Monday, May 10, 2010

Fox Valley WELS - A Monument of Doctrinal Apostasy and Disaster


How much longer will WELS continue to self-destruct?


wildcard (http://wildcard.myopenid.com/) has left a new comment on your post "St. Matthew in Appleton, WELS - The Price of Churc...":

Incompetent leaders ran St. Matthew into the ground. WELS has very few competent leaders.

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GJ - Meanwhile, The CORE and St. Peter Freedom disguise sheep-stealing from brother pastors as "reaching out to the lost." That is what Tim Glende learned from Floyd Luther Stolzenburg, Church Growth expert for the Columbus circuit, WELS.

St. Matthew's Church and Change:
1. The school was closed to hire a second Shrinker pastor, in addition to the Shrinker pastor and Shrinker staff minister (Larry Oh's program at Mary Lou College).
2. The congregation has been losing ground every since it adopted the WELS CGM program.
3. Many have escaped to Riverview.

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viewpoint (http://viewpoint.myopenid.com/) has left a new comment on your post "Fox Valley WELS - A Monument of Doctrinal Apostasy...":

How much longer will WELS continue to self-destruct?

WELS will continue to self-destruct until their leaders with a contrite heart seek forgiveness from God for all their wicked ways. Assuming they will study their bibles, they will learn that the work of the Lord is much more than a poorly run business placed on the backs of believers.


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Greg,

Not that it matters all that much, but Monkey Joe's is very much alive and well. My wife and I think that the property in question might be the former Springz building. It was an indoor family amusement center that featured go carts, mini bowling, rock climbing, arcade games, and a restaurant. It did, indeed, go belly up after it had been open for only about four months a few years ago. Someone I know actually worked there.

I recently discovered your blog and would love to post, but cannot figure out open I.D.



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GJ - Can someone offer EZ directions for Open ID? I know one way is to have a blog and use that ID.


Don't Bring a Box of Chocolates to a Knife Fight


The porkers of Church and Change will not give their lives for the Gospel, but they will kill for those synod subsidies, foundation grants, and Thrivent projects.


The WELSian false teachers demand that anyone who questions them must come, hat in hand, groveling, with a box of chocolates, to their knife fight. The errorists need to have a 10-to-1 advantage or they run away from a meeting.

They script their performances, meeting in advance.

When people come to these meetings with good hearts, gentle intentions, and humility, they are bulldozed by the combination of deceit, denial, and denunciation. If one false teacher reveals how demonic he really is, the others step in and change the subject.

For example, DP Robert Mueller revealed that he never told congregations that they were about to call a known adulterer, because "They won't call him." A layman went into shock over that admission of deviousness, so the subject was changed immediately.

The only weapon that can be used in a knife fight is the Sword of the Spirit.

KJV Hebrews 4:12 For the Word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart. 13 Neither is there any creature that is not manifest in his sight: but all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of him with whom we have to do.

A thorough knowledge of the Book of Concord is also invaluable. The Confessions will come alive when studied in the light of doctrinal conflict. They cannot be understood as a history book. That is like using the Triglotta as a chin-prop for naps in class at the Sausage Factory.

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bruce-church (https://bruce-church.myopenid.com/) has left a new comment on your post "Don't Bring a Box of Chocolates to a Knife Fight":

PDFs of Triglotta can be found here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Concord#Contemporary_printed_editions


They Are Bad Bloggers Too


Caught squeezing the Charmin.



wildcard (http://wildcard.myopenid.com/) has left a new comment on your post "Note the List of Foreign Countries":

We know the Shrinkers cannot even operate a blog. They are too lazy. Just look at the counterfeit Ichabod with all its slander and rubbish remarks.

Frankly, they stand for failure in most things that they attempt to do.

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GJ - The fake blogger has no doctrinal discernment at all, so his denunciations are especially comical.

I recall that he raved about my kelming of graphics, but he has kelmed mine many times, without asking permission. The Shrinkers have called for lawsuits against me, but I have only two objections so far. One was from a paid site, so I reduced the kelmed portion to a link. Another asked me to link and quote more precisely, which I did. That is a fair record for 4,100+ posts.

