ICHABOD, THE GLORY HAS DEPARTED - explores the Age of Apostasy, predicted in 2 Thessalonians 2:3, to attack Objective Faithless Justification, Church Growth Clowns, and their ringmasters. The antidote is trusting the efficacious Word in the Means of Grace. John 16:8. Isaiah 55:8ff. Romans 10. Most readers are WELS, LCMS, ELS, or ELCA. This blog also covers the Roman Catholic Church, Eastern Orthodoxy, and the National Council of Churches.
She is divorcing him? Why? Is he crazier, more obnoxious? Let's check it out.
Do not worry one bit. The synodical officials are keeping an eye on all their missions. The doctrinal boards are working overtime, too.
Ha.
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wahoo (http://wahoo.myopenid.com/) has left a new comment on your post "Shrinkers Out in the Cold":
And there was no money left for Church Growth to steal.
How much did Church Growth steal?
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GJ - It would take a team of forensic CPAs from the FBI to find out. Consider this - WELS went broke after it got a series of enormous gifts from the Schwan Foundation.
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brett-meyer (http://brett-meyer.myopenid.com) has left a new comment on your post "Anti-Anti-CG Blogs in Epic Fail Mode":
They're a whiny bunch. I had to laugh out loud at one point when they were discussing whether or not your lack of attention to their posturing was an admission that they were right.
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GJ - That is especially funny. I do check on them from time to time, to check for exploding heads and new rants. The fake claims it is a horrible lie that WELS has women ministers.
However, the ELS/WELS boards of doctrine met about WELS women staff ministers (Larry Oh's program) consecrating and distributing Holy Communion. The most the timid boards could do was issue a moratorium, a delay, on the practice.
Here is a new riddle - What do you call a book with no spine? This We Believe!
WELS is now in the same position as ELCA was when the larger sect began mincing around about homosexual ordination. It was only a matter of time before the Lavender Mafia got what it wanted, in a flamboyant display of power politics.
Given the lack of confessional integrity in WELS and the ELS, there is no stopping women's ordination. They could not say no to a Fuller program headed by Larry Oh!, so why would they cringe at women's ordination in 2012? They already have women ministers and women acting as ordained pastors.
PS - I should mention that Joe Krohn enthuses about CG with Church and Change, like his pal Don Patterson, but distances himself from CG, like Don Patterson. However, Joe started the Rock N Roll blog to defend Doebler's Rock N Roll Church.
Joe defends his UOJ position with the dictionary, the 67th book of the Bible.
"The showstopper tune from the new musical "Banjo Boy" about the youthful adventures of Meredith Willson (www.banjoboy.net). In 1928, young Meredith Willson (played by Jonathan Sill) is advised by a 20-something Louis Armstrong (played by Derrick Mitchell) about why music is so important in people's lives."
NEW MEREDITH WILLSON BIOGRAPHY
Bill Oates has just published the definitive biography of Meredith Willson, "Meredith Willson: America's Music Man". Released in November of 2005, it is chock full of new stories and insights about Meredith Willson. It's a comprehensive look at Meredith's life as a musician, in radio and in scoring motion pictures, his appearances on TV quiz shows, as well as covering his creation of "The Music Man", "The Unsinkable Molly Brown", "Here's Love" and "1491".
It is available from www.amazon.com, www.bn.com, from www.authorhouse.com and from www.iowabook.com.
"Meredith Willson (Musical Director for "The Big Show") wrote "May the Good Lord Bless and Keep You" for Tallulah Bankhead to use at the close of her popular Radio Show. She later likened the song to a Hymn, and was always indebted to Meredith Willson for dedicating this song to her. What a charming and loving song for Tallulah Bankhead's radio program, "The Big Show". A shame this song could not be sung today, but how lucky for Tallulah Bankhead to have this personal dedication!"
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Norman Teigen has left a new comment on your post "WELS/ELS-ELCA Differences":
Welll, GJ, you've fired a salvo of artillery pieces and I am not entirely sure that I know what the target is. In the military it's called time-on-target. That means that a whole bunch of artillery pieces in various locations are fired sequentially so that all of the shells will arrive at the same time on the same target. The effect is devastating.
I feel like someone who has just experienced such a time-on-target demonstration. I think that the post had something to do with Fellowship but my ears and ringing and my head is spinning and I cant figure out what you had in mind when you wrote.
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brett-meyer (http://brett-meyer.myopenid.com/) has left a new comment on your post "WELS/ELS-ELCA Differences":
Pastor Jackson wrote, "Will the Doctrinal Pussycats of Wisconsin do anything? No. Will Pope John the Malefactor, whose hobnailed boot is ever poised to strike a blow against doctrinal turpitude? No. Will the WELS/ELS boards of doctrine, who could only issue a milquetoast moratorium concerning women consecrating the elements of Holy Communion? No. Will the circuit pastors wield the Sword of the Spirit, the Word? No. Will the pastors and laity, unfettered by the unspoken rules of synod politics? No."
