Thursday, March 13, 2008

Long-awaited ELCA Statement Available



Tinky-Winky, Proud


Remember the hordes who joined the LCA and ALC after they published their feminist Liberal Book of Weirdness in 1978? No? True, the LCA and ALC lost members.

But, readers do remember all the feminists who joined WELS, after Wisconsin made the hymns and the Creeds safe for the N.O.W. to use without gagging on male terms.

No?

ELCA has published their new report:

Give Me Ten Men, Give Me Stout-Hearted Men,

which will finish the work started by their alliances with every Left-wing cause and every mainline denomination.

LCMS, WELS, and ELS pastors will cluck their tongues about this report, and say, "Thank God we are the (fill in the blank) synod." They will not tell their members how closely they work with ELCA, including Multi-cultural Ministries, which means Gay, Lesbian, Transgender, Transsexual, Bisexual, Pansexual, and Questioning.

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New spin on the "middle of the road" report.