Thursday, June 11, 2009

Stand By Your Klan



WELS Church and Change is a secret, sadistic organization funded by the synod to take over the WELS. They cloak themselves in sanctimony while issuing their threats. One of them said to a DP, "One day you'll be dead and we'll take over." They are just like the Ku Klux Klan, but even less charming.



Stand By Your Klan
Apologies to Tammy Wynette


Sometimes it’s hard to be a Shrinker,
Giving all your love to just one cult.
You'll have bad times,
And they’ll have good times,
Doing things that you don't understand.
But if you love them, you'll forgive them,
Even though they’re hard to understand.
And if you love Change,
Oh be proud of Change,
'Cause after all it’s just the Klan.
Stand by your Klan,
Give them two arms twist so,
And something Calvinisto,
When Fuller’s cold and lonely.
Stand by your Klan,
And tell the world you love them,
Keep shoutin “Eighth Commandment!”
Stand by your Klan.
Stand by your Klan.
And show the world you love them,
Keep giving all the dough you can,
Stand by your Klan.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Although hard to believe, your pastor and called workers blithely go along with the WELS KLAN. Is that delusional or what?

raklatt said...

Tammy would approve.

So would Kitty WELLS.

Anonymous said...

Let the KLAN do the thinking for you.

Anonymous said...

Subordinate yourselves to your KLAN leaders as instructed. Even if the Devil inspires your leaders, follow them. Dummkopf members lack the wisdom of WELS leaders.