The general rule about graphics is that they can be altered as satire. I look for material in the public domain.

In the past, the Shrinkers complained that I quoted them "out of context." I began using much longer quotations, always giving the exact source, but the howling remained.

One Lutheran said, "It is amusing that they have tried so hard to silence you, and they still have to deal with you anyway."

I have not found an adequate WELS Shrinker blog. Ski hardly writes. He finally realized I was quoting his Tweets, so that stopped (along with Glende's and a few others). I tracked Tweets from Katie for a time, but it was same old buzzing all the time. It is no longer news that Ski, Katie, and Glende go to Schwaermer conferences with the approval of Deputy Doug Englebrecht, possibly the worst WELS DP, except for Mark Jeske's bodyguard man-servant DP.

The Church and Change website is sloppy, badly edited, and revealing. They are endlessly caught between their fever to promote themselves and their obsessive need for secrecy. At what point do they think they have fooled us about the leadership coming from the Gurgle bros, Mark Jeske, Patterson, Jim Huebner, and other Calvinists?

Their problem is not that I have lied but that I have told the truth and documented it.

Slander is a basic management tool of WELS, so when they howl "Slander!" they really mean, "Stop revealing how corrupt and dishonest we really are."

To stop these marauding, adulterous thieves, who rob widows and orphans while mocking the Word and Sacraments, a force must be applied against them, equal to or greater than the force of their false doctrine.


rhs (http://rhs.myopenid.com/) has left a new comment on your post "They Are Bad Bloggers Too":

To stop these marauding, adulterous thieves, who rob widows and orphans while mocking the Word and Sacraments, a force must be applied against them, equal to or greater than the force of their false doctrine.

Just who is their god? They smugly insist that they do it for god. Their infirm god needs them to “rob widows and orphans?” Their lame god cannot create all the money that they want? They really are false teachers and preachers.

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GJ - A man left his estate to WELS with the provision that his widow be supported. This case is called MilCraft or the Golf estate. I may have Golf misspelled. WELS wrecked the prosperous business. The widow had to go to court to get the money wasted by WELS. The synod did not want to pay. The court listened to the facts and found for the widow, forcing WELS to ante up $1 million. That just about pushed WELS over the edge financially. Gurgle was the genius DP in charge of this fiasco. Therefore, the conservative made him their dream candidate for SP, where he did the same with the Schwan millions. That is the plot behind my hilarious parody - "Where Have All the Schwan Bucks Gone?" Now Gurgle is working with Kudu Don Patterson.


If the widow's case moved along as most lawsuits do, her lawyer asked the synod to settle out of court, to save everyone time and money. It is clear that the synod refused to accept responsibility, so robbing a widow was OK with them. It took a secular court to reverse the robbery, doubtless an unpleasant experience for the widow. Imagine what her late husband would have thought - his business ruined and his widow robbed at the same time.

When all this was done and the matter was public, WELS said, "We have to be careful about the gifts we accept from now on." It is difficult to attribute actions and claims like these to believers.

Baby Cries When the Michigan Song Plays


Them Buckeye fans are dedicated.

Note the List of Foreign Countries


The three-fold work of Enthusiasm never ceases its efforts to corrupt the true Church.


I kelmed the flags gadget from another blog. The software is down on the left, above the followers list.

The list of foreign countries, after less than 24 hours, is startling.

When the Shrinkers claimed no one was reading this blog, they must have been expressing their hopes rather than the facts.

Page reads per month are around 30,000 - 360,000 for 12 months. Unique followers are 8,000.



