UOJ Enthusiasts Prove They Are Not Biblical Lutherans

To be dedicated by DP Buchholz, SP Schroeder,
and the faculty of the Sausage Factory at Mequon.

Every time a UOJ Enthusiast labors to pull together another philosophical pretzel, he reveals his anti-Lutheran stance.

The Word of God is clear and plain, capable of teaching anyone the basics of salvation. 

Their strained words and careful explanations of absurdities are not unlike the Church of Rome's. Yes, one must call upon one of these experts to explain all the details, since the Bible definitely teaches the opposite of what they say.

Ignore that, they say. Listen to me. I will show you how the Bible and the True Church has always taught forgiveness without faith.

They are frantic. They jump to condemn everyone who denies that "everyone is saved without faith." They bear no fruit. They are sourpusses with one hobbyhorse to ride. They are clouds without rain.