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| First we replace Justification by Faith with Objective Justification without Faith. Then we sell the sheep the New NIV and make tons of money. Finally, we say, "Romans 3 proves it. ALL are justified." |
Romans 3 New NIV - "There is no difference between Jew and Gentile, 23 for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, 24 and all are justified freely by his grace..."
The only authors approved by Pope Herman the Perplexed are UOJ certified - Steve Flo, John W. Montgomery, CFW Walther - or else Roman Catholics like Randy Engel - or - any one of a dozen sects that deny the Means of Grace and the efficacy of the Word.
Although His Perplexity pretends to oppose modern theologians like Kirschbaum/Barth, he advocates their Objective Justification, which is the litmus test of the LCMS-ELS-WELS-ELCA, thanks to Fuller's Kirschbaumian influence. Yes, she was the theologian in that team.
Herman Pontifex hates the way ELCA covers up its homosexual scandals, but the editor was happy to bury the story of WELS' top staffer being a child sex porn trader (young boys). Nor was the Servant of the Servants of God miffed that SP Mark Schroeder absolved Hochmuth immediately, without any sign of contrition or faith. Not that faith matters. Everyone is already forgiven and saved, according to UOJ dogma.
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| Earlier, but still on websites. |
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| Later - a well fitted jacket will make up to 20 ounces disappear like magic. |
The Chief Shepherd and Scribe of the Synodical Conference has taken a dislike to Undershepherd Harrison, who no longer sings ballads to Herman. They have a common friend in Paul the Unrepentant Plagiarist, a peculiar title for someone in publishing. But they all teach UOJ, so they should be great friends since they are all forgiven at birth, even before birth.
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| Mirthless Mark and John Brug keep Pope Herman tamed by appealing to his vanity. |
