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Reverence Isn't An Adiaphoron: 

Lutherans Against Liturgical Tomfoolery

 

Clowns should not carry bottled water,
according to Willow Creek liturgical standards.

1. No liturgical karaoke.
2. No coffee during Divine Service
3. No clowns.
4. No text messaging
5. No testimonials.
6. No Pietistic ditties.
7. No rock bands.
8. No "call to worship"
9. No altar calls
10. No praise chicks
11. No Dr. Phil commentary

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GJ - And people call me harsh?