Church and Changer Leads Worship Section for WELS Workshop - Not Exactly News





---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Troy Yerks
Date: Mon, May 10, 2010 at 1:39 PM
Subject: Re: [church_and_change] ideas and resources for NAD conference presentation on music and worship
To: church_and_change@yahoogroups.com


Sarah,If you discuss projection styles, etc., let me give you my 2 cents. I have become (sic) to dislike projecting the words to the hymns on the screen. The hymnals are no longer used, many more people say, "I can't read music, so I won't use the hymnal." We taught our kids that when the notes go up, your voice should go up, etc., and I feel that is the info that is greatly missing when projecting words. Even long-time WELS members forget how certain hymn and liturgy parts go. I've heard the choir singing right next to me, and some were singing the wrong notes and or rhythm.I have seen one church do an effective job of projecting words and notes; Cross fo (sic) Glory in Peoria, AZ. It could be that they were using the white wall as the "screen" and in a mission setting, the Nave of the church is not as long as our more established churches in the midwest. I bring this up because I feel we will no longer be the singing church if we just put up words. It becomes too easy for us to become non-active worshipers (is that possible?). Hope this helps and that you receive many ideas.Blessings on your presentation!Troy Yerks ---



On Sat, 5/8/10, Philip Boileau wrote:From: Philip Boileau Subject: Re: [church_and_change] ideas and resources for NAD conference presentation on music and worship To: church_and_change@yahoogroups.comDate: Saturday, May 8, 2010, 9:05 PM Sarah, With a topic like "Worship and Music in Mission Settings", I would think that an emphasis of such a topic might include a focus on good contemporary and blended worship music. There was a time when music with strong lyrical content and singable music were not easy to find. That is not the case anymore. There are a lot of great songs out there. A few great sites for a variety of worship music are www.lifewayworship. com, www.praisecharts. com, and www.sovereigngrace. com. A couple of great resources for contemporary arrangements of hymns (beside sources at www.lifewayworship. com) are "Hymns for Praise and Worship" by Word and "Wholehearted Hymns" at www.wholeheartedwor ship.com. A few songs that aren't that threatening that I would recommend are: "How Deep the Father's Love for Us" & "The Power of the Cross" by Stuard Towend "If Not for Christ" by Jeromy Deibler - FFH "Oh Crimson Flow" by Josh Hickman, Matt Birkenfeld - Christ for the Nations "Prepared a Place for Me" by Doug Plank - Sovereign Grace "You Alone Can Rescue" by Matt Redman "Come People of the Risen King" by Keith & Kristyn Getty Just my 2 cents - I hope this helps a little.In His Arms,Phil Boileau---

On Sat, 5/8/10, Sarah Lambrecht wrote:From: Sarah Lambrecht Subject: [church_and_ change] ideas and resources for NAD conference presentation on music and worshipTo: church_and_change@ yahoogroups. comDate: Saturday, May 8, 2010, 6:42 PM I've been on this Yahoo group for many years, and haven't posted for many years. There have been some great resources and ideas posted and discussed here, when motherhood gives me the opportunity to read. I've got a few questions related to music and worship for those who'd like to chime in.My husband, Adam, and I will be presenting at the North Atlantic District Missionaries conference in Chesapeake, VA in June. "Music and Worship in the Mission Setting", which likely could better be called "Music and Worship outside of the Midwest". We're sharing music resources (liturgies, psalms, new/original hymn tunes, instrumental music resources), encourag ing your church to be a "singing church", introducing basic music notation info (Finale, PrintMusic, etc.) and also discussing Copyright and Licensing info. I've been gathering my resources and wanted to ask some questions of you. Pick and chose, answer anything you'd like.If you were going to such a conference, what kinds of things would you want to hear about? For the most part, I'm set with my topics, but have this fear I'm forgetting something obvious. What are your top resources for "non-CW" music? As an example, I regularly use music from the songbooks "Sing a New Creation" and "Renew". Any other favorites?Being the music minister at the churches I've served, I've never had to deal with MIDI files. I'm looking for any sites or info. that I can pass along those that need to use MIDI files for worship. Specifically, sites to find MIDI files that don't use all organ, and don't sound like a computer is playing them (I know, I know, a computer IS playing them! :).Any resources on webcasting services?And, what are your favorite "solid CCM" songs? I'm always looking to expand my list of those mainstream CCM or praise songs that have solid words (my take is that I have to look through about 500 to get 1 good one.) What are the good ones you have found?Thanks in advance for any websites, resources, ideas, etc. that you pass along. I've shared this info. with individual churches in the past, but never to such a diverse group. I'm hoping that everyone at the conference can walk away with something useful for their (sic) situation. Thanks for your input!

