Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Take The CORE Survey




Dinner waits at Ski-ville when Spongebob Squarepants is on the tube.

Here at The CORE we are looking for better ways to keep in touch with you and perhaps some new ways for you to interact during worship. Your help in answering the following 5 quick questions would be greatly appreciated! Thank you!
1. Do you use texting on your cell phone?





2. Would you be interested in receiving text message updates of important events or messages from The CORE? (note: we wouldn't go crazy, we promise! only the important stuff such as canceled events, special event reminders, etc)





3. Is your cell phone a smart phone? (aka blackberry, iphone, android, etc?)





4. If your phone is a smart phone, do you use the YouVersion Bible app?







5. Regardless whether you currently use the YouVersion Bible app, would you consider using it to take sermon notes, submit prayer requests, ask questions, etc?












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GJ - Using a smart phone, future WELS transfers can check whether the latest tidbit is from Groeschel or Stanley or Sweet or Stetzer or Granger Community or Driscoll - or from Jeske copying the previously named Schwaermer.

St. Peter Freedom is getting transfers from local WELS congregations, transfers to St. Peter/The CORE. Fox Valley - reaching out to raid the henhouse.

Many rest easier at night, knowing Deputy Doug is watching over the Anything Goes District.

Deputy Doug


Second Teigen Blog




Irrelevant, but funny photo -
Redneck houseboat.


Norman Teigen has a new blog. I am spelling it out and linking it, because there are a lot of Shrinkers reading this blog.

http://lutherancolportage.blogspot.com/

I have listed it on the left. Google updates with thumbnails, a nifty feature available only with blogs, not with websites.

I am listing my Moline blog a little longer. I will keep it going but take it off the list. So far I seem to be the only person blogging about that city, where I was born. I am happy to say that this area, Northwest Arkansas, is very much like the Moline I remember.

Recently a neighbor yelled her head off at me because Sassy barked at her dog, coming right up to the door and carrying on a canine debate about who was a true loser. The lady screamed out the door, "Get your dog outta my yard, and get her on a leash." Today, she was out in her front yard. She made a point of smiling at me, at Sassy, and at me again. People are very polite and gentle here.


Patterson's Pet Mission Is Hungry




Dom Perignon Patterson, VP of His district,
wants to be the next Doctrinal Pussycat.
He attended the latest Church and Change conference.

Worship Gatherings



A church designed to meet you where you’re at.
We’re a group of people who just “came as we are” and discovered the adventure of the Christian Life. At our church, we want you to come as your are too. We worship on Sundays at 10 AM at the Old Settler’s Association Building in Round Rock, TX. 

We’re casual!
When you visit CTR , dress casually and comfortably. We’re more interested in meeting you just as you are than we are in seeing you stylin’ in a power suit, or struttin’ that new skirt from the fashion stores. You’ll feel right at home in jeans or shorts. 

We’re hungry!
Our Cafe’ Rock provides snacks, with coffee, bagels, donuts, fruit, and juices. If you didn’t get a chance to have breakfast, don’t worry! You can count on us to hold you over till your next big meal! 

We’re friendly!
We strive to create a warm, friendly environment for you. We won’t surprise you by asking you to stand up or stick out in any way. We also won’t ask you to give us any money. We want you to be able to check us out without feeling singled out. No Pressure! 

We’re relevant!
Our messages are meant to apply to your everyday life. They’re practical and filled with comfort. We believe that everyone needs to know what God expects of us, and what God offers us in His love. If you come to CTR, you’ll hear just what God has to say about this – straight from His Word, the Bible! With our upbeat music and our fun and creative worship, you’ll go home encouraged and equipped each week!

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Jeff Gunn is on the board, with two other CrossWalk members, 
at Willow Creek College, WELS, Milwaukee.




CrossWalk, Phoenix, Arizona


Worship

We're casual!

When you visit CrossWalk, the very first thing we want you to know is that it's OK to relax. You can dress casually and comfortably if you'd like. You'll feel right at home in jeans or shorts. On the other hand, if wearing a suit and tie seems best to you, then bring it on!  We simply want you to come as you are and hear loud and clear—you matter to God! 

We're hungry!

Bring an appetite. Our CrossWalk Cafe puts out a huge spread every Sunday, with great coffee, bagels and donuts, along with fruit and juice for the health-conscious. If you didn't get a chance to have breakfast, don't worry! You can count on CrossWalk to feed you body and soul!

We're friendly!

We strive to create a warm, friendly environment for you. We won't surprise you by asking you to stand up or stick out in any way. We also won't ask you to give us any money. We want you to be able to check us out without feeling singled out. No pressure!

We're relevant!

Our messages are meant to apply to your everyday life. They're practical and filled with comfort. We believe that everyone needs to know what God expects of us, and what God offers us in his love. If you come to CrossWalk, you'll hear just what God has to say about this—straight from his Word, the Bible! With our upbeat music and our fun and creative worship, you'll go home encouraged and equipped each week!


Time of Generic Grace Update





These are Doug Engelbrecht's personal notes that he sends to Northern Wisconsin District pastors after each meeting:


Time of Grace has convinced the LC-MS to change the designation of Time of Grace from a RSO to a service organization that is recognized by the LC-MS. According to the information we have received from Time of Grace, there are specific exemptions for TOG, which would not have the normal expectations of an RSO, causing a violation of church fellowship principles. President Rutschow will continue to work with TOG to make sure that fellowship principles are not being violated by the endorsement of the LC-MS.

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GJ - Not exactly the Formula of Concord, is it?

Now if we can only turn Mark Jeske into a Lutheran, someone who no longer promotes that idiot Mark Driscoll.

