Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Louise Johnson, DD, Lands a Grant To Shorten One's Stay in Wartburg College and Seminary. To Dream the Impossible Dream.
This Is My Quest To Follow That Star! No Matter How Hopeless No Matter How Far


 Wartburg posted this pose as her thrilled and excited photo
when they gave Louise Johnson an honorary D.D.

Wartburg Theological Seminary has received a $497,115 grant from The Kern Family Foundation to streamline preparation for pastoral ministry for first career ministerial students in partnership with Wartburg College, Waverly, Iowa. The grant allows for implementation of a fully integrated Bachelor of Arts/Master of Divinity degree program to provide leadership, theological education and spiritual formation embedded in congregational contexts.

This new program will include 3 years of BA education at Wartburg College with at least one semester interfacing with Wartburg Seminary, Dubuque, IA. The final 3 years (which includes a year to complete an internship required by the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America) will be located in a collaborative congregational context.

Louise N. Johnson, Wartburg Seminary President, explains, “The generosity of the Kern Foundation and the partnership of Wartburg College offer us an extraordinary opportunity to press into our calling to form young faith leaders, who can proclaim words of hope, healing, forgiveness, mercy, grace to a world desperately longing to hear and to know the living God.”



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GJ - Without foundation grants, Mrs. Ichabod and I finished Augustana in three years and a quarter. I finished seminary, so that both degrees took six years, including a vicarage. Mrs. Ichabod earned a master's degree in German literature, where most of the classes were in German. So she also earned two degrees in six years, plus working at the UniWat library.

Reu has been forgotten. Where did he teach?
Wartburg? Really!


Louise Johnson, DD - “Vocation was a huge piece of what Martin Luther gave the church. His reframing of a sense of vocation was radical at the time, and in its own way, is still radical now,” she said. “It pushes us to think differently about how we spend our time and what God calls us to do and how we understand that. Those basic Reformation principles still sing in our culture today.”


 ELCA Bishop Liz Eaton has a lot more damage planned.
Most of her higher education appointments have been single women, so put a ring on it.

 ELCiC Bishop Susan Johnson

 Pastor Nadia Bolz-Weber

Encore.
 Bishop April Larson


 Pastor Anita Hill paved the way for
Mark Hanson's career.


 Pastor Megan Rohrer is
ELCA's first openly transgender pastor.

 Dr. Robin Steinke is thrilled and excited to sell off
Luther Seminary property.


From 2013 - WELS Mission Board Waste of Funds

"I administer the Means of Grace."
Now she works at a DP's church.
This was the WELS Latte Church with the couches and "gourmet" coffee - featured in the WELS magazine, no less.




The WELS Mission Board gave St. Peter in Freedom
over $500,000 to buy this broken down bar,
just a hop from a WELS church.
But St. Peter has an annual budget of $1.4 million.


 Glende abandoned this property, which became a
healthy Eastern Orthodox congregation.

 Glende then abandoned this new building, designed to have a coffee bar, but the Babtists have already built onto it.
Glende should be on the mission board, because he started two successful congregations in Illinois. Too bad he closed the one entrusted to his care.

 Glende and Ski were inordinately proud to pose with potty-mouthed Katy Perry. Both superannuated teens published these photos on Facebook.

Lutherans in the News - Stay Tuned - It Will Only Get Worse

 ELCA Bishop Burnside lost his position with his DUI hit-and-run, but WELS protects their DUI clergy with new locations and jobs.

Supposedly, this is a computer generation. But I have often told undergraduates, "Tweeting all day does not make you an expert in computers."

Likewise, people marvel at the universe of information available, but do they avail themselves of this new experience in the cause of sound doctrine? Not often enough.

My key advantages are 

  • a general knowledge of the Lutheran church constellations and 
  • curiosity about each Lutheran group. 

I found the Luther Seminary pagan worship story by starting with Google News and inserting various ELCA seminary names. For some reason, ELCA does not post the real news on their official websites, though hints abound. But there is an army of witnesses who write about all kinds of Lutheran and denominational events.

 Latini, an ordained Presbyterian minister and former associate dean of diversity... - Stop to finish laughing. OK. Ready to continue -
heads the combined seminaries of Gettysburg and Philadelphia. Why did they split? - The issue was Lutheran/Reformed union.