Sarah Lambrecht, Music MinisterShepherd of the Mesa Lutheran Church (new WELS start-up on the western slope) Parachute, CO


Not Exactly News -
The Bible Is Corrrect about Infant Faith!

Babies know the difference between good and evil at six months, study reveals

By David Derbyshire
Last updated at 9:25 AM on 10th May 2010

At the age of six months babies can barely sit up - let along take their first tottering steps, crawl or talk.

But, according to psychologists, they have already developed a sense of moral code - and can tell the difference between good and evil.

An astonishing series of experiments is challenging the views of many psychologists and social scientists that human beings are born as 'blank slates' - and that our morality is shaped by our parents and experiences.

baby

Good rabbit, bad rabbit: Simple experiments involving babies have shown that we have a strong morality instinct from an early age

Instead, they suggest that the difference between good and bad may be hardwired into the brain at birth.

In one experiment involving puppets, babies aged six months old showed a strong preference to 'good' helpful characters - and rejected unhelpful, 'naughty' ones.

In another, they even acted as judge and jury. When asked to take away treats from a 'naughty' puppet, some babies went further - and dished out their own punishment with a smack on its head.

Professor Paul Bloom

Leading research: Professor Paul Bloom, of Yale University, said a series of morality tales featuring puppets were shown to babies of varying ages

Professor Paul Bloom, a psychologist at Yale University in Connecticut, whose department has studied morality in babies for years, said: 'A growing body of evidence suggests that humans do have a rudimentary moral sense from the very start of life.

'With the help of well designed experiments, you can see glimmers of moral thought, moral judgment and moral feeling even in the first year of life.

'Some sense of good and evil seems to be bred in the bones.'

For one study, the Yale researchers got babies aged between six months and a year to watch a puppet show in which a simple, colourful wooden shape with eyes tries to climb a hill.

Sometimes the shape is helped up the hill by a second toy, while other times a third character pushes it down.

After watching the show several times, the babies were shown the helpful and unhelpful toys. They showed a clear preference for the helpful toys - spending far longer looking at the 'good' shapes than the 'bad' ones.

'In the end, we found that six- and ten-month-old infants overwhelmingly preferred the helpful individual to the hindering individual,' Prof Bloom told the New York Times.

'This wasn't a subtle statistical trend; just about all the babies reached for the good guy.'

Two more tests found the same moral sense.

In one, the researchers devised a 'one-act morality play', in which a toy dog tries to open a box. The dog is joined by a teddy bear who helps him lift the lid, and a teddy who stubbornly sits on the box.

They also made the babies watch a puppet cat play ball with two toy rabbits. When the cat rolled the ball to one rabbit, it rolled the ball straight back. But when the cat rolled it to the second rabbit, it picked up the ball and ran off.

'In both studies, five-month-old babies preferred the good guy - the one who helped to open the box; the one who rolled the ball back - to the bad guy,' said Professor Bloom.

When the same tests were repeated with 21-month-old babies, they were given a chance to dish out treats to the toys - or take treats away.

Most toddlers punished the 'naughty rabbit' by taking away treats. One even gave the miscreant a smack on the head as a punishment.

Although the studies appear to show that morality is hard-wired into babies brains, some psychologists urged caution.

Dr Nadja Reissland, of Durham University, said babies started to learn the difference between good and bad from birth.

'Everything hinges on who decides what is normal,' she said. 'By saying pushing the ball up the hill is helpful, the researchers are making a moral judgement. The babies might just prefer to see things go up rather than down.

'In the other test, perhaps the bear closes the box to prevent the dog from getting in there because there is something dangerous inside. It is like a mother keeping children out of an area where there is something harmful.'


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1275574/Babies-know-difference-good-evil-months-study-reveals.html#ixzz0nY2H951A

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GJ - Babies have their parents figured out on Day One. Grandparents are even easier for them to work on.

I spanked our grandson's hand at lunch on Mother's Day. I tapped his hand with two of my fingers. He told me that was not the right way. He demonstrated by spanking his own hand.