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Update!


I have learned from several sources that nothing has been settled with Mark Jeske. The report above is considered misleading spin.


Jeske is expanding his market, due to a lack of funds from Schwan, Thrivent, and the  foundations.


Jeske is going to LCMS venues (their favorite term in Church and Change) to raise money. That means worshiping with them and agreeing with them, in congregations and district meetings. Jeske already participates in union services with Missouri and Habitat for Humanity.

Kingdom Workers and CrossWalk in Phoenix have both canceled Mark Jeske as a speaker. KW is having their confab in Phoenix. They lined up His Grace a year early, but the lay leadership wanted him off the menu - due to the current situation.

CrossWalk may have been encouraged. Everyone knows, anything goes, at CrossWalk.


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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Time of Generic Grace Update":

Damage control is pretty obvious in this sentence.

"Time of Grace has convinced the LC-MS to change the designation of Time of Grace from a RSO to a service organization that is recognized by the LC-MS."

RSO is an acronym for Recognized Service Organization. So - did we just hear that Time of Grace moved from a LCMS Recognized Service Organization to a service organization recognized by the LCMS? Huh?

The confessional factions of the LCMS must also cringe at the thought of Time of Grace being recognized as a service organization by the LCMS. Here's a little parlor game so you can cringe as well: 1) Drink a swig of beer every time you see a Gospel message in the October-December TOG messages (http://www.timeofgrace.org/recentmessage.php). 2) See how much beer remains in the first can when you finish reading.

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GJ - Two Nazarenes and a Mormon took the beer test mentioned above and stayed cold, dead sober.

Paul Kelm Effect: Freddy Finkelstein on Lutheran Colleges






Freddy Finkelstein has left a new comment on your post "Willow Creek Wisconsin Lutheran College Hires Geez...":

Given the growing expense involved with college education, it is prudent for parents to begin planning ahead of time, so I have been planning for my children's college education for some time, now. For what it is worth, even though my children are 8 years, minimum, from college age, WLC has already been ruled out of consideration. At this point, the only Lutheran college under serious consideration is Bethany Lutheran College in Mankato, MN (ELS). I have visited the campuses and spoken with professors and admission counselors at both WLC and BLC, I have met several students and graduates from both colleges, including students of WLC from my own congregation, and I am far more impressed with Bethany at this point, both academically and confessionally speaking. I am particularly impressed with the Confessional activism of some Bethany professors -- the involvement of some here, being characteristic of those I've met. By comparison, the overt "Schwaermer" activism that proceeds from WLC does not help them, Charis having been one such glaring example of it. These influences do trickle down to the students. In fact, all of the students who have been sent to WLC from our own small congregation in the past six years or so (roughly 30% of our high-school grads), have been lost to these influences, while the students I have met from Bethany seem to be hotly Confessional by comparison. Yes, students, your words and actions represent the primary influences that have shaped you -- your college, high-school, church, family, etc. -- and, based on your words and actions, others rightly form judgments regarding those influences.

Yet, I am not blind to the reality that change is possible. According to my contacts in LCMS, there are two relatively conservative Concordia colleges left, Wisconsin and Irvine, and having spoken with a few Confessional professors from Concordia Wisconsin over the years, and several of their students, I am duly impressed, and am eager to see how the future may shape the reality of Lutheran education in LCMS and elsewhere in America. In the end, if I am going to purchase a specifically Lutheran education for my children, I am not going to be suckered into paying for one that is not calculated to produce, and which does not demonstrably produce, Lutheran confessors. Merely providing an education in a "Lutheran" environment is not sufficient -- that is to pay extra for only an adjective, and for just that I can purchase a positively excellent education at St. Olaf in Northfield, MN. Otherwise, there are many other very fine sources of education available.

So there is my open letter to the WLC Board. I'm not going to waste my time personally engaging fruitless discussion with a group of men whose public decisions demonstrate an undying commitment to CGM and other forms of enthusiasm. Their minds are already made up, the direction their leadership is taking them is evidence of this fact. Instead, I'll point out that WLC is not WELS, per se, but is only affiliated with WELS as an external organization, apparently sharing in a fellowship arrangement with WELS; and I'll suggest that maybe it's time WELS begin independently reconsidering that arrangement -- which would, of course, impact the member congregations of the WLC corporation and prompt them to exert appropriate influence.

I'll vote with my patronage, and encourage others to do the same.

Freddy Finkelstein


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+Diet O. Worms has left a new comment on your post "Paul Kelm Effect: Freddy Finkelstein on Lutheran C...":

A few years back, a waitress approached and struck up a conversation after seeing me reading a Bible over lunch. (How's that for efficacy!) Eventually we found that we were both WELS, and that she had just graduated from WLC and was studying further to start a career in substance abuse counseling. I asked her impression of the WELS school, and her first response was, "It is way too easy to get pot."

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GJ - That will be called slander, Diet O. Worms.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Paul Kelm Effect: Freddy Finkelstein on Lutheran C...":

the reason chapel is poorly attended is because it reeks of reformed theology and practice!!My niece just graduated from WLC and while there attended the local wels church St.Johns, she couldn't stomach the chapel worship.

signed,
confessional Lutheran pastor's wife

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GJ - The Reformed emphasis is coming from the WLC board of directors. WLC has been on a unionistic bent for a long time.

Someone asked me today, "Why such a huge board? Is that normal for higher education?" I think the board is huge to give more power to a few people - divide and conquer. Besides, each board member is expected to bring in money or influence. Joe Kennedy (the patriarch) was on the Notre Dame board, but he did not give much money. They threw him off.