One hint from ELCA about seminary decline was a note about their executive council receiving new legal papers for several seminaries. To paraphrase Kenda, "Legal papers for old established schools? Now. I. Am. Interested." That could only mean new relationships with their property, endowments, faculties, and locations. That has proven true of:

  1. Gettysburg and Philadelphia, large schools in the midst of the densest Lutherans in America - Pennsylvania. Merged. Merging is a polite word for closing, like saying, "She had work done."
  2. Southern Seminary, trying to be a school for many denominations, now a college department.
  3. Pacific Seminary, sold to become a Muslim campus, demoted to some kind of academic and cooperative program.
  4. Trinity, formerly the seminary of Lenski and other notables, now a college department with a Seminex dean.
  5. Wartburg, founded by Loehe, distinguished now by an unqualified president, Louise Johnson, perhaps chosen to close down this micro-hive and erase Loehe's name. And Reu's, too.
  6. Luther, thrilled and excited to sell off some land, making the news a while ago by canning their president at Christmas, firing staff and faculty, and hoping.
  7. Lutheran Spool of Theology, Chicago. Six seminaries merged to form a school constructed like a bridge, looking like a prison, boasting 91 MDiv students in all. 

Count them all - eight ELCA seminaries, ALC and LCA in origin, either needing to close or insolvent, burning up the bucks to pay their lazy, pagan faculty to promote the dogma of San Francisco.


Behold. Doom has come upon us all. Thrivent is the real executive council of ELCA-WELS-LCMS-ELS-CLC (sic). And Jeske is in the lead, riding a Warg.

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Is This Still Christianity? ELCA's Largest, Failing Seminary Celebrates Pagan Worship of Their Father Mother Below



Is This Still Christianity?:

GJ - Cute, Gene Veith, so why does the LCMS continue to work with ELCA when ELCA's own Braaten Jenson Dogmatics textbook has denied the articles of faith for 30 years? This service is no surprise after decades of arrogant rejection of the Word, plus LCMS-WELS indifference to that fact.




"There is Christianity.  There is liberal Christianity, which stretches the term considerably.  There is heretical Christianity, which is outside the pale but at least claims to still be Christian.  At what point, though, does a religious expression cease to be Christian altogether?  Consider the “Transgender Day of Remembrance” Communion service at the ELCA’s Luther Seminary in St. Paul, Minnesota, on November 15.

You can watch the service here, on YouTube.  If you don’t want to watch all 59 minutes, I’ll give you just a few highlights.

Instead of beginning “in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit,” two of those terms being construed as sexist, the invocation in this service is “in the name of Creator, Christ, and the Holy Breath.”

There is a confession of sins, but it expresses our failure to be wild and free.  The absolution tells us that all shackles are broken and that God accepts us as we are.

The service avoids male terms for God–He, Him, Father, Lord–but then goes all in for gendered language to refer to God.  When it comes time to say the Lord’s Prayer, it is addressed to “Our mother who art in heaven.”

God is thereby transgendered!

We could go on, but let’s stop there."

If you blokes are so superior to ELCA,
then why do you work with them?
Why have you not ex-communicated Mark Jeske, the Judas goat
leading your people into ELCA?


'via Blog this'

Luther Seminary makes deep cuts to faculty and staff amid tough times for theological schools. 2013 Story.



Luther Seminary makes deep cuts to faculty and staff amid tough times for theological schools:



"At first, Luther Seminary in St. Paul, Minn., could see itself as exempt from the economic forces shaking seminaries and theological schools nationwide. Luther is the biggest seminary for the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America, the largest Lutheran denomination in the United States. Among its peers, it had a reputation for being innovative. Individual donors continued to give, and its local area -- in one of the country’s most Lutheran states -- was supportive.

Last fall, though, it all came crashing down. Enrollments were dropping. The seminary found it was running multimillion-dollar deficits, spending down its endowment and relying on loans. In December, its president, the Rev. Dr. Richard Bliese, resigned, as the seminary’s board began to look at options to trim at least $4 million from the seminary’s $27 million annual budget.

The results were announced last week: layoffs for 18 of its 125 staff members, many effective within a few weeks; the voluntary departure of 8 of 44 faculty members at the end of the academic year, who will not be replaced; the termination of a master’s program in sacred music; and the decision to no longer admit Ph.D students for at least three years."

LSTC dedicated their rotary composter to
the service of God's Creation. Waitaminute -
they deny Creation. I would have fallen out of my
chair laughing.


'via Blog this'

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St. Ignatius by the Creek may graduate
its entire study body at once.


ELDONA's seminary enrollment is holding steady at one (1).

