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| Rev. Nadia Bolz-Weber is a model for future pastors, so they may have to merge all remaining ELCA seminaries into one. The WELS-LCMS-ELS seminaries are also cratering. |
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| Rolf Preus has devoted his career to attacking Justification by Faith, so his mini-sect was a natural to partner with ELDONA, which considered the Chief Article an adiaphoron, until it was suddenly a thing. The Preusian union failed and the Rolfites crawled back to the ELS. "When we said - leave the ELS, we did not mean leave leave." They threw themselves on Pope John's shoulder, sobbing and begging for merciful reunion terms. |
