Some Questions for Matt the Fatt, Mirthless Mark, and Pope John the Malefactor

 Not if they work with ELCA via Thrivent programs.
Not if they reject the Chief Article - Justification by Faith.

 This work of blasphemy has been in print and used by ELCA schools for about 30 years. ELCA used to deny using it - but no longer. Some consider this a conservative effort to emphasize that theology still matters. No really, they do.

Given the plummeting value of ELCA, why are the SynCon presidents so eager to be part of the UniSynod and go down the sinkhole with mainline radicalism?

The Most Basic Questions

• If ELCA is as bad as they say - and these leaders should know - then why do they continue to work with them?
• Since Braaten-Jenson's Dogmatics denies Creation, the Virgin Birth, the Trinity, the Atonement and Resurrection, and the Dogmatics have been used for about 30 years in ELCA schools - how can Matt, Mark, and Pope John associate with them?
• If LCMS-WELS-ELS are critical of Church Growth (stop giggling in the corner), then why have they worked with ELCA via Thrivent on many Church Growth mega-programs, starting with Snowbird and the Church Growth Initiative?
• The Thrivent system is disgraceful, since everyone must accept the dominance, lifestyle choices, and dogma of ELCA, so why should Matt, Mark, and Pope John go along with the corruption?
• ELCA enforces the ordination of everyone who flouts traditional marriage, so why would Matt, Mark, and Pope John want to be in the same organization and conferences with them?
• ELCA's health insurance pays for abortion for any reason, so how can Matt, Mark, and Pope John pretend to be pro-life while overlooking America's own genocide of the innocent?
• Thrivent has funded Planned Parenthood with matching funds and probably continues this practice for its staff, so where is the outrage? Instead, we only see synodical trotters and snouts in the feeding trough of the insurance company.
• Mark Jeske is supposed to be a WELS pastor, since Grandma married a Pieper, so why is he on the Thrivent board and hosting ELCA-LCMS-WELS-ELS conferences?

 WELS pastor Mark Jeske is in the back row and apparently on the money committee. Whooda guessed that?

 Jeske's lopsided grin appeared on the LCMS website,
but his heart belongs to ELCA and women's ordination.

 Nobody has lost weight since this photo was taken.

 ELCA says, "Come on in. The water's fine."
The Garasene swine of Lutherdom stampede.