WELS found itself swallowed up by the Kudzu Vine of Fuller Seminary dogma and gimmicks. |
Someone on Facebook took issue with my gentle kidding about Fuller Seminary robbing denominations of millions of dollars.
This woman said, "Fuller Seminary has established world missions in 98% of the world. What fruitage do you have to show in your groups?"
I wonder how often people use the term "fruitage," a real word but rather stuffy, ya think? I gave her my favorite Fuller Seminary quotation, chapter and verse -
I answered that Fuller Seminary has wrecked and shrunken all the denominations. WELS-CLC-ELS-LCMS-ELCA have five things in common:
- Repudiation of the Augsburg Confession and the Book of Concord.
- An unholy love for evil Bible translations and bad hymnals.
- Anti-inerrancy.
- Universal absolution without faith.
- Shrinkage faster than a cheap shirt in a hot dryer.
"Just deny it? Bill, you are a genius! I am raking in the money from WELS and all the other suckers." |