The Failure of ELCA Lutheran Seminaries Should Raise Many Questions in the UniSynod

 Cho was especially successful in obtaining a prison cell
for himself and his son.


I spent a long time unraveling the history of Lutheran School of Theology in Chicago, ELCA. They ended up with a total of 91 MDiv students this year!

ELCA has lost 2/3rds of their seminary enrollment since starting, which explains why three seminaries (Southern, Pacific, Trinity) are "thrilled and excited" about becoming departments of a college - and why Luther is "thrilled and excited" about selling off land.

The ELS-LCMS-WELS seminaries have the same retail shrinkage problem. The leaders treat new ministers like dirt, so why would anyone send sons to seminary, daughters into servitude for the faculty's fat salaries?

 A violent storm hit the ELCA convention church in 2009,
not unlike the storm that knocked out the lights when the pope was declared infallible.

We can see that the ultra-radicals took over ELCA after the 2009 convention vote, when the storm knocked over the cross at the church where they feigned worship. Even the liberal bishops were offended so they that they left the ELCA they helped to establish.

Most readers have no idea about the total domination of the ultra- Left in ELCA. Those who were demanding power are now the seminary faculty members, bishops, and seminary presidents.



Likewise, many do not know how close behind the LCMS, WELS, and ELS are. Thrivent is wrapped around the UniSynod, handing pennies to the congregations and giving them trinkets, offering chunks of money to each sect to control. Harrison admitted to $50-60 million a year total from Thrivent, which buys a lot of management, meddling, and process. A pastor might say, "Don't let me catch you selling cookies in the narthex, because Thrivent already owns our soul."

Doubtless Missouri, WELS, and the ELS have as much excess seminary capacity as ELCA - for all the same reasons: radicalism, mediocre teachers, and Unitarian dogma. Watch for more "thrilled and excited" announcements from St. Louis, Ft. Wayne, Mequon, and Mankato.


Monday, January 1, 2018

Ripped from the Pages of LutherQuest (sic). November 3, 1999.

 


Cascione Removed From CAT41's TableTalk Four Days Before Walther ConferenceBy Rev. Jack Cascione


This is my response to CAT41's TableTalk and its administrator, Rev. Eric Stefanski. Just four days before the "First National Free Conference on C.F.W. Walther" to be held in St. Louis, I have been banished as a "thief and a liar" from the CAT41's TableTalk. This is no coincidence but the reaction of many pastors who fear exposure of their rejection of Voter supremacy to the lay people of the LCMS.
In the age of email fellowship email excommunication was inevitable. Hundreds of LCMS pastors participating in CAT41's TableTalk believe and teach that Voters' Assemblies, as establish by C.F.W. Walther, are not necessary in LCMS congregations. We have debated this issue for many months on their mail list. 
In order to fortify their obviously weak argument they enlisted the help of Dr. John Wohlrabe. After responding to Dr. Wohlrabe's incorrect teaching on the subject in a series of five responses I was removed from the CAT41's mail list.
 ELDONUT Eric Stefanski.
How does Ft. Wayne manage to graduate so many
self-important bullies, who fight with each other
as soon as they graduate?

Six Seminaries Merged into One To Form LSTC ELCA -
With Side Helpings of Jesuits and Presbyterians -
And They Are Still Flailing Away and Failing...
Fifty Years Later

 LSTC finally returned a Greek manuscript taken
100 years ago and kept in its library (from an earlier school).
Unfortunately, the overdue fines will bankrupt the seminary,
the district, and ELCA. Just kidding.

Lutheran School of Theology at Chicago (ELCA) was formed from no less than six different schools -

  1. Augustana Seminary - Swedish
  2. Grand View - Happy Danes
  3. Suomi - Finns
  4. Maywood - ULCA. The original campus from Passavant. His first purchase from his own money became Wrigley Stadium.
  5. Central Seminary, Nebraska - ULCA.
  6. Seminex - Ten faculty who left Concordia, St. Louis, including gay activist Deppe. They arrived late and stuck together to get things done their way, but promised funds for them never arrived.
In partnership, the Jesuits moved to the campus with their library. McCormick Presbyterian Seminary moved there,  sharing signage with LSTC, but they have moved out.

 Conrad Bergendoff remembered us from Augustana days when he was in a nursing home at around the age of 100.

