Tuesday, February 16, 2010

How To Become a Church Growth Guru in WELS and the ELS



The 19th century Shrinker Henry Ward Beecher
counseled many women at his church
and at their homes.


Here is the link for a most unpleasant story. Parental controls are recommended. The article says, "It's a felony." An Assemblies of God church let this particular felon use its building for "counseling."

WELS said, "We need that kind of guy as a Church Growth consultant!"

WELS said, "He must be returned to the pastorate to prey upon the flock."

The ELS said, "We need him to fund Thoughts of Faith."

And all the clergy and officials fell down before the Golden Calf and said, "Amen!"