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| "Bishop DeJaynes, I will pass your softball base mitre to an ELCA Bishop, until ELDONA demands one of their own." |
The Babylon Bee gang-tackled ELCA for having no connection with Luther or the Reformation.
Have the Bees looked at WELS-LCMS-ELS-CLC-ELDONA? Not one of them is Lutheran or even Lutheran-Lite.
Most of them do deluxe conferences with ELCA and share the Thrivent loot, making them one with ELCA.
The wannabees are indifferent about abortion, a heinous crime.
WELS was gayer than lavender hose, years before ELCA came out of the closet. LCMS? They know. As one LCMS pastor said to another, "You can't do that. We're not in seminary anymore." (Lawsuit concerning a boy)
Most importantly, those who call themselves conservative or confessional or orthodox repudiate Luther and the Scriptures. That is the foundational issue.
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| Which part of Matt the Fatt's wardrobe be enhanced next? Mitre? Big Stick? White Slippers? |
