|Mich Lutheran Sem is facing financial challenges according to Mark Schroeder. They have put on hold capital expenditures until these challenges are addressed.|
|Maybe the MLS alumni Booze Brothers, great pals of Katy Perry, could hit her up for some capital funds.|
|Michigan Lutheran Seminary is a great place for young men to learn cross-dressing and makeup. They need to learn about hazing for Martin Luther College and Mordor.|
|Justification by Faith is not tolerated,|
but a little canoodling is harmless, they say.