I said, "You have had a lot of experience?"

"Yes," he said solemnly.

I explained - "A grandfather hand-slap is two fingers, just like this. Tap. And followed by a big piece of candy. Maybe some money too."

St. Matthew in Appleton, WELS - The Price of Church Growth



Maybe we should experiment with the Means of Grace for a bit? If that doesn't work, we can go back to Church and Change methods.


News from St. Matthew WELS, Appleton, WI

Interest in our campus

posted Feb 2, 2010 12:02 PM by Ruddat, Jon
As you know, the UW-Oshkosh Head Start program has been renting some of our former classroom space for their program. Recently their leaders contacted us to determine if we might have more space for them on our campus. According to their leaders they really like our location and would like to stay here for the foreseeable future.

While there are several options being discussed, Head Start has told us that their ideal scenario may be to purchase our property. Since this was unexpected, it is important that we consider what our long term plans are for this property before we can give Head Start an answer to their questions. Therefore we are forming a planning committee to look into all options available to us.

Please be assured that Head Start’s interest in purchasing our property came unexpectedly and unsolicited. Please also be assured that no decision on this or any other major facility issue would take place without substantial member input and congregational approval.

However, the timing of this couldn’t be better since we are at the point where we need to make some long term decisions on what to do with our site and buildings. We know that over the next 2-3 years we will need to perform several large and expensive maintenance projects. These include new flooring for the church and replacing the school roof, which could total about $200,000. In addition, there has been a lot of interest expressed in building a fellowship hall.

We will be meeting with Head Start to continue this discussion. We will keep you posted. Please feel free to contact myself, one of the pastors or anyone on the leadership team with any questions or comments.

It would seem that the Lord is taking us in a certain direction and we ask you to pray for his guidance in this matter.
- Pat Jacklin, President


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GJ - Fox Valley residents tell me that the city wants to buy the church for $2 million. St. Matthew's closed its school, so it has lots of classrooms and a big gym. The 100 year old building was remodeled about 15 years ago.

The Shrinkers want to sell the building and move to Monkey Joe's, a failed party center - how appropriate.

They want to sell by September!

Attendance and membership are both down, a shock to those who believe in Church and Change. The whole district is Church and Change but they are going down faster than the Greek economy.

Paul Calvin Kelm - why did you abandon Fox Valley when they needed your services so badly?




In Obedience to His Father Below, The Very Reverend Bishop Raises His Fist in Thinly Veiled Wrath


We must obey man-made law and kiss the bishop's ring.


From Faith LCMC in Moline, Illinois:

May 6, 2010
Ms. Kim Meyer, Church Council Secretary
Faith Lutheran Church
1611 41’st Street
Moline, IL 61265-3499

Dear Ms. Meyer and Members of Faith Lutheran Church Council:

Grace and peace be unto you from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.

I am in receipt of your correspondence dated April 23, 2010 indicating your vote to leave the ELCA.

The constitution of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America states that congregations of which the predecessor body was the Lutheran Church in America (ELCA Constitution 9.62g) must receive permission from the synod to leave the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America. Because Faith Lutheran Church is a congregation formerly of the Lutheran Church in America, the Northern Illinois Synod must take action on Faith’s desire to leave the ELCA.

Therefore, we invite you, and any others whom you wish to accompany you, to attend the Northern Illinois Synod Council meeting on Saturday, May 15, 2010, 10:30-11:00 a.m. at the synod office in Rockford. The purpose of your visit would be to present your request and rationale for Faith’s desire to separate itself from the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America. A presentation up to 15 minutes and then time for vicious personal attacks questions would be helpful for the synod council as they act upon your desire to disassociate with the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America.

Please contact my secretary, Ms Julie Lewis, by way of letter or email (jlewis@nisynod.org) of your willingness to attend this meeting and sharing (sic! - should be "to share") your rationale of Faith’s desire to leave the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America.

In Christ,

Bishop Gary M. Wollersheim


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GJ - Bishop Gary has a point. The ELCA merger was arranged so that LCA congregations would have a hard time leaving. The ALC congregations were given a window of four years, but most did not take an opportunity to leave.

