Monday, January 26, 2009

Brewer To Run Arid-zona



Jan Brewer, LCMS, New Governor of Arizona


The former governor of Arizona, Janet Napolitano, was unmarried, had a deep voice, and was described as "very happy, if you know what I mean. She is never seen with a man." Napolitano was an open-borders, pro-abortion, dictatorial spendthrift. The state will run out of money in February, in spite of a booming economy during the Napolitano captivity. She even refused to start dealing with the crisis as she escaped to DC, where she will be in charge of Homeland Security. She may sell more guns than Obamessiah, just by being appointed.

The new Governor Janet worships down the street from the Ichabod Global Headquarters. I can walk past one LCMS congregation to get to hers, which is a fairly new mission.

I hope common sense will prevail in Brewer's administration.

The Arizona Republic cheered every move of Napolitano. The Republic, once owned in part by Dan Quayle's family, is also broke.

I was going to headline this post: "Missouri Woman To Head Arizona," but I anticipated a string of comments from Todd Wilken - "I don't get the humor."

Perhaps the Brewer headline will make people think of Cindy McCain, who runs one of the biggest alcohol distribution businesses anywhere.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Brewer To Run Arid-zona":

If she was WELS, she would be busy at home.

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GJ - If she were WELS, she would be leading the worship service (St. Andrew's Latte), or the adult Bible study (St. Paul, German Village, 15 years ago) or giving the children's sermon (St. Mark, Depere) or writing lead editorials for the synod magazine (Dorothy Sonntag, 15 years ago).