Sunday, October 8, 2017

ELCA-Hallics and ELDONUTs Lead the Page Views for the Month.
Approaching Six Million Total

Rev. Nadia Bolz-Weber is a model for future pastors,
so they may have to merge all remaining ELCA seminaries into one. The WELS-LCMS-ELS seminaries are also cratering.




Rolf Preus has devoted his career to attacking Justification by Faith, so his mini-sect was a natural to partner with ELDONA, which considered the Chief Article an adiaphoron, until it was suddenly a thing. The Preusian union failed
and the Rolfites crawled back to the ELS. "When we said - leave the ELS, we did not mean leave leave." They threw themselves on Pope John's shoulder, sobbing and begging for merciful reunion terms.