The Wayback Machine found this graphic from the time an Eldona member donated books for fellow members. Apparently this was not cleared with the Dean of Inquisition, pictured below.
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| The Dean of Inquisition, ELDONA, is not known for his sense of humor. |
The ELDONUTs were deeply offended at the gift, which had not been blessed by the sanctified and sanctifying hands of Bishop James Milhaus Heiser, STM. Books and Bibles vanished, though the Bibles were KJV21 and Third Millennium editions. That may be the worst guilt-by-association error ever made, especially since so many ELDONUTs love the Calvinist ESV.
The donor was excommunicated on the spot and warned not to come up for Holy Communion. They do not practice close communion or closed communion, but closed-mind communion.
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