Arizona-California = UOJ Central
Dakota-Montana = People live here?
Michigan = Malcontents'R'Us
Minnesota = Lutefisk!
Nebraska = Corn, Mormons, and more corn
North Atlantic = I

Northern WI = Anything Goes!
Pacific NW = Crazy People in exile
South Atlantic = Margaritaville
South Central = Kudu Don's Magical Land, home of the Insta-call for sex perverts
Southeastern WI = WELS World, or M'waukee and Chicago
Western WI = Wait, we have parts of Illinois and Iowa too?