Andrew Mueller, son of Wayne Mueller, son of perdition, has a call to St. Marcus, Milwaukee, Mark and Avoid Jeske's lair. No, Adam is the cross-dresser.
Mark Zarling, the president of Martin Luther College, author of the UOJ essay plagiarized by Frosty Bivens, has a call to be an associate pastor. College meltdown?
Aaron Frey, former president and ethics advisor at Michigan Lutheran Seminary, has a call, at long last. Given the fruit of Martin Luther College's work, Aaron was old school - at least by WELS standards.
Michigan Lutheran Seminary has matured - here are their trans students, with makeup on -
Michael Smith, ELS, son of Kincaid Smith, ELS, has a call to the Asian portable mini-seminary, joining such luminaries as Steve Witte, a founder of Church and Change, Doebler - who promoted petting live bunnies for Easter Sunday (an ad tragically misunderstood by Texans), and John Lawrenz, who published the argument he almost won against the Holy Spirit.
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| Group photo - three entire classes at Bethany Lutheran Seminary. |
To be fair, Smith is just as prepared as his fellow Enthusiasts at the Asian sem. He has a "PhD" from Trinity Online Degree Mill in Newburgh, Indiana. That is probably better than Jay Webber's online STM from an ELCA group, or not. Jay's server is being accredited. Smith's server is unaccredited.
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| Thrivent Salesmen and Divinely Called Giving Counselors listened to the Wolf of Wall Street for inspiration. |
Pastor Jonathan Stern was a "Christian Giving Counselor," a job where the pastor or layman has a "divine call" to sell annuities, for which he must be licensed in insurance. Would that make him a Thrivent employee? Probably. Many of these annuity salesmen go into business for themselves later. One counselor talked a dying woman into an irrevocable trust (to WELS, of course) annuity, which spirited her money out of her estate just before she died. I am sure the Holy Spirit called him for that anointed purpose.
Stern now has a legitimate call.
SUSPENDED FROM WELS MINISTERIUM
| Pastors | Church | Date |
| Rev Steven Dorn | Abiding Savior LC Killeen TX - booted November 10, 2017 |
