The time has come to inaugurate the annual Chicanery Awards, given for the most outrageous promotion of Church Growth stunts in Lutherdom.
Some think the award will be called the Chicken, but there is a better name to use, as all good farmers know.
Missouri and ELS members may participate as well.
The nominations will be wide open and anonymous. Any suggestions will be weighed carefully before allowing the comments to come through. Since so many reader are WELS pastors, spelling does not count. Just git reasonable close.
My apologies to the offended, but this is LCMS CGrowthism.