Thursday, February 2, 2012

Emergent - Channeling Groeschel with Screens and a Pit Band

Ski does Groeschel, which Paul Calvin Kelm calls "creative."
The photo is better than a thousand-word post.


Ski needs some ab workouts with Joel Osteen,
who teaches the same doctrine.

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AC V has left a new comment on your post "Emergent - Channeling Groeschel with Screens and a...":

Ski is so '80s! Those jeans went out of style long ago. If he's trying to be relevant, he's failing miserably. 



Craig Groeschel is on the right.
He encourages people to borrow his "sermons" verbatim,
but insists they give him credit.
Glende denied doing this.


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GJ - Oh! Oh! I just discovered a new Church Growth principle. Get jeans from the Salvation Army - the ones they can't give away. Market them as Groeschel Genes (tm). If you want an empire like his, wear the same clothes, preach the exact same sermons. Download his graphics. Copy his fill-in-the-blanks bulletin copy.


If it is silly enough, stupid enough, and crooked enough, your DP will back you and stomp the opposition for you.