from the Delphic priestess.
loswhit wow! heaven is going to be awesome. makes the daily struggles of a bad monday seem so small - so worth the fight #twiblestudy
about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to loswhit
[Office Space: Brian, Chotchkie's Waiter: "Okay. Sounds like a case of the Mondays."]
RT @perrynoble: God asks leaders 2 do lots of things...but never 2 compromise His vision & become a coward when facing a critical crowd!
about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Eructations from the Cathedral":
What is the purpose of The CORE's website since it is so rarely updated? The last entry in "News and Events" is from February. The "Calendar" contains no entries. And the little Flash movie of Ski that you have to wait through before you get to the site itself is not only annoying -- it's really bad website design. For a church that wants to be "cutting edge", it's seriously lacking in the technology department. Other than the "deep" Bible studies they offer on Twitter, of course. And their online Bible information course called "The Road", which is under lock and key in "The Valley".
+Martinus
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Eructations from the Cathedral":
anon 4:22. The pic is real, except for the photoshopped text in the signage to the right of the big "core" sign. The real sign actually reads "Real. Relevant. Popcorn."
Just Kidding. The big sign actually says, "Evangelical Lutheran Church."
LOL! Had you going there.
"Real. Relevant. Rockin' A-Town."
Hmmmph. Now I can't remember what it really said. Since I'm churched, and not part of their target demographic of "un-churched, but available for Sunday night rock concerts" I guess it went right over my head.
+Diet O. Worms
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Can you imagine the CORE's catechism class?
"No, no, no, you have to keep the brix overly sweet on the soda fountain. Combined with the lattes, it helps them feel and experience things here."
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"Ok class, How do we make up the expenses for hiring a full time worship planner / band manager? One word: FREE TIME for the pastor to schmooze for donations."
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"Yes, class, first you move the singers from the back of church to the front. Yep right up in front of the altar. Just wait a few months before the acoustic guitar soloist, but only to accompany singing the Lord's Prayer at first. Bring in KOINA soon, but not too soon. Save them for an outdoor service. THEN we complain about all the talented kids that have to sing at other churches in the area. Give parents the old "yer gonna lose your kids" guilt trip.
Ok class, when do we bring in the female ushers?
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"More butter...yes. You know, I've noticed that too; that salt seems to have lost its flavor."
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+Diet O. Worms
Is this for REAL?!!
Or is it photo shopped?
What's wrong with female ushers?
What is the purpose of The CORE's website since it is so rarely updated? The last entry in "News and Events" is from February. The "Calendar" contains no entries. And the little Flash movie of Ski that you have to wait through before you get to the site itself is not only annoying -- it's really bad website design. For a church that wants to be "cutting edge", it's seriously lacking in the technology department. Other than the "deep" Bible studies they offer on Twitter, of course. And their online Bible information course called "The Road", which is under lock and key in "The Valley".
+Martinus
I wonder if The Core is infringing on this rock band's logo?
http://www.journeymusic.com/
What does the "Congress of Racial Equality" have to do with WELS? There is lunacy at work here.
It's really "The Pit"
anon 4:22. The pic is real, except for the photoshopped text in the signage to the right of the big "core" sign. The real sign actually reads "Real. Relevant. Popcorn."
Just Kidding. The big sign actually says, "Evangelical Lutheran Church."
LOL! Had you going there.
"Real. Relevant. Rockin' A-Town."
Hmmmph. Now I can't remember what it really said. Since I'm churched, and not part of their target demographic of "un-churched, but available for Sunday night rock concerts" I guess it went right over my head.
+Diet O. Worms
Check out the CORE's latest video blog at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I69IF5XMf30. They're really real - whatever that means.
+Martinus
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