Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Paul Calvin Kelm, Drive-by DMin - Retired Again




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Kelm, Dr Paul E - WLC - Milwaukee WI - 12/31/2012


WELS Question and Answer Man


Q - I have read about Kelm's false doctrine on Ichabod, The Glory Has Departed. Kelm studied at Fuller Seminary, and even worse, Concordia St. Louis. He always taught that Fuller garbage. Why was he never disciplined?

A - Kelm is one of our finest. He was so valuable that SP Mark Schroeder gave him two calls at the same time, so Paul could choose which venue to bless. You are not worthy to loosen the latches on his briefcase.

Q - Aren't you Frosty Bivens, Kelm's constant defender and an alumnus of Fuller yourself?

A - Shaddup.

Paul Kelm added a verb to the Icha-slang lexicon:
kelming means copying, especially the copying of false doctrine.