ELCA bishops are kicking congregations out for joining the LCMC, which Faith has already done.

They are already disciplining congregations for withholding the loot that belongs in the episcopal palace.

Gary probably wants the congregation to crawl on its knees and beg to leave. Or he may wish to engage in a protracted legal battle. Church executives love to play nasty with other people's money.

What exactly could he do with the congregation giving no money and joining LCMC? Take away their faithelca.org URL? I doubt they want that anyway.

The main point is punishing Faith for publishing the truth about his diabolical methods.

And he wants to lay his consecrated and consecrating hands on anything of material value.

His grammar is a bit rusty, or his hands were trembling with rage as he typed.



The Left Defined - Including the Apostates of the Syn Conference


Walther, blushing.
This post was kelmed from Rogue Lutheran.


May 08, 2010

Defining Dumbness Down

By Daniel H. Fernald

Having no substance of its own, the left is inherently parasitic; like a cancer cell or virus, it survives by posing as a healthy member of the same host it attacks and ultimately destroys. This pattern of "mimic-attack-conquer" has given us liberty-hating "liberals," leftist mainline churches that publicly embrace what their own teachings explicitly prohibit, and educators whose goal is to ensure that all children get left behind.

This last item is exemplified by the distressing transformation of the backbone of the Western Canon, the liberal arts, into something decidedly "illiberal." Under the direction of leftist educators, the very institutions charged with the liberation of young minds from the chains of ignorance and groupthink have become increasingly effective indoctrination centers and breeding grounds for rigid, unreflective political orthodoxy.

This transformation has been long in coming. A look at where the liberal arts began puts in clearer relief the full extent to which our educational system has been hijacked in the service of the left's political agenda.

The seven liberal arts have deep roots in the ancient world and are divided into two groups. The artes triviales, or Trivium, consist of grammar, rhetoric, and dialectic. They correspond roughly to what today are called "the humanities." These early studies focused on the proper use and mastery of language and verbal reasoning. Today's grammar schools are the direct pedagogical descendants -- through numerous intermediaries -- of the private academies in fourth-century-B.C. Athens.

Having mastered the elementary lessons of the Trivium, the pupil was prepared for the study of the more advanced Quadrivium, or artes quadriviales, of arithmetic, geometry, astronomy, and music.

Taken together, the Trivium and Quadrivium constitute what came to be called artes liberales, the liberal arts. These were considered the proper pursuit for free minds pursuing knowledge and wisdom and were contrasted with the illiberal arts, artes illiberales, which aimed at mastery of only a particular subject or skill set.

The spirit of the artes liberales is manifest in Pythagoras' (c. 570-c. 490 B.C.) classification of the attendees at the Olympic games: the vendors, athletes, and spectators.

The vendors attended the Games for material gain and were consequently the lowest group. Just above the vendors were the athletes, who exemplified excellence and virtue (arête) in sport but did so for the merely instrumental purpose of achieving victory. Their real goal was honor, not excellence.

The third and highest group was the spectators. The spectators observed and studied the excellence and virtue on display before them, but they had no stake in the results. Their study of virtue for its own sake made them superior to the athletes.

This same elevation of wisdom over honor and utility is at the heart of the liberal arts. The knowledge and skills gained in the course of a genuine liberal education are among the least of its blessings. The liberally educated person's most cherished possession is the love of learning itself, for its own sake. No person who regards learning as merely instrumental is liberally educated, no matter how encyclopedic his knowledge. Wisdom is not a means; it is the ultimate end.

Tragically, for most of even the best, brightest, and most privileged of today's youth, the liberal arts are no longer an option, as they have been redefined virtually out of existence. The professionalized, leftist professoriate places politics above all.

I will never forget the open sneer from a former colleague -- an intelligent and multi-talented feminist history professor -- that greeted my advocacy of "free and unfettered discourse." The very idea struck her as absurd, and she acted as though I was running some kind of intellectual con. She averred that "free and unfettered discourse" was code for permitting the expression of bigoted, racist, and otherwise "illegitimate" points of view. For such closed-minded, anti-intellectual academics, the liberal arts' commitment to free inquiry is itself a serious threat, and it is treated accordingly.

