(sung to the tune of Radio Ga Ga)
I'd sit alone and read at sem,
My only friends are somewhat fem.
And everything I had to know,
I got it from my Church Growth notes.
Church Growth notes.
You gave us all those Schwaermer stars
Through wars of words -- from Fuller czars.
You made us laugh -- you made us cry ,
You made us strut our piety.
So don't become forgotten fads,
Some yellowin' books, filled with ads.
Who just don't reach and just don't teach,
And just don't buy me a place near a beach.
This is your time, you have the power,
You've yet to live your finest hour.
Church Growth.
All we hear is Church Growth ga ga,
Church Growth goo goo ,
Church Growth ga ga.
All we hear is Church Growth ga ga,
Church Growth blah blah,
Church Growth what's new?
Church Growth, Waldo still loves you!
We watch the shows -- we watch the stars,
On DVDs for hours and hours,
We hardly need to use our brain,
How doctrine has gone down the drain.
Let's hope you never quit old friend,
Like all good fads on you we depend.
So stick around cos we might lose face,
When we're confronted by the Means of Grace.
This is your time, you have the power,
You've yet to live your finest hour.
Church Growth. Church Growth.
All we hear is Church Growth ga ga,
Church Growth goo goo,
Church Growth ga ga,
All we hear is Church Growth ga ga,
Church Growth goo goo ,
Church Growth ga ga ,
All we hear is Church Growth ga ga ,
Church Growth blah blah,
Church Growth what's new?
Church Growth, Olson still loves you!
This is your time, you have the power,
You've yet to live your finest hour,
Church Growth.
All we hear is Church Growth ga ga,
Church Growth goo goo,
Church Growth ga ga ,
All we hear is Church Growth ga ga.
Church Growth blah blah,
Church Growth what's new?
Church Growth, Paul Kelm still loves you!
Loves you.
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Brian P Westgate has left a new comment on your post "Church and Change Now Has a Theme Song":
I wish I knew that tune, because that's quite the parody!
GJ - Brian needs to listen to classical music! A music video of Radio Ga Ga is easy to find. The robot is from Metropolis, one of the greatest sci-fi movies of all times.
