LutherQueasies Falling Over Each Other To Defend Matt Harrison's Objective Justification Drivel, Adding Their Own Drool

 How dare he wield the Sword of the Spirit when we have the complete works of CFW Walther, B.A.!

The Enthusiasm Works, LLC, aka LutherQuacks, seemed incoherent with rage when I pointed out the ridiculousness of Walther's Law and Gospel thesis.

They began by defending Matt Harrison's Objective Justification drivel, then turned against my clarifying, gentle, and diplomatic comments about the kidnapper-pimp, CFW himself.

Their website, powered by recycled Fritos, does not have the horsepower to present graphics or Greek. Their extended rants do not have an appealing look when the site is only good for trivia, biting and devouring.

One MDiv pointed out that Harrison (or his ghost-writer) could not assemble a decent Biblical argument for Justification without Faith. As I tell my graduate students, "At least make a good argument, using logic, plain sentences, and research." Harrison (or McCain) missed on all three.

One Lutheran layman made the same point about Objective Justification in a recent message to me.

The Lutheran synods were healthy when they taught Justification by Faith, but that was a long time ago. Now they emulate ELCA in every possible way.

 The elephant in the LQ room - they lie down with ELCA dawgs and git up with fleas, taking it out on poor little defenseless Ichabod.

The LutherQuackers should defend Matt Harrison and his buddies Schroeder and Pope John for:

1. Working with ELCA and burning up Thrivent dollars for their agenda.
2. Turning their synods into tranny trains where Nadia Bolz-Weber is admired for being so cool.
3. Staying in the same room with female bishops (50% of the ELCA bishops) who espouse abortion on demand, fund abortion through their health plan, and teach Objective Justification.
4. Supporting fake evangelism programs, which are no more than regurgitated Calvinist gimmicks from Fuller, Willow Creek, and other Synagogues of Satan.

I appreciate the publicity from the LutherQuackers and the cub editor Christian News. But why do I upset them so much that they engage in endless, puerile name-calling fits?

A brief summary of my teaching and practice:

• Biblical inerrancy.
• Precise translations and the traditional text. Hence, the KJV in all books and services.
• The Book of Concord - subscriptions are meaningless.
• The Six-Day Creation through the Word of God.
• The efficacy of the Word.
• The Real Presence, weekly Holy Communion.
• Male leadership without excluding women, who are a priceless component of our media ministries.
• World mission in the Philippines.
• Marriage between one man and one woman only.
• Married 50+ years.

Missouri and WELS once taught and practiced this way, but no longer, so the LutherQuackers quake when I post and rage like Donald Duck.