Like a virus, the academic left has "reprogrammed" the host to do its bidding by replacing the content, and even the method, of the liberal arts without changing the name.

In other words, the liberal arts and the Western Canon itself have been zombified.

The corruption of the Quadrivium is clearly to be seen in the Climategate scandal and other examples of pseudo-scientific quackery, but the real damage has been to the Trivium. Like so many other cherished traditions and institutions, the "trivial" arts of grammar, rhetoric, and dialectic (which include logic and critical thinking) have been co-opted and subordinated to an explicitly political agenda.

Grammar, even broadly conceived, has yielded to multiculti gibberish in the freshman English classroom. Rhetoric, if taught at all, consists principally of learning to denounce politically incorrect opinions, not to evaluate, refute, or engage constructively with them. The only "dialectic" a college student is likely to encounter is the dialectical materialism of Marx and his Merrily Murderous Marauders in the guise of the latest academic fad.

How and why has this happened?

The "how" is easy. As with its successful conquest of mainline Protestantism, the left has taken over the educational establishment via the long march through the institutions. Admitted Pentagon-bomber and alleged Obama ghostwriter Bill Ayers is well-regarded by many in academe, as is radical leftist Professor Angela Davis, among many others.

These are not marginalized fringe characters. They represent the academic mainstream. They run the joint. The barbarians are not merely inside the gates; they control them, and like Plato's philosopher-dogs, they are quite good at distinguishing friend from foe. Does one really expect such people to give a hoot and a holler about some racist, sexist, bigoted system of education founded by dead white guys over two thousand years ago?

The "why" is only slightly harder to grasp. As rooted in the classical Greek conception of excellence and virtue (arête), the Trivium and Quadrivium continually incline the diligent student's gaze both inward and upward. Self-reflection and correction lead to the development of a character that loves the True, the Good, and the Beautiful. Such a character is strong enough to repel attacks and sufficiently principled to give assent only to such propositions as can withstand logical and critical scrutiny.

In addition, study of the seven liberal arts tends to persuade the open-minded and inquisitive that there is something beyond the here and the now. A belief in a transcendent order that predates us and has some manner of authority over us is anathema to today's radical, arrogant, solipsistic, illiberal, and anti-intellectual left. They do not inquire because they see no need to do so. After all, why study what you already "know"?

Leftist pseudo-educators care greatly about ensuring that the peasants have the correct opinions, but not a whit about the integrity of the process by which such opinions may be intelligently formulated -- and challenged.

In contrast, the liberal arts create independent-minded, freethinking citizens who follow no light except that of Truth itself. By defining dumbness down, leftist intellectual patricians churn out generation after generation of malleable plebeians who are under-informed, intellectually incurious, and easily led. A critical, intelligent, well-informed citizenry is political kryptonite to the left's ongoing transformational agenda.

Daniel H. Fernald has written numerous academic articles and books, including Atheism Answered. He holds a Ph.D. in philosophy and rhetoric from Emory University. professordhf@hotmail.com


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GJ - Synods are as closed-minded as the tenured faculty of the Left. Once Holy Mother Synod has spoken on any issue, especially when it is contrary to the Word and Confessions--roma locuta est, causa finita est. "Rome has spoken, case closed."

I could hear the brains snapping shut in Ohio when Valleskey gave his horrid, anti-Biblical, anti-Lutheran, anti-Confessional "Figs from Thistles" paper on the Church Growth Movement. I could have ice-skated on the carpeting at the gathering afterwards, so frosty was the mood toward one who dared compare Valleskey's "spoiling the Egyptians" to stealing their garbage. The WELS pastors (except for one, later kicked out for orthodoxy) did not mind that they were following the Gadarene swine in tumbling off the cliff, following the wrong spirit.

Tim Glende grew up in that conference. His concept of the Lutheran Church came from maturing in the very bowels of Church Growth in the Michigan District, WELS.

Glende and Ski are the last belch of the Pepsi Generation, Ohio Conference.