doctrine. Pietists believed in cell groups, not the worship service and the Means of Grace. Pentecostals believe in their own sweating-shrieking-spirit-baptism, not in the water/Spirit baptism of John 3.

Those converted from Lutheran orthodoxy to another religion have always masked their new doctrine while insisting that the true measure of genuine religion comes from baptism in the new authors. Find out what these people create for their reading lists and their doctrine will be revealed in a flash. Lutheran social activists were baptized in Walter Rauschenbusch, measuring everything by his set of filters. Thus we have the foundation for ELCA activism today. Even the same "parables" are used. Should we bind the wounds of the man robbed on the highway - or - make that highway safe? (The answer is obvious to them, because they cannot comprehend what the parable actually teaches. Besides, they also want to add a toll-both on the highway.)

Both the current cancers are Reformed in doctrine - Church Growth and Pentecostalism. Look at the required readings lists. Read the people they quote with such adoration in their lite books and kooky essays. They almost always reveal, at one time or another, a hatred for Lutheran doctrine, Lutheran hymns, the Creeds, and reliable translations.

*When the Church Growth liberals decided to close Northwestern College and merge it with Dr. Martin Luther College, they did not call it a closing or a merger. They called it Amalgamation. One wit called it the Anschluss. The German word was a better description. The liberals promised that the pastoral track would remain and not be watered down. As soon as the shot-gun marriage was forced, after years of resistance from all parties except the Love Shack bosses, the pastoral track was abandoned. One friend called up and said, "They lied to us." I asked, "Was this the first time? Stop drinking the Kool-Aid and face reality."