A fine piece of tragic poetry. But I can hear the wailing and crying now...wait...what are they saying?...Ah, yes. They are upset because you left out an important, in fact the most important, line: In the end they all had a heart for Christ. And lived happily ever after.
Revelations 18:2-3, "And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird. For all nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, and the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her, and the merchants of the earth are waxed rich through the abundance of her delicacies."
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GJ - I will translate for Norman. He mentioned Time on Target, which is tool America used to defeat the Germans in WWII. The Germans would get a counter-attack ready and we would lob so many artillery shells on them that they could not even start.
Many people in leadership positions do not appreciate the increasing level of disgust in their own synods.
The old Synodical Conference partners (LCMS, WELS, ELS) still emphasize their opposition to unionism. That was the start of the LCMS, the awakening of the Wisconsin Synod, and the birth of the ELS.
Put very simply, one does not engage in religious exercises with those of another confession, especially the extreme apostates, represented today by the Roman Catholics and ELCA.
In fact, the Left Foot of Fellowship is reserved only for those who question the infallibility of Holy Mother Synod. The old Synodical Conference partners are bedfellows with Rome, Fuller Creek, and a business called Thrivent. They are not even secretive about it. They brag about it, promote those who share their doctrinal perversions, and knock only those who peak from their rabbit-warrens and say, "Izat right, what we're doing here?"
I could add the micro-mini sects to this list, who are no different.
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Elderly Pastor Accepts Call to Wisconsin Lutheran ...":
December 2009 Foward IN Christ:
"The Conference of Presidents eliminated the positions of Pastor Paul Kelm, Parish Assistant consultant, and Pastor Elton Stroh, Parish Assistance administrator, because the Parish Assistance program has been discontinued."
Yes, this is old news, especially to the people on this blog. However, for folks who do not follow these things, they would have no idea that eliminated and discontinued actually means, "We KICKED them to the CURB!"
"A newly appointed committee will bring recommendations to the Conference of Presidents in April 2010 outlining the scope and function of a replacement to Parish Assitance, which may include its own commission with its own director."
I have a suggestion, if that WLC gig doesn't work out for Kelm, he can be the new director. Something tells me Kelm will NOT be on the top of that call list. SP Schroeder should make a recommendation.
In Christ,
from WELS church lady
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GJ - I am told that Paul Calvin Kelm and Elton Stroh (German for straw) approached the WELS Kingdom Workers so they could raise Perish Services from the dead, or scrape it off the curb, to use the Church Lady's metaphor.
The COP nixed the idea.
When the Shrinkers ran the conventions, everything passed by the assembly had to be obeyed as canon law, no matter how anti-Biblical it was. They even had to merge the colleges, even though the voting results were flipped. Now that WELS is voting more sensibly, the convention must be ignored and disobeyed, because Kelm, Stroh, and WLC answer to a Higher Power - their Father Below.
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Built of Straw (Stroh)":
Oh, so it is okay for you to make fun of the names of other people, but no one is to make fun of yours?
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GJ - I was not making fun of Stroh's name, only making a point about Perish Services being built upon straw - false doctrine. The Biblical citation is clear. I left it in German so the Mequon graduates would not be able to read it.
The anonymous comment came in from Mankato, doubtless during computer lab at BLC.
Professor Weisacre: "Today's lesson is direct from the governing board. If you must make smart-aleck remarks on a blog, keep them anonymous. You do know the IP address can be traced back? You don't?"
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Built of Straw (Stroh)":
The men did not contact Kingdom Workers. Kingdom Workers contacted the synod first but most people externally and internally did not see a good fit nor the right leadership at KW to help.
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GJ - Someone sent me the rumor. I was not sure it was true. Now that it is officially denied, we know it is true that Kelm and Stroh went to Kingdom Workers to reinflate their positions.
I also heard that Kingdom Workers dis-invited Jeske to their conference. That was their idea and it came from the laity.
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Built of Straw (Stroh)":
Well, then by your logic you have proven the truth of Universal Objective Justification because you deny it.
"Now that it is officially denied, we know it is true..." -GJ
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GJ - Now I know I am dealing with someone trained by WELS. I mean trained the way seals are trained to clap their flippers and bark for more fish. There is a wee bit of difference between denying a fact--typical for WELS Shrinkers--and rejecting false doctrine. Sound doctrine is revealed by the Holy Spirit through the Word, not deduced by logic.
The Shrinkers denied they hired Stetzer for the Church and Change conference. The Conference of Pussycats had already discussed it. I traced the invitation to Stetzer's own blog, twitter, and official schedule, all naming WELS Church and Change. The Shrinkers still denied it, calling their Babtist friend Stetzer a liar. Eventually the COP got them to dis-invite Stetzer.
Ditto the covert hiring of Paul Calvin Kelm as a Perish Assistant.