Friday, February 12, 2010

A Better Facebook Group To Join Than Party in the MLC

Reverence Isn't An Adiaphoron: 
Lutherans Against Liturgical Tomfoolery

 
Clowns should not carry bottled water,
according to Willow Creek liturgical standards.




  1. No liturgical karaoke.
  2. No coffee during Divine Service
  3. No clowns.
  4. No text messaging
  5. No testimonials.
  6. No Pietistic ditties.
  7. No rock bands.
  8. No "call to worship"
  9. No altar calls
  10. No praise chicks
  11. No Dr. Phil commentary


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GJ - And people call me harsh?

2 comments:

WELS church lady said...

"Praise chicks" is one I have not heard before. Coffee during the service is a no-no, with two exceptions:1.ill-fitting dentures(a relative stated that it keeps them from slipping)2.older adults on medication that often causes drousinees)

IF karaoke were allowed, and it ain't, I would be inclined to choose "To God Be The Glory" or "I Am Jesus Little Lamb." My pastor is a fuddy duddy and chooses the hymns for our one instrument band leader. Can't go wrong with the organ.

In Christ,
from WELS church lady

WELS church lady said...

Either my new blogger account had a hitch in it or Pastor GJ rejected my earlier comment. My earlier statement concerning coffee was a bit much, so I leave it out of this comment.

Praise Chicks! Ski, from the Core, wouldn't have aproblem with that.(he already praises 'the chicks')

No text messaging? Should there be a UOJ sermon, one is obligated to text Brett Meyer.

The presence of clowns cannot be helped if the pastor is a Church and Changer!

In Christ,
from WELS church lady