Conrad Bergendoff (Augustana Synod) really wanted a merged seminary near the U. of Chicago campus, where he earned his PhD, so the LCA picked this location, some said to honor his original dream. Mrs. Ichabod and I attended a seminary president's inauguration at the gloomy Rockefeller Chapel, at the U. of Chicago campus. From time to time we were at LSTC, partly to  finish research on my dissertation.



 This property became Wrigley Stadium after the campus moved out to Maywood. Below is the LSTC campus, which broke up urban housing to serve the Hyde Park area.


McCormick Presbyterian Seminary constructed a building closing off the LSTC open campus, in 2003.

No less than six years later, McCormick's board voted to end the real estate sharing at LSTC, due to financial pressures. Their address is 5460 S. University Avenue Chicago, IL 60615.

Somehow a Jesuit School of Theology is involved in this history, at least in the library, called JKM - for Jesuit-Krauss-McCormick.

LSTC, created by six ELCA merged seminaries, now has 91 MDiv students enrolled.

Julie Sevig helps write the LSTC magazine.
She wrote this about Obama worshiping in Eau Claire.


TUITION
& FEES

Rates are for the 2017-2018 Academic Year.

MASTER OF DIVINITY & MASTER OF ARTS

Tuition* (9 courses at $1,870 per class)$16,830
Activities Fee$70
Technology Fee$150
Total Tuition & Fees**$17,050

ADVANCED STUDIES: MASTER OF THEOLOGY & DOCTOR OF PHILOSOPHY

Tuition* (6 courses at $3,650 per class)$22,800
Activities Fee$50
Technology Fee$150
Total Tuition & Fees**$23,000
*Full-time: MDiv=9 courses, MA=8 courses, ThM/PhD=6 courses
*Audited courses are charged at half of the course rate indicated for the specific degree program.
**Other fees may include: Continuing relations fee - $3,800; Affiliation fee - $900; Graduation fee - $350 (plus robe rental)

There's a Place for Us - Mequon!



Cue West Side Story music -
"There's a place for us, 
A time and place for us. 
Hold my hand and we're halfway there. 
Hold my hand and I'll take you there 
Somehow, 
Some day, 
Mequon!"


 

 Wendland lobbed this stinkbomb at the WELS convention
when they first considered the New NIV.
At the next one, vocal opposition was silenced and all translations were blessed as coming from God.

A Jolly Message from the Church Mouse Campanologist

I had fun creating this for Church Mouse when we first met
via blogging. 

Dear Dr Jackson,

Thank you very much for the two mentions of my blog over Christmas. I greatly appreciate them and your readers stopping by to read the posts.

I also very much appreciate your support over the years, which has meant a lot to me – and to the blog!

I hope that you, Chris and your family, particularly your grandchildren, had a happy and blessed Christmas.

All best wishes to you and yours for 2018, especially for health, happiness -- and good gardening.

Happy New Year!

Kindest regards

Campanology means the study or enjoyment of bells.
This is Harkness Tower at Yale, one of the best in America.

 More bells at Harkness.

 The exterior of Harkness tower, which is 216 feet tall.


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GJ - As I wrote earlier, the Church Mouse Campanologist remains one of the most informed, researched, and worthwhile blogs around. 

I would love to list more blogs, but most remind me of the scene in a comedy where a woman is writing at a typewriter. I believe George S. Kaufman wrote it.

The innocent person asks why she is writing. Her answer describes the bulk of blogging today. "This typewriter arrived at our house and I started writing."

That is, pressing the orange publish button on Google blogger does not make one a writer. Inane discussion websites (LutherQuest (sic), ALPB Online Forum, et al.) are only good for copying their banal statements.

Notre Dame is playing LSU, and yet there are 7,700 views on Ichabod today - so far. The opponents would hasten to say, "But the count started last night at 6 PM." True, and that when most of the views happened, about 6,000 overnight. The high levels of viewing encourage me to post more, so I will.


Observe the Present Rather than Imagining a Gauzy Future

 Church Growth was a lie to fool people about the damage they planned to accomplish together. Add other names, like Waldo Werning, David Valleskey, Frosty Bivens, Larry Olson, Kent Hunter. ELCA got just as involved in training and all the same destructions. Now the UniSynod worship area looks just like and sounds just like a computer-screen festooned Pentecostal church.

Our low temperatures are in the single digits and the wind chill only makes it worse. Our extended summer made winter seem impossible but now we are feeling the extremes.

I constructed rose collars in the front yard and put leaves in each for insulation - in case we had a dry winter with no snow, like last year. The yard crew also put all the extra leaves we gathered around the rose garden. I was thinking of building the soil, not enduring an extended freeze.

