Funniest or Saddest Lutheran Posts - Part III: Dead Last Lutherans (Steadfast) - An International Fraternity of Confessional Apostates

Anyone who posts on the Steadfast Lutheran political site - set up to promote Matt the Fatt - is admitting to doctrinal illiteracy and confessional apostasy. But this group is "international."

Are women in fraternities? The editors did not take Latin. Some women are there to teach the beta males, so it is really a sorority.

The Preus clan has its own private publishing outfit, and this is their own website, which they share with those who submit to the dogmatic verities of Bishop Martin Stephan, STD.

The posts are 100% Objective Justification and 0% Lutheran, so "confessional" must mean for them - "I admit it. I am a moron who never studied, never opened a Bible, never read Luther."

When Steadfast covered up for the LCMS and the sex offender,
by erasing all the posts about his crimes, did anyone quit writing for them?

 The case was consigned to the Know Nuffin file. No one knows nuffin about it.
Ken Remember is the archivist.

CPH clearance items below!
Did McCain ever work for Walter Drake?
Concordia Publishing House now has a Walter Drake ambiance.

 But the CPH gimmicks are great. Thanks for distracting us from the Reformation's 500th Anniversary, Paul and Matt.

Funniest or Saddest Lutheran Posts, Part II - ALPB

Retired DP Benke was fired for joining an all-religions service at Yankee Stadium, where he was not invited, and for offering a non-Christian prayer. But he was reinstated and Wallace Schulz was fired. So there.

ALPB.org (Ancient Lutheran Pastors Bellyaching) - Their online forum is another one of those trivia discussion sites where the participants congratulate themselves on their powerful and beneficial effect on Lutherdom. If that means helping me embark on a well-deserved nap, I agree.

Their latest offering began with David Benke writing about Christian News. You may recall that Benke is the only LCMS pastor more ecumenical than Otten. I would summarize it, but the post made no sense. However, it began a discussion on their favorite tabloid and how it has no impact. This now occupies 24 pages, wandering around about various related and unrelated topics.

This community of scholars - pause for laughter - does not make their case for "no longer important" when everyone adds a few more posts.

I applaud anyone who posts a doctrinal opinion and backs it up with research. It would be best if every Lutheran pastor posted his or her or its sermons. The printed word reveals so much.

But notice how strong is the urge to silence someone. I speak from experience (CPH, NPH, CN, Dead Last Lutherans, LCA, WELS, LCMS, CLC sic, ELDONUTS book-burning, etc.) Benke suggested putting Otten on the roster once he shut down CN, then moving him to the retired list.

This may seem disruptive, but I advocate starting with the plain meaning of the Word of God. Paul welcomed division, to prove which side was correct. The modern Lutheran approach (all sects, especially the ELDONUTS) is to feign harmony by getting rid of any one who wants to discuss an issue.

Luther understood this issue of separating the good from the bad, because it was common in his time (and ours, but few know it) to move infested flour away from the good flour. If that is not done, thousands of moths will hatch in the future and feed from any form of food they can, even the dried flowers at the bottom of an empty vase.

Is that not the case with Barth, Fuller Seminary, and Church Growth? The most influential school in American Lutheranism and all denominations is Fuller. Those pesky moths are everywhere and multiplying by infesting students, church members, and synocracies with their idiotic, anti-Christian notions.

What did these jolly fellows - ELCA, LCMS, plus an atheist - do to stop the Barth-Fuller cancer? Nothing.

 CPH shot glass.

Funniest or Saddest Posts among Lutherans

 After.

Hilarious gun videos - after.

 Before - Paul McCain's Roman Catholic training - as solid as a Jesuit.

Herman Otten's Christian News complained that Paul McCain was an "unelected ruler" in the LCMS. Who made that happen? Herman Otten did. He arranged with Paul McCain to get early copies of Al Barry material, turning the unknown DP into the Synod President. Paul and Herman separately bragged about their methods to me: both also denied to everyone that they worked secretly (almost secretly) together. If Herman had told the truth, McCain would now be chanting the Rosary in an ELS parish in Northern Minnesota.

 Matt Harrison, Before.

After, with dewlap.

In running a secret campaign with McCain, Otten helped get Barry elected. Likewise, Otten did not reveal The Ballad of Herman Otten sung to him by Harrison himself in that campaign. Once elected, Matt rewarded McCain, who suddenly became more visible again. Unfortunately, McCain's plagiarized Roman Catholic blog is now invisible.

 Which is funnier? - Preus is against high church, or,
Heiser is against Objective Justification?
Or Otten is for Walter A. Maier? or is it OJ?