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ICHABOD, THE GLORY HAS DEPARTED - explores the Age of Apostasy, predicted in 2 Thessalonians 2:3, to attack Objective Faithless Justification, Church Growth Clowns, and their ringmasters. The antidote is trusting the efficacious Word in the Means of Grace. John 16:8. Isaiah 55:8ff. Romans 10. Most readers are WELS, LCMS, ELS, or ELCA. This blog also covers the Roman Catholic Church, Eastern Orthodoxy, and the National Council of Churches.
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| Tischendorf is directly connected with promoting three sources: Ephraim, Sinaiticus, and Vaticanus. He used the Hebrew "A" or aleph to make his magical codex the first on the list. He rescued leather sheets from the fire and invented the Internet. |
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| Sinaiticus is not the oldest but the newest, not the best but the worst. |
| This is not the actual codex (bound volume) but a version of what Tischendorf had printed. |
Most of us have had the experience of explaining something obvious and hearing it rejected as utter folly, a big lie, or hilariously wrong. Now people video the event as it happens - dousing a grease fire with water, wearing fireworks and igniting them, walking among bison because they are so cute.
The denominations of America only had to do one thing to repudiate the Scriptures, with all the expected results. They did that without acknowledging the plan. And - let's face it - clergy leaders are rather dim and more focused on the finer things in life.
The various organizations did not say, "We are tossing the Apostolic witness of the New Testament in favor of the rationalists, apostates, and atheists." Instead, they claimed in unison, "There better, older, more accurate copies of the Greek New Testament, so we are using them."
Long before that, hardly any seminarian studied the Greek New Testament with an intense interest in the truth. Once upon a time, it took two years of college Greek to get into seminary. That requirement slipped to "summer Greek," a laughable event (like soccer camp confirmation) that let the boys and girls study Greek for six weeks or so, celebrating their Greek certificate at a campus fountain or local bar at the end.
One layman said, "Spend more time on Biblical footnotes and how deceiving they are." Here is the foundational bait and switch, which can be found in many different paraphrases, snip-and-clips, and best-ever-NTs: "Older and more accurate witnesses say..."
They bought it! The professors - not too good with Greek texts - liked it. The synod and denominations echoed the professors. The ministers repeated it, and Sunday School teachers accepted what the great and mighty endorsed.
In one post-WWII generation, the King James New Testament was replaced with the extreme Left's Revised Standard Version, an event marked by the denial of the Virgin Birth, Isaiah 7:10. "A young woman will..." proved - so they claimed - no Trinity, no Son of God, no Gospel. The RSV did not even bother with the Hebrew text, which was guarded by the Masoretic tradition of perfection.
The national response to denying the Virgin Birth was so powerful that the original was restored and "or - a young woman" was put in one of those trip-wire footnotes. But the RSV switched that again in the current version, with Virgin Birth in the text and "young woman" in the footnote. Even better, those pastors who would never carry an RSV are satisfied with the ESV, which comes from the same Marxist Calvinist National Council of Churches.
For additional laughs and grimaces - the Christian News Beck Bible follows the NCC line in many different ways.
Let us consider men leading the church. The so-called conservative churches held what Paul taught, that women were not to teach men or usurp authority over men. All the Lutheran synods taught that until Franklin C. Fry (LCA) died. The Southern Babtists taught the same until that began to disappear.
A young woman told her Southern Babtist pastor that she wanted to preach. He said, "Fine. You can do that next Sunday." So she did. The LCMS-WELS-ELS leaders are doing the same thing, cautiously moving toward a demi-semi-hemi feminist position.
The paraphrases follow, the extreme side avoiding male pronouns and feminizing the hymnals too - one of the goals of the awkward, foolish Tiefel tome called Christian Worship. The new one weighs as much as the LCMS Dogma-tanic.
Oldest and Best - A Prostitution of Scholarship
The "oldest and best sources" claim - beginning this circus with Tischendorf, Westcott, Hort, and the Vatican - fails to admit that Sinaiticus and Vaticanus are late frauds and not early witnesses!
That is all it took - to change the Bible by following the hyped-up claims of Tischendorf and the dark schemes of the Pope. The Vatican has always opposed the genuine text and message of the Bible in favor of ruling the world with their bishop hats and papal crowns. Sadly, the Church of Rome is allied with all the Protestant Bible organizations.
