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| "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. ELCA+ installation." |
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"I am not Joe Biden's hospital chaplain!" |
"By 2011, the ELCA's financial situation had changed significantly. According to reports, national donations decreased from $88 million in 2008 to $40 million in 2011. This decline in revenue was accompanied by a drop in membership, with over 600 congregations leaving the ELCA between August 2009 and January 2011."
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"Now, Brett. I was not going to be the first ELCA Archbishop to copy the Presbyterians. But they threatened me with Liz Eaton, because she learned choir music at Harvard Div. What followed was not my fault!!"  "You lied. You lied! You lied about lunch!" |