 Norma A. Boeckler's Bluebird


Cannot Wait? - Why Not Observe?
A common phrase I hear today is "I cannot wait to see..." That seems to push the important moments into the future. As a gardener, I should say, "I cannot wait to see the roses start to grow in early spring."

Instead, I enjoy observing the winter garden and the slow disappearance of the mulch layer. The Mother of All Crepe Myrtles is a scrawny little skeleton with the remnants of a nest or two in it. That is where I found duct tape interwoven in leaves to form a nest. I will remember the months of mulch making its way into the mouths of soil creatures who feed the roots.

The pokeweed is shriveled too, and its dried berries are on many of the plants. I leave them up as winter bird-feeders. Over 60 species of birds enjoy the berries, far more than the number who favor sunflower seeds. As a former retailer in food, I consider a free supply cutting the overall cost of all bird-food.

Compensation for the deep freeze is the energetic feeding of birds and squirrels in the worst weather. New Year's Eve was sun but colder than ever, so these birds were feeding all day:

  • Starlings
  • Goldfinches
  • Cardinals
  • Chickadees.

The hanging feeders have six little zones for eating. The one hanging outside the kitchen sink often had six little birds eating at once, on and off the bird swing I constructed with two levels for waiting, watching, and preening.

As I learned in Minnesota, pleasant weather allows birds to feast on an abundance of God's creatures, berries, and weed seeds. They ignore feeders for the most part. Even the greedy squirrels will show extreme food preferences in fair weather.

But when sleet falls, as it did in New Ulm, or the deep freeze entombs the food, as we are seeing now in Arkansas, the birds and squirrels are grateful for every scrap of food.

A squirrel will gnaw a kernel of corn out of ice after days of sleet. Birds will line up like ladies outside a Dillard's New Year's Day sale. They are hungry and the cold makes them famished for more food energy to keep them warm.

WELS generates more satire than I can post.
This gigantic and costly flop featured the the worst
possible speakers.
Clueless "Luther" and "Katie" with self-appointed minister Scott Barefoot. The real Luther said,
"The people worship as gods those cardinals who are
satisfied by a woman."


Not by Accident - A Process
We are no different from the fair-weather creatures. When faithful teachers and ministers were abundant, we took them all for granted. We discussed whether setting one or two was better in the Service Book and Hymnal (LCA-ALC). We compared liturgical services. Near my home church in Moline was a larger and wealthier church - same synod and architecture. There the organist played much faster. We walked over on confirmation day when 60 children were confirmed at once. We never imagined that the pipe organs would be replaced by digital organ-grinders, the enormous confirmation classes diminished to a handful, even in large congregations.

Lutherans thought they could treat Justification by Faith as an adiaphoron, a matter of indifference. Why? The faithful feared the wrath of the UOJ fanatics - their stock phrases and packaged insults. Recently I was called a Calvinist for mentioning Justification by Faith on Facebook. I replied, "Calvin never taught Justification by Faith. Luther did." Silence. Then - "Who is this heretic?"

In fact, the UOJ Stormtroopers expose their ignorance and shallow thinking every time they bristle and mount a faux-attack. They are Satan's sock-puppets and cannot make a case for their hybrid mix of rationalism, Pietism, and male menopause symptoms.

Too many people dreamt of a gauzy future and failed to observe the present conditions, the warnings thereof. The synods kept placing safe mediocrities in teaching positions, making the seminary's objectives align with the synod politicians' plans. Align is a hot term today. Make sure everything aligns - an essential part of the process. If they emphasize the process, everyone will overlook what is actually happening. As one TV star said recently on a forgotten show, "Trust the process." We should never trust the process.

Now the coming generations are looking at an almost barren landscape. They cannot forget the Boomers, who only want to retire in peace, holding onto their Fuller certificates and Twenty Years of Service plaques. The younger generations will need to mine the treasures of the Lutheran Reformation once again.


  • The debacle of the 500th Anniversary should have warned everyone. Thrivent sponsoring events? Why not Budweiser or QVC? 


  • "In spite of his shortcomings, Luther still pointed to Christ..." That could only come from the shriveled and pickled brains of WELS.


  • "Actually, I am already tired of the Anniversary." That came from one of the ELCA pastors at a Jeske conference, who wanted to share her feelings with us.

 The Ten Commandments of Mark Jeske
must be obeyed.