After Seeing The Jump In Trump’s Poll Numbers, Biden Orders FBI To Raid His House Too

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources close to the Biden Administration, President Biden responded to seeing Trump's jump in poll numbers by ordering the FBI to raid his house too.
These orders come at a time when Biden's approval rating has reached record lows, due to 20 consecutive months of unfortunate disasters that allegedly had nothing to do with Biden or his policies, but were the fault of everyone else, especially Trump.
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| Nothin' says lovin' like Church Growth from the oven, and Matt the Fatt says it best. |
Previously I described three gigantic failures in the dogmatics business:
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| Can't you see the ELCA-WELS - LCMS-ELDONUTs |
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| "If they are dumb enough to follow me, they are dumb enough to follow anyone. Ja?" |
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| Or, as Valleskey vowed, "We will all fail together at once!" |
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| "I copied that from the men's room at Harvard, ja?" |
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| Drucker: "I am so schmart, I haf Paul Kelm and the WELS eating out of my claws, I mean, hands." |
I cannot say enough bad things about the Braaten-Jenson Christian Dogmatics. Jenson has gone to his reward but Braaten is like aged milk. The LCA first bragged that this double-decker dogmatics was used at all their seminaries, then later claimed the BJCD was not authoritative or required. Be generous, readers - the ALC/LCA enhanced their deceptive powers by taking in former WELS professors Jungkuntz and Gehrke. Many of ELCA's bishops (DPs) were graduates of Seminex.
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| I try not to laugh when reading Barth. I really do. |
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| Karl seems to have confused God with the theologian - Charlotte. |
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| "Nothink hoppened," said Karl. |
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| Mistresses do not always age well. This is Charlotte and the great theologian Karl. |
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| Christina and I met Hunsinger and his first wife at Yale Divinity. His first wife worked at the medical library. Christina and I worked at Yale Medical, she at the Child Study Center, I at the xerox machine. |
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| Do they sell fortune cookies in Europe? |
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| What was the middle part again? |
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| Charlotte is next to Karl. Frau Barth is stage right. Karl's brother is glowering in the back on the left - he did not approve at all. |
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| Charlotte's lifetime work came to a halt when she became terminally ill. |
Or - consider Charlotte Kirschbaum's Church Dogmatics. She fulfilled everyone's dreams long before they were exposed. Little Miss Cutie not only fused her Marxism with Karl Barth's, but they also lived together - privately at first, each summer - then boldly in the dear professor's home packed with his children and wife. Karl and Charlotte toured America, explicitly sharing the same room and bed at each host's home. But decades later, everyone was "shocked, shocked" to hear about the scandal. The ELDONUTs would say, "Nothing happened!"
Charlotte let Karl write the outline to their Church Dogmatics. She did the research and writing for the "small print" - as Barthians like to say, a little breathlessly and in wonderment and awe.
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| The LCMS triumvirate - Calvin, Rambach, and Bishop Stephan STD. |
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| If the ELDONA-ELCA-WELS-LCMS snip-and-clip Bibles are good - as long as they are not KJV - then they have nullified the efficacy of the Scriptures. |
Many people complain about rain and snow, which is like being annoyed because there is so much air to breathe. Our clay soil was so hardened by lack of rain that the backyard sprinkler spike broke when being pushed - unsuccessfully - into the soil. Even a few days ago, with so much supplemental watering, the spike barely got into the first few inches.
The clouds rolled in to treat us to heavy rains and thunderclaps. Sassy waited for her chance to go out. When only a few drops were falling, she barked to go out and came back in, pausing for her wipe-down, no matter how slight the damp.
All the rain-barrels are full of fresh water now, and the rain continued. In a few days the favored plants will get rainwater to give them extra growing power.
The Efficacy Motherlode Is Lacking in Lutherdom Today
The political leaders of the various Lutheran sects are so limited in their understanding of Biblical doctrine that they should adopt a title fitting each one:
Dunce Eaton, aka Queen Elizabeth
Dunce Harrison, aka Matt the Fatt
Dunce Schroeder, aka Mirthless Mark
Dunce Heiser, aka Lord Jim.
The efficacy of the Word, like the rain, is just another delay in getting their political work done, in league with Schwan, Thrivent, and their mutual sisterly love (fake loathing).